the "ask an asian" thread.

[culture]

p.s. culture, your measly attempt to neg rep me resulted in a neutral rep, due to the fact that no one likes you. BWAHHAHAAHAAHA!!!!

its a joke internet superstar. neg rep me until the cows come home.

[poly800rock]

i find it nice and ironic that your username is culture and that you live in potentially the most diverse city in the world.

i second this.

[DaBestSpoona]

chopsticks wins by the fact that it takes 1 set of sticks vs spoon, fork, and knife to enjoy a multi course meal

[mizanation]

its a joke internet superstar. neg rep me until the cows come home.

AHHH, the joke is on YOU!!!!

I actually lost my hands in an accident and only use the spoon and fork permanently embedded in my nubs! I PLAYED YOU!@@@@@#!!

[culture]

i second this.

Forks and spoons > chopsticks

It has nothing to do with living in Toronto.

[poly800rock]

Forks and spoons > chopsticks

It has nothing to do with living in Toronto.

um. ok, then use them.

[sidneylo]

It's okay, even though you gweilos use forks and knives, you can still plunder our women.

[Analog]

When I see white guys with asian girls, 9 times out of 10 the girl is fugly.

When white guys hear me say this, they'll be like, "no way, man! I used to date this really hot asian chick!".

Fugly?

Fugly.

[sidneylo]

That's why we let them plunder our women.

The ugly ones.

[Guest jmatsu]

When I see white guys with asian girls, 9 times out of 10 the girl is fugly.

When white guys hear me say this, they'll be like, "no way, man! I used to date this really hot asian chick!".

Fugly?

Fugly.

this is some thread-realness. 9-10 time when white guys say "no way, man! i used to date this reallly hot asian chick!," their true perception of a "hot" asian chick is at best lukewarm.

[sidneylo]

their true perception of a "hot" asian chick is at best lukewarm.

Hot = anything not pale with blonde hair.

Oh my god this bitch is so exotic!!!

*shudders*

[kenthenoob]

are you talking about young couples or old couples?

sometimes the white guys get the good looking girls, but that's only because they're not ugly themselves.

other times, they're both nerds that go to uc berkeley or whatever.

asian girls in davis > asian girls in berkeley.

aaaaaannnnd, some white-asian couples are old people, normally american white dudes with some fobby asian woman who want citizenship. it's true. i kid you not!!

no joke! no funny! no "ha ha ha!" !!

...and i've only seen filipinos use both a fork and a spoon together.

[GiZMO]

^^ I eat like that. Chopsticks only when necessary (asian restaurant), I never get much chance to use them.

My grandmother's husband actually married her for her to be able to gain citizenship. I think he even told her early on that he'd do it jsut for that but he eventually fell in love with her. I thought it was a beautiful story.

[Larry!]

I'm going to be honest, as an Asian guy, I feel like dating an Asian girl is kinda weird.

Probably because of goddamn familial pressure. =[

[Guest jmatsu]

I'm going to be honest, as an Asian guy, I feel like dating an Asian girl is kinda weird.

Probably because of goddamn familial pressure. =[

yo, why would an asian guy dating an asian girl be kinda weird? just because of family pressure? shit sounds pretty orthodox 2 me...

[GiZMO]

I used to live in a very non-diverse part of Baltimore and the only Asian girl of my age was my Filipino niece (from now on I will refer to her as my cousin). So pretty much it's hard for me to find mostly any Flip girls attractive because they all remind me of my cousin and that's not cool.

[Guest jmatsu]

I used to live in a very non-diverse part of Baltimore and the only Asian girl of my age was my Filipino niece (from now on I will refer to her as my cousin). So pretty much it's hard for me to find mostly any Flip girls attractive because they all remind me of my cousin and that's not cool.

did you fuck her?

[GiZMO]

Haha no. I just thought there'd be confusion of our age, some people find it weird that we are around the same age.

[sunisa]

I'm going to be honest, as an Asian guy, I feel like dating an Asian girl is kinda weird.

Probably because of goddamn familial pressure. =[

^^ if the guy im dating is asian, id be engaged to be married now cause of that pressure

DO NOT WANT

[poly800rock]

^^ if the guy im dating is asian, id be engaged to be married now cause of that pressure

DO NOT WANT

are you really 30? i know no asian parents that want their kids to get married unless they have a grad degree and are in the career they'll be in for the rest of their lives

[Mattjay]

I'm going to be honest, as an Asian guy, I feel like dating an Asian girl is kinda weird.

......WTF?

[djrajio]

are you really 30? i know no asian parents that want their kids to get married unless they have a grad degree and are in the career they'll be in for the rest of their lives

Actually, a TON of really religious asians I knew from college got hitched right after undergrad. Granted they were all going to med school/law school in the process....

[poly800rock]

Actually, a TON of really religious asians I knew from college got hitched right after undergrad. Granted they were all going to med school/law school in the process....

i guess i don't know enough uber religious asians

[kenthenoob]

after my cousin graduated from berkeley and before he moved to seattle for amazon, his mom told him that if he was serious with his girlfriend that they should hitch because tax is cheaper for married couples.......... but then again, they're not super religous.

[Yardsale]

When did Japan occupy Taiwan and for how long?

[wEstSidE]

y do u lyk 2 use innernet so much

"azN"

how u feel bout that??? AZZN???? azun...feelm e???

y u lyk brandz so much (GUCCE!!!! versase, luis vutton, etc)

[kenthenoob]

i find being called azn very offensive. asian is okay, but not azn.

why?

because all those who use azn are always sooooooo asian. i don't know how to explain it.. all of those bopper kids and the aZn4lYfe kids are so annoying. especially now that all these azn kids practice ebonics and their stupid bangs with spikes and all that. what the fuck.

[poly800rock]

i find being called azn very offensive. asian is okay, but not azn.

why?

because all those who use azn are always sooooooo asian. i don't know how to explain it.. all of those bopper kids and the aZn4lYfe kids are so annoying. especially now that all these azn kids practice ebonics and their stupid bangs with spikes and all that. what the fuck.

azyn?................

[kenthenoob]

i've never seen asian spelled as azyn before....................

[Liberation1945]

how come so little asian in amerikkka but many asian i see at small little boutique store sell many european labels. how come little asian man very dark goth vibez?

exxxplain.