the "ask an asian" thread.

[Guest jmatsu]

interesting, i imagined this thread would be revived.since im already viet, the best of all asia(well im going to get neg repped). why not mongolian. who says mongolian arent asian?

hahahaha!!! i just noticed this. obviously this guy is delusional in regards to the natural hierarchy of asia.

[lllllllllllllll]

Of course the Philippines are part of Asia. South East Asia...part of ASEAN.

It is not the only Asian country that isn't part of the mainland continent, such as Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan, Hong Kong...

Indians and the people in the surrounding area are Asian too.

Anyway...don't believe Filipino Americans who state they are "Pacific Islanders".

The Philippines isn't exactly inside the Pacific Ocean boundaries compared to the real Pacific Islander countries...Japan is closer to the Pacific Ocean than the Philippines is, but you don't see them say they are Asian/Pacific Islander like culturally confused Filipinos say.

Asians and Filipinos in Asia would be confused if a Filipino-American says they're Pacific Islander. Only Filipino-Americans say this.

Even those that actually fall under Pacific Islander don't like it when Filipinos say they are.

filipinos are like the mutts of asia

you know how hapas have a hard time identifying themselves in either of the two cultures? i think filipinos are like that, too, in that both pacific islanders and far east asians will usually not accept them as either.

[blm14]

Why do korean chicks have really mushy tongues?

[Mr Waffles]

why do asians always hang out in groups on college campuses. how do you lure them aways from there friends?

[chronoaug]

What's with all the asian girls on campus wearing umbrellas when it's really hot out? Can they not just put on some moisturizer with spf in it or something or at least tough it out?

[Pogi]

Moisturisers don't stop you from tanning.

White skin in some Asian cultures denote upper class status, because they are not out in the sun slaving away, on the rice fields.

[GiZMO]

why do asians always hang out in groups on college campuses. how do you lure them aways from there friends?

They find a sense of comradery in others of similar background like blacks hanging with other blacks.

Perhaps if you're lucky enough to have only a single asian person in your science class, take the initiative to make them your lab partner. Any ideas for luring? I have yet to figure this out.

EDIT: Someone mentioned Mongolians. Tell me about Russian natives and people that live in Siberia.

[Mr Waffles]

damn monogolians tear down mah shiiiiy waaaaah

[lestat]

why do asians always hang out in groups on college campuses. how do you lure them aways from there friends?

flick your DuPont Lighter... and they'll look around to see where that came from... flash them a LV Speedy 30, Gucci Tote, or the classic quilted black Chanel Bag with the big white CC logo.... they'll run to you faster than she can say "oppa"

[lllllllllllllll]

Why do korean chicks have really mushy tongues?

not all do

but i think the majority of asian girls that non-asian guys get aren't all that top-notch to begin with =x not to say that refined tongue skills = top notch status, but you know what i mean.

and you know what asian guys say.. thanks for taking all the uglies

[ouss]

flick your DuPont Lighter... and they'll look around to see where that came from... flash them a LV Speedy 30, Gucci Tote, or the classic quilted black Chanel Bag with the big white CC logo.... they'll run to you faster than she can say "oppa"

"oppa" for "oprah" or am i wrong?

[the_state]

is it true that there's a tier system, totem pole, or hierarchy for asian countries?

for instance, a person from japan > a person from cambodia

a person from the phillipines > a person from vietnam

would anyone care to share this hierarchy if it does exist? i've been told that cambodia is some bottom barrel shit.

[Raskol]

"oppa" for "oprah" or am i wrong?

"oppa" means "big brother" in Korean minus all the negative connotations that big brother has in the west. it's a very common saying for Korean girls. they use it even for guys they're not related to...

[cuddlysheep]

i saw a korean porn where the girl getting fucked is saying that. so you mean shes saying "fuck me big brother!" :confused: . koreans are freaky

"oppa" means "big brother" in Korean minus all the negative connotations that big brother has in the west. it's a very common saying for Korean girls. they use it even for guys they're not related to...

[herpsky]

a lot of korean girls say "oppa" (big brother) to their boy friends and older guys.

bad translation, i suppose.

