Random Thoughts...

[Lucas]

Has anyone here ever taken White Powder Gold?

[16steps]

whats the protocol on boning ex ex ex gf's (talkin about 16 yo lose your v-card to)? Is it just assumed that you can bone em?

Ran into my first gf at the gym not too long ago and we have been talking. Whats the deal? Friends with benefits or is she gonna try and pursue something.....hopefully option A.

I know its lazy of me and i should hit up some different girls, but shes hot and probably still finds me attractive

[please underestimate]

holy crap.

[evisu 2000]

i'm drunk cold and hungry and watching the city

does life get any better

[Le Buttsecks]

do u think a girl like that bleaches her bunghole?

this got me thinking. why do hoes get they asshole bleached? doesnt that shit burn. look nice though, but aint it uncomfortable to spread ur ass cheeks and smear clorox all in ya ass? maybe i got the procedure wrong.

do black hoes bleach they asshole? Micheal Jackson?

so who bleach here?

[evisu 2000]

it's worth it

like getting a tattoo

doesn't hurt that much

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i am always hungry late at night

[julzkind]

i need to sleep.

i have to sleep.

whyyyyyy cant i sleep!?

=/

[branespload]

I'm embellished with confidence

a celibtate narcissist

except with the carcasses

invest in some sausages

t'was some excellent fondlin

suppressin the nauseousness?

..sorry. i just hate doing homework from 11am to 2am

[mrip]

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/asshole_to_dye_for.html

The chemicals involved in anal bleaching are simply skin lighteners, similar to what people use to even out dark spots on their face or body.

[ProfMonnitoff]

never really listened to bob dylan before

dunno why

it good

[Charlie Delta]

For the last to days there have been these random thud's followed by my whole 4 story building swaying, like literally moving back and forth, pots and pans making sounds and stuff...

It's too rhythmical to be an earthquake or something (besided those things don't exist in NL), it sounds more like some Godzilla like creature taking a couple of steps at the time, there were even ripples in my cup of tea this morning (like that scene in Jurassic Park, which I thought was pretty cool!)...

Should I be afraid that my whole building will topple over soon???

[ProfMonnitoff]

cotton duck youre good with girls right? if i get this message do i still have a chance?

Hey MONEYTUFF how are you? Sorry about this morning I think you left without taking your things...haha I've just found your wallet, shoes and phone in my room. I hope things won't be awkward and that we can laugh about this situation...come by later to get them

[Leonard Leroy]

There's Incal torrents up if anyone wants to check that comic out.

[Charlie Delta]

Moneytuff get on AIM...

(Hi, Hap... heh heh...)

[ProfMonnitoff]

whats with haps vendetta against aim anyways

[Astérix]

I started drinking a ton of coffee lately...

[ProfMonnitoff]

does anyone have a link to the sz post where chant wrote about still in latin?

[beautyfake]

this conference call meeting i'm currently having at work is taking FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR....

[juliaN.]

can't sleep....im gonna keystyle or something

i'm flyyyy...like a tricycle with wings instead of wheels

Yo i get-get-get the paper like a stuttering Goodfellas reel

You want a casting call, lemme show what the clip'll do ya

I dropped so much weight this year, guess I'm the biggest loser

Man...stop your cryin and bitchin

Before I swat you like a fly in the kitchen

Swat you like Colin Farrell and Sam Jackson

Beat you to a pulp, no this is non fiction and I ain't actin

Tap dancin, Sammy Davis, how can he kill it, how can he rape us

Easy, I'll tape you like Ai Iijima in Heaven's J-AV, haters

Pull your skirt up and tap it till the pink keg run dry

Guns gon fly, hammers gon slam and just when you think I'm done guy

I pull an A-Rod on these Madonna hoes, my kinda hoes

Vegas showgirl Liz Berkley straddle and strap go head lick the pole

Dip it low, don't be alarmed, i just set it off

I'll get cha hiiiigh then like a hijacked plane, i won't let em off

Not the fo-five fizzle, dom p drizzle, make it rain just a little

Naw fuck it I'll turn yo shit into Vancouver, Seattle, rain like a piss hole

You gon Kurt Cobain yaself off, dust the gun with sawed tips

Raw shit, my bitches more caked up than the SWAP flick

Got you tagged, but you are NOT it, got it?

More dead skeletons than kids lurkin in R Kelly closet

Then they comin out, thinkin they Diana Ross

Before I go Bruce Springsteen on em and show I AM THA BOSS...OUTRO

[Hendodo]

^ WOW. anyways. random thoughts , hopefully i dont get bashed for this, but doesnt it seem that everyone kisses up and gives rep to the people with a lot of reputation and/or rep power in sufu??

[salaryman]

^ WOW. anyways. random thoughts , hopefully i dont get bashed for this, but doesnt it seem that everyone kisses up and gives rep to the big boys in sufu??

who are the big boys?

I usually only rep people who talk about food or bad rap music.

[evisu 2000]

kunk is big, and has rep

[chronoaug]

There isn't a proper thread for this so i'll put it here:

Is the new all natural pizza hut pizza any good? I usually get stomach pains with normal pizza hut/dominos/papajohns and my bowels aren't too pleased either. I can eat all kinds of oven baked pizzas if the ingredients are solid. It seems like this can be pretty decent, but i'm unsure and wanted someone to weigh in before i order in the next day or so

[iGIT]

I start school on the 22nd. Who the fuck would want the first day of school to be on a Thursday? Good thing I have 1 class on t/th days.

[Guest No Handclaps Please]

There isn't a proper thread for this so i'll put it here:

Is the new all natural pizza hut pizza any good?

i wanna know the answer to this too

also, has jane ever posted pictures of herself wearing her corny friends clothes?

[dino might]

when deaf people get drunk does their sign language start to slur together?

what do they do when they get pissed off and want to yell? sign really emotionally?

[daffy_1]

whats going to happen when the stock market crashes again?

[Thorns]

i could not figure out how to embed this, but yeah this was a good one.

http://media.putfile.com/Centaur-Job-Interview

Thank you sooooo much! Its my favorite skit ever and I haven't been able to find it.

"So what you're telling me is that theres a company that manufactures Centaur ass-wipers?"

[Leonard Leroy]

What color is drkshdw?