Random Thoughts...

[jayrock]

anthropogenic global warming is a hoax

[Sayword]

I am using the reg sufu address and the other one at the same time. anyone else doing this?

[Charlie Delta]

Why is calling someone a pussy an insult?

Pussies are fabulous.

Ok, imagine being a pussy....

Now imagine some smelly guy (whom your owner just met 20 minutes before in a bar), you know.... "breaking and entering"....

Would you want to be that pussy???

And yes I too think pussies are fabulous, it all depends on where you stand....

[sybaritical]

Where I stand is obviously definitely on a different moral ground, but ok put it like that and I get the drift ...

[Guest jmatsu]

a couple weeks ago i got a free promo copy of cut copy's "in ghost colours." i finally listened to it to hear the other tracks besides "hearts on fire," "out there..," and "so haunted," etc (all the overplayed ones).

i figure it is not a mere coincidence that the gayest song of the lot is "we fight for diamonds."

[mr fluffernutter]

oh jmatsu

[e0d9n0b5]

i drink too much coffee

i hate tonsiloliths

[stuntastic]

fuck sponges... honestly though, how fucking sanitary can they really be? sitting in the sink, moist with small chunks of food embedded within them. I won't even use sponges because I'm a firm believer that it'll actually make your dishes more disgusting than not using one at all.

I agree, but I dont have many options with things I can use to clean dishes...

Thats why Im constantly soaking squeezing and resoaking hot water out of the sponge for a good few minutes while burning my hands...

If youve seen the alternatives ppl use for sponges...

GAH...

[gramps]

^^

That seems like definite evidence that you are being primed for spectral impregnation by some kind of incubus. You need a young priest and an old priest.

While we're on the word "pussy" it's always had a sibilance that bothers me. I think that's why when authors write sex scenes they always have to employ such fantastic, archaic names for female down there parts. So they resort to talking about a woman's "mons" or "delta" or even her "sex." Otherwise they just sound like John Updike where you imagine the C, U, N, and T keys on their keyboard being disproportionately worn down. It's way easier to write the male equivalent. Cock is like the perfect word. It's vulgar, literal, blunt-sounding, it's practically an Onomatopeia.

This post could probably benefit from a no homo?

[mr fluffernutter]

Her vile slitslash dripped, no, oozed with sloshy slimy slosh.

Her pussy was wet.

WHO WAS THAT GUY?

[mr fluffernutter]

her d flaps were sweated stuck on the leather couch, she stood up... clap!

clap! and sat down again

[geekbonchic]

I LOLed.

I LOLed so hard my face fell off.

[tg76]

her d flaps were sweated stuck on the leather couch, she stood up... clap!

clap! and sat down again

:a round of applause:

[ktothe]

her d flaps were sweated stuck on the leather couch, she stood up... clap!

clap! and sat down again

Her d flaps flapped, as d flaps flap.

[mr fluffernutter]

her fuck lips spread wide, revealing a salivating maw of lust for his fuck dick.

[mr fluffernutter]

she smiles, her lips peel away revealing her insides, i hunger for her.

[timber]

[timber]

Here's a true story.

Today I went to get my eyes checked, and for one of the tests I had to look into this little box, and in it was this image of a big windy field, with a little house that kept getting closer, and more in focus as the test went on. And half way through the test, the house was really close, I told the lady who was doing the test that I could hear the tiny laughter of the kids who lived in the house. Playing and chattering as they lived their lives. I was joking, and I thought it was funny, but she was thought I was insane.

And this story comes to a socially awkward end.

[billy.]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tg76 again.

[timber]

Oh, I am supposed to tell a dirty story?

I think I was supposed to tell a dirty story.

[timber]

tg's xxx poem

lean into the screen

the words, rock hard throbbing cock

in the dark, a cry

back ached in pleasure

but broken by three small words

...server too busy

[samsikle]

!! would +rep if i didn't just +rep

[timber]

Print that in your paper!

[timber]

Truly, I think it would be best.

[samsikle]

timber's poetry corner. i have to have a photo of you in like a black longsleeve turtle neck with a beret and big black glasses sitting on a stool.

[sybaritical]

Best page in an age.

[bill]

i lub you guys

[percy]

lol at server too busy.. thats inspirational

[Eccles]

[junglejane]

I'm loving TG's porn phase. it's hot.