superconfessional

[arem]

I have a job interview tomorrow, but I'm up drinking at 1am. Don't really want this job anyway, so fuck it, right?

[gfunkdocta]

ya fuck it. but don't stop there, bump coke.

[skiniks]

just go all hungover and shit. you've really got nothing to lose, go back to bed when it's over. win-win.

oh, and if they ask what some of your interests are say "fuckin bitches, gettin money." i've always wanted to do that in an interview. let me live through you!

[onemancult]

timber pozzed me up for my lines about true softness.

methinks she's a little kinky.

[bernt]

ya fuck it. but don't stop there, bump coke.

Good idea!

[jordanelias]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XjbWRX4wGE

this made me hold my neck. christ

[Servo2000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XjbWRX4wGE

this made me hold my neck. christ

wrong thread

late pass

[jordanelias]

i am confessing that seeing it made me hold my neck like a big, overly-empathetic wuss

it is not wrong

[Servo2000]

alright

okay

[mis]

I hate using the british metric system for problems. lbm, lb, lbf, slugs, oz

[Serge]

i'm more scared of white people then minorities

[artificialsky]

timber pozzed me up for my lines about true softness.

methinks she's a little kinky.

i'm going to neg repped because I started that shit

[poly800rock]

I only speed in states other than PA that way you'll never have to pay the ticket. I currently have warrants out for my arrest in a couple... oh well.

if you get a speeding ticket in a state other than your home state you dont have to pay it?

he has a warrant out for his arrest......

[mr fluffernutter]

i confess that i am a jealous boyfriend kind of guy.

[Guest jmatsu]

i confess that i am a jealous boyfriend kind of guy.

don't worry me and timber are just friends. i am kind of over white bitches anyway.

[samsikle]

don't worry me and timber are just friends. i am kind of over white bitches anyway.

that should be comforting, diamonds.

i'm the same way sort of the jealous kind of girl

[mr fluffernutter]

don't worry me and timber are just friends. i am kind of over white bitches anyway.

oh thank god

[destructodisk]

I just lined up a booty call, all thanks to this song:

qSS_DY_z-Dc

[artificialsky]

oh thank god

me on the other hand...

[Guest jmatsu]

oh thank god

you're welcome!

[pavlova cakesworth]

I just lined up a booty call, all thanks to this song:

qSS_DY_z-Dc

as in this song sensual seduction or this song sexual eruption?

[destructodisk]

Sexual Eruption, you know it!

[Pandemonium]

is cranking dat soulja boy a sexual term?

[ProfMonnitoff]

The video to Sexual Eruption (the other version just doesn't sound right) is probably my favorite music video in a long time.

My favorite part is that at one point in time there's an ad lib where he just says "Orgasm" like he had to clarify shit

Confession: My ex (the one that I cheated on the day before prom and posted a fair bit about in this thread) texted me yesterday if I want to meet.

We're meeting on my terms, but I have no idea where this is going to go. It's not like I have anything better to do today anyways.

[keagan]

GIVE ME SUBTITLES FOR FUCKING

Asi.del.Precipicio(2006).avi

I'VE SEARCHED THE FUCKING ENTIRE INTERNET AND I'VE FOUND ONE FUCKING ENGLISH .SRT AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK IN VLC. IN VLC. IN VLC. IN VLC. IN VLC.

[keagan]

I'VE GOT A FLIGHT IN AN HOUR, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING TIME TO DOWNLOAD ANOTHER MOVIE- SO I AM STUCK WITH Prenom_Carmen.avi WHICH IS SHITTY 80'S GODARD.

[keagan]

LAAST TIME I WATCHED GODARD ON A PLANE IT WAS WEEK END.

AND THAT FLIGHT ENDED WITH ME VOMITING ALL OVER COACH PEOPLE, AND TAKING TO MUCH ADIVANxVICODIN.

[keagan]

ALSO, I ATE WAY TO MANY SALTED CASHEWS, AND UNSALTED MACADAMIAN NUTS.

THIS WAS PROBABLY THE CAUSE OF MY VOMlTING.

[whitney]

Alright, who snitched to keagan so he could bypass that thingy that prevents you from typing all caps?!

[onemancult]

im totally jelz.