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i am fuckin drunk

i hate my job

mafia wars has ruined my life

i am eating senbei

i'm fuckin poor outta my fuckin ass

eatin fuckin shit, fuckin ugly bitches

cuz everybody know that pretty bitches ain't down to fuck nobody poor and shit

but that shit don't even matter

it's all about you faggot ass motherfuckin rappers

drivin lexuses and shit

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grand slam

classic mrip hustle

bagheera

the garden

just put a "the" in front of it

the dorito hoarder

the death threater

the jawns beginner

the hottest niggas out this fuckin winter

winq in a red supreme cap

just tha supreme cap

fruteswaggot

astromartyr

ruff ryder

cassette playa

the president of the company

the entire lyrics to what mass just posted

the next apple product

termitezee

the stylefrightgeist

the superpussyswap

minimal bass

object dye

the ofra kitty haza

the concept art

the walkway

the walk-on

duct taped seams

85% rayon 15% silk

the designated hitter

the venture compound

the bill buckner

BnD: blind n deaf

that detroit varsity from beverly hills cop

the temple of yawns

the 86 mets

i cant see anything in this fuckin film

is it shit yellow or black, i dunno id fuck it

dildo baggins

the chocolate chip

the pennysnatcher

hyphy dolphin

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i am fuckin drunk

i hate my job

mafia wars has ruined my life

i am eating senbei

i'm fuckin poor outta my fuckin ass

eatin fuckin shit, fuckin ugly bitches

cuz everybody know that pretty bitches ain't down to fuck nobody poor and shit

but that shit don't even matter

it's all about you faggot ass motherfuckin rappers

drivin lexuses and shit

word.life.waddup.

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Was she cute?

was a dude :(

when i was first getting my order taken..

jamba juice employee: hi what would you like?

me: peach pleasure

jamba juice employee: name please?

me: megatron

jamba juice employee: mega what?

me: megatron!

jamba juice employee: *laughing* megatron?

me: yesss

*now time to wait till my name gets called*

jamba juice employee: dude, look at this *calls his coworker over and points at the monitor laughing*

(both laugh)

jamba juice employee: peach pleasure?

me: *thinking - i'm not answering until he says my name*

jamba juice employee: MEGATRON?

(customers all laughing)

me: *raises hand*

jamba juice employee: enjoy your drink, sir

that's right! and i'm using captain planet next time!

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