Random Thoughts...

[chickenboy16]

My dad gave me his (used to be) $750 Georgio Armani Jacket. He said that it was too small for him, and he wanted to give it to me. I was really happy, but then my mom told me, "He wanted to give it to u so you can get girls".

Don't know if I should be happy if my dad's just trying to help... Or he saying I don't have balls. It IS a really nice jacket though....

[pieiskewl]

who is kelly choi and how is she like a host of a food show???

man, when the camera man keeps switching to her face, she ALWAYS has like this slightly-disgusted face for no reason, wrinkles her nose and lip, fake half-smiles and shit...

OH LIKE THIS

bitch's face looks like it's melting

[MissingNo.]

JUST FINISHED FIRST MORNING PRACTICE OF WATER POLO HELL WEEK.

goodnight.

[FAM0US.]

New rear rotors/brake pads, $690.

FML

[sybaritical]

^ I had all that and more last week.

Anyhow.

Jack and the Lava monster is INTENSE.

[salaryman]

petal's way too soft.

make a thread with pics for names.

[bill]

New rear rotors/brake pads, $690.

FML

consider yourself lucky. The back suspension of my car is broken and it would cost too much to repair it. I can drive the other car too, but I don't know completely how to drive a manual.

[salaryman]

preliminary recommendations

1) hasnouterus

2) slate

3) hiccup

4) snores

you probably have to wait and see her personality more before you decide.

make it fight a snake and tell me who wins.

[sybaritical]

1) Emagen

2) Liza Chaikina

3) Brunhillde

4) Kan Lich

[thizisit]

I am never restringing my guitar drunk again. Woke up today to a guitar with two missing strings and little bits and pieces of wire all over the floor. Time to buy another set of strings.

[tangerine]

went to the spca

got a cat

shes 2

shes got short grey fur

shes a sloth like me

what should i call her

they called her petal

Mrs. Ant

Tina Green

Woody

Pukako

[willy cheesesteak]

i just used the name "megatron" @ jamba juice

jamba juice employee: *smiling* MEGATRON?

me: *raises hand*

[evisu 2000]

shes gone away to get her baby making unit removed

couple of days till i can take pics

she is hard cat

until you pick her up

then she makes like she has no bones

tofu

tg77

monkey

energy pack

sophia loren

jack the ripper

blondie

blackie

darkie

black man toothpaste

[evisu 2000]

oops i quoted the wrong post but im too lazy to ficks

[evisu 2000]

i am fuckin drunk

i hate my job

mafia wars has ruined my life

i am eating senbei

i'm fuckin poor outta my fuckin ass

eatin fuckin shit, fuckin ugly bitches

cuz everybody know that pretty bitches ain't down to fuck nobody poor and shit

but that shit don't even matter

it's all about you faggot ass motherfuckin rappers

drivin lexuses and shit

[tangerine]

tg77 = winner

monkey = already taken

[Lab]

grand slam

classic mrip hustle

bagheera

the garden

just put a "the" in front of it

the dorito hoarder

the death threater

the jawns beginner

the hottest niggas out this fuckin winter

winq in a red supreme cap

just tha supreme cap

fruteswaggot

astromartyr

ruff ryder

cassette playa

the president of the company

the entire lyrics to what mass just posted

the next apple product

termitezee

the stylefrightgeist

the superpussyswap

minimal bass

object dye

the ofra kitty haza

the concept art

the walkway

the walk-on

duct taped seams

85% rayon 15% silk

the designated hitter

the venture compound

the bill buckner

BnD: blind n deaf

that detroit varsity from beverly hills cop

the temple of yawns

the 86 mets

i cant see anything in this fuckin film

is it shit yellow or black, i dunno id fuck it

dildo baggins

the chocolate chip

the pennysnatcher

hyphy dolphin

[evisu 2000]

north carolina fuck ya babysitta

[evisu 2000]

THE c74 ox carrier

[evisu 2000]

i want a rott

i'd name it ox short fi lennox

or avon

[Guest Phrost]

bey short for wee-bey

or bitch. come here you little bitch

[evisu 2000]

bumpin the tape

as i let the sun hit my daytons

fuck your ratins cause this gangsta shit make ends

i'm on the phone

to see if rhime'son's at home

i'm in the back polishin my chrome

[lawless]

i am fuckin drunk

i hate my job

mafia wars has ruined my life

i am eating senbei

i'm fuckin poor outta my fuckin ass

eatin fuckin shit, fuckin ugly bitches

cuz everybody know that pretty bitches ain't down to fuck nobody poor and shit

but that shit don't even matter

it's all about you faggot ass motherfuckin rappers

drivin lexuses and shit

word.life.waddup.

[willy cheesesteak]

Was she cute?

was a dude

when i was first getting my order taken..

jamba juice employee: hi what would you like?

me: peach pleasure

jamba juice employee: name please?

me: megatron

jamba juice employee: mega what?

me: megatron!

jamba juice employee: *laughing* megatron?

me: yesss

*now time to wait till my name gets called*

jamba juice employee: dude, look at this *calls his coworker over and points at the monitor laughing*

(both laugh)

jamba juice employee: peach pleasure?

me: *thinking - i'm not answering until he says my name*

jamba juice employee: MEGATRON?

(customers all laughing)

me: *raises hand*

jamba juice employee: enjoy your drink, sir

that's right! and i'm using captain planet next time!

[Analog]

was a dude

Aiyaah, bunhead! You save the good stuff for the honeyz.

[Guest Phrost]

which one was this at. houston. cause fly beezys be there

[willy cheesesteak]

union square

true story about the west houston one though, last time i was in there

[Guest Phrost]

what the deal with the houston one. summarize pls

[willy cheesesteak]

nah i was just in agreement wif u phrosty, last time i was there quite a few cute beezys w/ legz fo dayz

[blm14]

I like human names for cats. Name her lily or jennifer or something.