the "ask an asian" thread.

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mmhm

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[the_state]

you won't get a straight answer because this shit ain't science or anything.

every asian ethnicity is gonna have different opinions. you shouldn't worry about this, cause to most early asian generations of any ethnicity, you're just a whiteboy/gaijin.

but that's where you're wrong. it is a science.

see:

china > burma

korea > burma

china > korea? i think not.

teach the world, jmatsu. teach, so we can know. so we can know whether or not we should pass more judgement on a swarthy cambodian or a swarthy laosian.

ps - that's WHITE DEVIL to you.

[Guest jmatsu]

but that's where you're wrong. it is a science.

see:

china > burma

korea > burma

china > korea? i think not.

teach the world, jmatsu. teach, so we can know. so we can know whether or not we should pass more judgement on a swarthy cambodian or a swarthy laosian.

ps - that's WHITE DEVIL to you.

i don't care, but why do you seem to hate laos and camobodia?

i'm sure everyone could rather effectively assume about my opinions of the asian ethnicity ladder.

[Tarmac]

Errbody on Korea's jocke right now though. Taiwanese, Japanese, VN, they all slurping it up. they all wanna drink our $0.80 soju, sleep with our women, teabag our men, make the quarterfinals of the world cup

we on top of the world like whyte chicks in the 1980s. I'm Kelly Lebroche-ing real hard right now

[the_state]

i don't care, but why do you seem to hate laos and camobodia?

i'm sure everyone could rather effectively assume about my opinions of the asian ethnicity ladder.

I've been told by a secret inside Filipino source that Cambodia and Laos are akin to malt liquor. No offense to you Camdodians and Laosians out there. I can relate, I have family from New Jersey.

[Guest youngteam]

when it comes to ranking your pacific rim countries, these are your key performance indicators:

1. how industrialized is your economy? triple points if you've created globally recognized names in electronics/auto.

2. how dark are your people?

3. how do you fare in the olympics/world cup/world baseball classic? double points if you've exported athletes who play in the nba/mlb/nfl.

4. how hot are your women?

5. do other countries watch your movies/tv shows?

6. what's the level of acceptance by the west for your cuisine?

[GiZMO]

it's just a term of endearment.

similarly, filipinos will call older female figures 'ate' which means aunt/auntie even though they're not blood-related aunts. correct me if i'm wrong.

Correct, but they do not have sex with their ates. I've never heard of Koreans calling boyfriends oppa and such, only brotherly figures, but I suppose that is common?

I agree with youngteam in that there is some way to ranking Asians.

who's 2nd in command, after the japanese of course. i've heard "islanders" get ranked higher than those that live inland (ex, china, vietnam, etc)

Island countries have easier access to trade. Their position in ocean is relative to their economy.

[DJ2xTech]

There is an Asian hierarchy...But its the same as any other race.

My Puerto Rican friends and other Hispanics consider themselves higher than Mexicans....Anglo-Saxon over Eastern European whites (who back in the immigration days of the US weren't even considered White!).

However, other races as a whole are more...united compared to Asians in America. Even though there's a hierachy the people collectively see themselves as Hispanic...White...Black...but Asians aren't like that.

That's why Asians are so pushed around and stereotyped in the media and stuff in America. We aren't united.

That's why in Live Free or Die Hard Bruce Willis can say "Die Asian Hooker Bitch" and get away with it while Imus says "Nappy headed Hoes" and does not. The actress called that was Chinese...other Asians wouldn't really stick up for other Asians. They would say..."We're not Chinese, why should we care for what they say about them"...Even though a common stereotype of all Asian women are submissive sex objects and hookers who "luv u long time"

[syrrealEFX]

Errbody on Korea's jocke right now though. Taiwanese, Japanese, VN, they all slurping it up. they all wanna drink our $0.80 soju, sleep with our women, teabag our men, make the quarterfinals of the world cup

we on top of the world like whyte chicks in the 1980s. I'm Kelly Lebroche-ing real hard right now

Soju tastes awful and the Koreans on campus are the only ones in the midwest still wearing trucker hats...

And yes, I want to teabag the men like the Brits punctually everyday at 4.

[dizzhizz]

Soju tastes awful and the Koreans on campus are the only ones in the midwest still wearing trucker hats...

And yes, I want to teabag the men like the Brits punctually everyday at 4.

Them Koreans in the midwest be a bit lost, especially those students who came from the motherland to study Engrish. Let them be.

[Pogi]

similarly, filipinos will call older female figures 'ate' which means aunt/auntie even though they're not blood-related aunts. correct me if i'm wrong.

Ate is used for older sisters/female cousins/etc

Tita is used for aunts/aunties/female family friends close to your mothers age

And yes, most people I know classify Cambos at the lower end of the spectrum. Top 3 being Koreans/Japanese/Chinese, or so they say... :confused:

[BTT]

I don't know if this is true, but I heard that in Korea, the new big hit TV show is Dog [the] Bounty Hunters.

Any truth behind this???

[dizzhizz]

I don't know if this is true, but I heard that in Korea, the new big hit TV show is Dog [the] Bounty Hunters.

