the "ask an asian" thread.

[Mr Waffles]

is that jerry hsu. if it is he is cooler than you

[kenthenoob]

hm, this is becoming more of the asian hairstyles thread, no? lol

[Guest rambo]

I have some questions about this photo.

1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?

2. Which ones are male twins?

3. Which ones are the female twins?

4. How many women are in the group?

5. Which one is the teacher?

[wEstSidE]

it all same guy. fotoshop mny pixx xof same guy 2gether

[Guest rambo]

Why are you so cruel to asians, Westside?

[LikeClockwork]

whats with some japanese chicks having massive knockers? and whats with those ummm like tit tease videos? its kind of annoying btw im pinoy

[evisu 2000]

Why are you so cruel to asians, Westside?

every1 shud b cruel 2 azns bcuz they r wak.

[sidneylo]

whats with some japanese chicks having massive knockers? and whats with those ummm like tit tease videos? its kind of annoying btw im pinoy

LOL UR PiNOY.

Basically the most emasculated race of Asian males... your questions only serve as a reminder to that fact.

[mizanation]

LOL UR PiNOY.

Basically the most emasculated race of Asian males... your questions only serve as a reminder to that fact.

[DaBestSpoona]

whats with some japanese chicks having massive knockers?

its the emergence of western food in Japan.

Fast food, the recent popularity of heavily marbleized pork and beef, yoshoku, the readily availible french pastries, and anything from Hokkaido.

[culture]

whats with the chopsticks, still? especially with the rice.

i havent done my research, but you think utensils for eating rice would start off as a broad stick to scoop, not two skinny sticks used to pinch rice.

[poly800rock]

whats with the chopsticks, still? especially with the rice.

i havent done my research, but you think utensils for eating rice would start off as a broad stick to scoop, not two skinny sticks used to pinch rice.

don;t eat it off a plate. eat from a bowl

[sidneylo]

whats with the chopsticks, still? especially with the rice.

i havent done my research, but you think utensils for eating rice would start off as a broad stick to scoop, not two skinny sticks used to pinch rice.

I haven't done my research, but I think it's for cultural reasons.

[doczein]

i'm asian. how the hell do you do the asian squat?

it's always a damn challenge for me when i go back to indonesia and i have to deal with a squatpot.

[billy dee williams]

if im at a restaurant and they give me rice on a plate that isnt sticky, do i still eat if with the 'sticks, or is it ok to resort to a spoon

[poly800rock]

i'm asian. how the hell do you do the asian squat?

it's always a damn challenge for me when i go back to indonesia and i have to deal with a squatpot.

NOT ASlAN THAN.

[kenthenoob]

i can't do the asian squat either. i always avoided those toilets... i'm afraid to shit on myself.

if im at a restaurant and they give me rice on a plate that isnt sticky, do i still eat if with the 'sticks, or is it ok to resort to a spoon

noob! use the sticks!

[insomaniac]

whats with the chopsticks, still? especially with the rice.

i havent done my research, but you think utensils for eating rice would start off as a broad stick to scoop, not two skinny sticks used to pinch rice.

8 days after birth, all asian babies have to go and get our asian-ness checked. this is typically measured by one's chopsticks skills; determining if one can successfully scoop a mouthful of rice from the bowl to his or her mouth.

when one passes this test, he or she is allowed to lead their asian life style, such as swarming in groups of the same race, applying for ivy league colleges, running the corner stores or delis, and/or being a horrible driver.

if one fails the test, this is when they suffer from having massive knockers or experience the inability to 'asian sqaut'.

:|

[Analog]

I wasn't able to use chopsticks until I hit puberty.

[kenthenoob]

I wasn't able to use chopsticks until I hit puberty.

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[Analog]

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[Guest jeffvyain]

what's up with japanese porn? i find it almost more intriguing than sexual at times.

[mizanation]

what's up with japanese porn? i find it almost more intriguing than sexual at times.

spoken like a true white man.

[cuddlysheep]

japanese av is very inspirational.

[Analog]

japanese av is very inspirational for my ding-ding apparatus.

[Guest rambo]

One guy I know with Japanese schoolgirls.

[culture]

don;t eat it off a plate. eat from a bowl

But you still have to pinch the rice regardless of whether its in a bowl or a plate. When gathering food stuffs, scooping is such a far superior method to pinching it blows my mind that people still choose chopsticks.

Is there any advantage the chopstick has over a spoon, fork or the multi functional spork? Unless you're playing a small game of billiards with wasabi peas, i don't see any possible benefit. Actually, maybe thats why Asians are skinnier than us western fatties, it takes so long to eat their plate of rice, they get bored and give up before fully nourished.

On a side note: are forks and spoons at all commonplace in Asia? I imagine in a rural setting the chance of me landing a fork or spoon would be slim to nil. But If i went to visit a restaurant in a capital city, would I see any?

[mizanation]

But you still have to pinch the rice regardless of whether its in a bowl or a plate. When gathering food stuffs, scooping is such a far superior method to pinching it blows my mind that people still choose chopsticks.

Is there any advantage the chopstick has over a spoon, fork or the multi functional spork? Unless you're playing a small game of billiards with wasabi peas, i don't see any possible benefit. Actually, maybe thats why Asians are skinnier than us western fatties, it takes so long to eat their plate of rice, they get bored and give up before fully nourished.

On a side note: are forks and spoons at all commonplace in Asia? I imagine in a rural setting the chance of me landing a fork or spoon would be slim to nil. But If i went to visit a restaurant in a capital city, would I see any?

in several asian countries like thailand and the philipines they don't use chopsticks. you fail the asian knowledge test! neg rep!!!!

[culture]

in several asian countries like thailand and the philipines they don't use chopsticks. you fail the asian knowledge test! neg rep!!!!

in that case -rep for you and +rep for Thailand and the Philipines.

[sidneylo]

Actually, maybe thats why Asians are skinnier than us western fatties, it takes so long to eat their plate of rice, they get bored and give up before fully nourished.

Just because it's difficult for you to use chopsticks does not mean Asians also have the same issues.

Traditionally a competent Chinese male who eats his rice puts the bowl to his mouth and uses the pinch-and-scoop technique. The notion of giving up before being fully nourished is just on some ignant shit.

On a side note: are forks and spoons at all commonplace in Asia? I imagine in a rural setting the chance of me landing a fork or spoon would be slim to nil. But If i went to visit a restaurant in a capital city, would I see any?

They would notice right away you're a 'gweilo' and drop a fork on your table... then laugh and say something under their breath as they walk away.

Answer: yes, for the white people.