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Do you even know why you are trying to go to college? Get your priorities straight and figure out what you need to do. There's no secret answer to that. College is overrated and unnecessary btw.

To the guy being played like a fiddle and friend zoned: go out to the pubs and clubs, go talk to other girls in front of her. I would put a ten note on it saying that if a vaguely inferior girl and you were to make physical contact and looked to be having a good conversation, I'd say that your friend-girl would swoop in to cock block in 20, if not 10 seconds. You will still get nothing from her.

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i just woke up from a fucking awesome dream

some highlights

-doing e offered by a co-workers hot daughter

-watching strange jap indie films

-PTI/sports highlights on the background of my office?

-agressive public makeout session with a banging chick in the shallow end of a swimming pool outta nowhere while her jealous sister looks on

-remebering oh shit, these jeans are tight when i got a hardon (diorz)

-watching porn at my desk at work and not giving a fuck, and my manager not giving a fuck about it

-going through the whole dream "high" throughout it

-it was semi lucid, so i remember making decisions throughout it

waking up and realizing that i had napped for 3 hours, and it was only 1130PM by the end of it all and i didnt waste my whole night

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I used to think dismalfuture was the coolest guy living the most ridiculous sex life and deservant of it... but from the last few posts I've heard from him it seems like he has the ridiculous advantage of living life in an area of the world that finds him devastatingly handsome...

I have no respect for that. (nohate! I'm just rather ugly)

Darkanimal however, has my undivided respect. Considering his situation he has done quite well. Haha, my heroes are on sufu.

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Superconfession: Tonight my bed smells like two beautiful girls. I'll explain in the morning.

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That is my radar invisible secret lair of evil.

It's packed full of danish furniture, special laboratories and beautiful fembots in agent provocateur.

We can go down there for the weekend next time you're over.

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i weighed myself last night and im 171...

funny thing is, my clothes dont fit any different than when i was 151.

i dont know where the weight is:confused:

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Cheep, watch Bin Jip and you will know what's up with the scale...

i've been wanting to see that...sounded pretty interesting........whatd u think cottonduck? was it good?

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Update on last night's inebriated confession:

The girl I took out to dinner came back to watch Atonement (which was really good), and afterwards another girl I work with came over and we all relaxed on my bed and got pretty stoned. Girl I'm into nearly passed out, and when the other girl asked her to leave, responded with "I'm sleeping here."

Well, she did not sleep here, unfortunately, but the night did go well. All the advice you guys gave me is good stuff, and thankfully it's what I've been doing the whole time, besides taking her to dinner last night.

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i didnt even realize they'd opened a qdoba here in nyc.

i walked in there and they were all hi, have you ever been to qdoba before?

i said, once. but never in new york.

they were all, well, welcome back.

i said MOTHERFUCKER, LADLE THAT POBLANO PESTO INTO THIS EMPTY JUG AND BITCH UP YOUR MOUTH, FUCK!

he complied with the swiftliness and then i asked for a pork ancho chile bbq burrito.

to stay. with a side of guacamole.

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i didnt even realize they'd opened a qdoba here in nyc.

i walked in there and they were all hi, have you ever been to qdoba before?

i said, once. but never in new york.

they were all, well, welcome back.

i said MOTHERFUCKER, LADLE THAT POBLANO PESTO INTO THIS EMPTY JUG AND BITCH UP YOUR MOUTH, FUCK!

he complied with the swiftliness and then i asked for a pork ancho chile bbq burrito.

to stay. with a side of guacamole.

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i care infinitely more about fashion spot rep than about superfuture rep

i just neg repped you for that.

i dont know why i apologized though, because you dont care.

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i care infinitely more about fashion spot rep than about superfuture rep

i just neg repped you for that.

i dont know why i apologized though, because you dont care.

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