Any truth behind this???

Not quite sure about this...we just eat them for seasonal stamina purposes.

[GiZMO]

If anything I'd assume they'd be hypnotised with Criss Angel's illusions rather than Dog's asskickery.

[Pogi]

Do you mean, the Times of Dogs and Wolves?

[Tarmac]

Not quite sure about this...we just eat them for seasonal stamina purposes.

Maybe because there is a Korean connection, my friend's momma owns the lil grocery store that is depicted sometimes.

[wEstSidE]

There is an Asian hierarchy...But its the same as any other race.

My Puerto Rican friends and other Hispanics consider themselves higher than Mexicans....Anglo-Saxon over Eastern European whites (who back in the immigration days of the US weren't even considered White!).

However, other races as a whole are more...united compared to Asians in America. Even though there's a hierachy the people collectively see themselves as Hispanic...White...Black...but Asians aren't like that.

That's why Asians are so pushed around and stereotyped in the media and stuff in America. We aren't united.

That's why in Live Free or Die Hard Bruce Willis can say "Die Asian Hooker Bitch" and get away with it while Imus says "Nappy headed Hoes" and does not. The actress called that was Chinese...other Asians wouldn't really stick up for other Asians. They would say..."We're not Chinese, why should we care for what they say about them"...Even though a common stereotype of all Asian women are submissive sex objects and hookers who "luv u long time"

are you retarded?

[swooc]

im asian and i find most asians equally retarded especially my very own honkies.

[Bona Drag]

are you retarded?

prolly lollzzzz

who do korean grocers hate more, black people or latinos?

[GiZMO]

^^ black

There are a lot more black crackheads tapping at their glass window than latino. Fucking always buying black and milds and turkey sandwiches with extra mayonaise.

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Ate is used for older sisters/female cousins/etc

Tita is used for aunts/aunties/female family friends close to your mothers age

thank you

so yeah, same thing with koreans and their terms of endearment

[Guest jmatsu]

how do you say concubine in korean?

[DJ2xTech]

are you retarded?

No. Are you?

There was nothing retarded about what I said.

Look it up if you want verification that other people are debating it.

[Guest no0]

Moisturisers don't stop you from tanning.

White skin in some Asian cultures denote upper class status, because they are not out in the sun slaving away, on the rice fields.

true that. i look like a jap/korean kid but im really filipino. when my sister and i visited the malls in the philippines, people would ask us for modeling roles, just because were light skinned.

also, when my mom reads those filipino gossip magazines, i noticed most of the celebrities are very light skinned.

[jl3969]

i don't really like japs. they make cool products, but they're also the sickest fuckers in the world. who else would make anime tentacle porn?

gooks are just bastard children of the japs and the chinaman. and pretty much everybody is a bastard child of chinaman.

taiwan is not a real country and never will be. people who claim to be taiwanese and not chinese are like people who claim to be californian and not american. they look the same, they use the same language, they need to quit bitchin.

the rest of the asian countries are pretty much used for cheap vacation spots whenever crackers need to feel superior in 'exotic'.

on another note, asian girls must have the lowest self esteem when it comes to race. surgery to get double eye lids?!

[Guest jmatsu]

i don't really like japs. they make cool products, but they're also the sickest fuckers in the world. who else would make anime tentacle porn?

gooks are just bastard children of the japs and the chinaman. and pretty much everybody is a bastard child of chinaman.

taiwan is not a real country and never will be. people who claim to be taiwanese and not chinese are like people who claim to be californian and not american. they look the same, they use the same language, they need to quit bitchin.

the rest of the asian countries are pretty much used for cheap vacation spots whenever crackers need to feel superior in 'exotic'.

on another note, asian girls must have the lowest self esteem when it comes to race. surgery to get double eye lids?!

japs are not the sickest fuckers in the world. the germans are the original innovators.

btw, what is your racial/ethnic background? thanks.

[wEstSidE]

let's face it...that eyelid surgery makes them look better...

if some1 sed blak guy need 2 get negroid nose remove i wudnt disagree...or neeed 2 give WITE gurl an ass or sum tittiez.

[Guest no0]

let's face it...that eyelid surgery makes them look better...

if some1 sed blak guy need 2 get negroid nose remove i wudnt disagree...or neeed 2 give WITE gurl an ass or sum tittiez.

Wh@t H3 Sa!d ......

[cuddlysheep]

he might be mongolian?

japs are not the sickest fuckers in the world. the germans are the original innovators.

btw, what is your racial/ethnic background? thanks.

[jl3969]

japs are not the sickest fuckers in the world. the germans are the original innovators.

btw, what is your racial/ethnic background? thanks.

i am a chinaman. hence my bias against the japs. it also annoys me how the rest of the chinaman are so ready to treat the ball sweat of the japs as some divine godly nectar. like sushi. i think sushi is dumb but i understand thats just my opinion. but how the fuck can they charge more to NOT cook your food? youd think that shit was free by the way chinaman in hong kong will line up for 2 hours on a monday night to eat expensive uncooked food.

i think somebody should nuke the japs just to keep them in check for good measure. make sure they dont get any ideas.