Random Thoughts...

[redX]

Anyone else just see Usain Bolt monster out that 100m in 9.58s?

shit was unreal, he was ahead of everyone else after what? 20m?

[Le Buttsecks]

shit was unreal, he was ahead of everyone else after what? 20m?

its just looks to effortless for him. that dude alien for real

[thaiison]

downloading woodstock now but why is the dwnld speed so loooow, why why why? need to go to sleep to, ave to wait until tomorrow, damn

[Mr Waffles]

can someone tell me how to stream baseball games, or where you get the stream from?

[ojjairus]

are you willing to pay?^

[brohymn]

District 9 was fucking dope

[Mr Waffles]

maybe, if that's teh only alternative.

[fadingblue]

always a jmatsu concept

[FAM0US.]

Jesus christ, I fucking hate PayPal sometimes... Fucking bullshit, fuck them neggars.

[newaesthetic]

mad men premiere in 20min.

[Leonard Leroy]

oh god oh god oh god oh god someone save me get me out of here my sister's internet friends.... they're.... they're neckbeartds... even the girls... they're clogging up the hallway.... its like an anime convention up in this bitch. fml fml wtf michelle

their also as tall as goombas from the mario movie, a bit wider tho

Arrrrrrrrrrgh.

[Hendodo]

bliss.

just ate rice for the first time in a week.

[CUTUP]

U think that shit is strange ^^

Im up on a ladder specking out a beam in a clients house that is supposed to be empty, when I hear giggling and strange noises

When I look up I see Pokemon, a chick dressed up as a goth with a cardboard chainsaw, and 3 other people dressed up like Robotech making robot sounds and doing battle in the hallway I am working in

I swear to god I thought I was tripping ballz, totally unexpected

Turns out the daughter is hard into anime and was going to a convention with her friends, they thought no one was in the house when they were goofing off

[Leonard Leroy]

They're... talking about pokemon...

but thank god the males are too afraid to step into my sisters room, preferring to speak from the doorway, from the outside in.

BUT YOU CLOGGING THE HALLWAY I GOTTA SHIT

[Leonard Leroy]

I haven't checked if they smell yet tho. They done hook up a rock band set up in my living room, I'll soon find out.

I will remain the polite host, but if they stink, oh ho ho, passive aggressiveness will not be contained.

I'm sorry... I... I can't show these around new york...

[tac0tron]

Sorry to hear Leonard- basically the same shit is going on in my house except with some newly arrived refugees. They are smelly and the language is annoying. Am I mean? At least I leave on a plane at 11.

[Analog]

They're... talking about pokemon...

Drop your trousers, watch them squeal and run around in a panicked frenzy.

[Leonard Leroy]

I'm thinking of sticking to walking around in my briefs for maximum awkwardness.

I only put on pants for guests. But there's no way I could even pretend that they're invisible. Big ass invisible barriers, if so.

[villain]

wow I couldn't be you, bro

one thing I can't stand is having people I don't know just walking through my crib

[Vampyrvargfesten]

yo when will diablo 3 be released already???

need to get my nerd on

[Flock]

Seriously, when my sister has friends over it is the worst shit in the entire fucking world; always 3+ fifteen year old girls.

Either watching MTV and shrieking hysterically, All on their laptops on FB / MSN together and shrieking hysterically, Wasting all the fruit in the house and making a giant mess making smoothies whilst shrieking hysterically or just walking around the house and finding different locations to sit down and have giant bitch sessions about all their other friends not present.

Sooooooooo fucking bad, i use to be down with my sister but i'm pretty sure im going to hate her for the next few years until she grows up. 15 year olds suck.

[Leonard Leroy]

She's normally better than this, but yo internet friends man.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Leonard Leroy]

one of them has a best buy geeek squad shirt on

[evisu 2000]

mass:

craig: its huge man

craig: its breathin' all the white man's air

[andrewexd]

yo when will diablo 3 be released already???

need to get my nerd on

when they're finished milking WOW for the next 20 years.

im watching there will be blood, this shit is boring,

[Vampyrvargfesten]

who is kelly choi and how is she like a host of a food show???

man, when the camera man keeps switching to her face, she ALWAYS has like this slightly-disgusted face for no reason, wrinkles her nose and lip, fake half-smiles and shit...

OH LIKE THIS

[andrewexd]

i think that bitch is a judge on top chef masters and yes she looks wierd.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

DU THAT NOSE

that nose KNOWs

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[ojjairus]

sleeping over at my brothers place and i forgot to get a cover. I can't sleep without a cover man!

[NatseOklim]

How good are these titles of porn clips?

"Save your soul cuz your cunt belongs to me"

"Lucky me and my big boobie nurse"

"Whorey Tory's asshole so sorey"