[lllllllllllllll]

"oppa" means "big brother" in Korean minus all the negative connotations that big brother has in the west. it's a very common saying for Korean girls. they use it even for guys they're not related to...

i saw a korean porn where the girl getting fucked is saying that. so you mean shes saying "fuck me big brother!" :confused: . koreans are freaky

a lot of korean girls say "oppa" (big brother) to their boy friends and older guys.

bad translation, i suppose.

it's just a term of endearment.

similarly, filipinos will call older female figures 'ate' which means aunt/auntie even though they're not blood-related aunts. correct me if i'm wrong.

[Tarmac]

i saw a korean porn where the girl getting fucked is saying that. so you mean shes saying "fuck me big brother!" :confused: . koreans are freaky

It's kinda like when whitefokes fuckk some stanky whyte hoe and say "girl, imma fukkk you baby" - do you think they actually want to fuckkk a 12 year old girl or perhaps a 8 month old baby??? No

[mizanation]

i suppose it's like when a girl says, "do me, daddy!"

[ouss]

is it true that there's a tier system, totem pole, or hierarchy for asian country's?

for instance, a person from japan > a person from cambodia

a person from the phillipines > a person from vietnam

would anyone care to share this hierarchy if it does exist? i've been told that cambodia is some bottom barrel shit.

haha shit didnt see that, it's like tier zero accounts nah?

you killed me on that one

[the_state]

haha shit didnt see that, it's like tier zero accounts nah?

you killed me on that one

japan = tier 0

mongolia = journeys

but fo reelz, iz der a kod uv rezpekt 2 da streetz that is based on what country you come from? like, most people in america would view a new yorker differently than someone from utah, ya know?

[Guest youngteam]

ranking ethnicities is one the of the stupidest things we asians do. but still thank god i'm not a swarthy cambodian.

[the_state]

ranking ethnicities is one the of the stupidest things we asians do. but still thank god i'm not a swarthy cambodian.

the truth is unveiled.

who's 2nd in command, after the japanese of course. i've heard "islanders" get ranked higher than those that live inland (ex, china, vietnam, etc)

[Guest jmatsu]

is it true that there's a tier system, totem pole, or hierarchy for asian country's?

for instance, a person from japan > a person from cambodia

a person from the phillipines > a person from vietnam

would anyone care to share this hierarchy if it does exist? i've been told that cambodia is some bottom barrel shit.

every asian whether they admit to it not has thoughts about this. so, yes it does exist deep down in every asian's subconscious (i'm not saying it's a good thing). although i have my own private opinions that i refuse to disclose, let's just say that there are 3rd world asian nations and there are asian super powers.

i'd associate or establish friendships with any asian ethnicity granted they were my kinda people. marriage is a different matter though...

[the_state]

every asian whether they admit to it not has thoughts about this. so, yes it does exist deep down in every asian's subconscious (i'm not saying it's a good thing). although i have my own private opinions that i refuse to disclose, let's just say that there are 3rd world asian nations and there are asian super powers.

i'd associate or establish friendships with any asian ethnicity granted they were my kinda people. marriage is a different matter though...

while i do appreciate the confirmation, i'm more interested in where the line is drawn.

[Guest jmatsu]

while i do appreciate the confirmation, i'm more interested in where the line is drawn.

you wouldn't get an objective answer. i'm whiteXjap.

[lllllllllllllll]

you wouldn't get an objective answer. i'm whiteXjap.

can i get a face pic?

[Guest jmatsu]

can i get a face pic?

sorry, but no.

[lllllllllllllll]

i guess the balding rocker will do then

*sobs in a corner

[mizanation]

i think a prerequisite for being asian is to believe that your ethnicity is the best of all asians. at least that's what i've seen from most asians.

[the_state]

i think a prerequisite for being asian is to believe that your ethnicity is the best of all asians. at least that's what i've seen from most asians.

so apparently this totem poll is on some "dont ask, don't tell" "you'll know if you need to know" shit.

i see, just deprive the white american of his worldly knowledge. carry on.