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I FIND THIS AMAZING.

Um... I really should be thinking about work or finding a job but I really don't wanna get into another rut. Then again, I hate thinking about what career out there is right for me... so ronery and nobody to talk to when it comes to career shit.

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destructodisk, I just lined up a booty call, thanks to this song

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seriously though, prince always hooks me up...

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one time booty call with this girl obsessed with the fuckin depp

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and way back, surprisingly this:

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I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds
I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds
I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds
I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds

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i found out earlier today that i made a 500 dollar mistake with a certain someone

fuck bags...no jil sander suit on yoox discount for me

fuck this

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why does it have to feel so good?!?!!!! fucking christ

im drowning my most costly of mistakes with a bottle of tanquery, schweppes, and more limes then you can shake a stick at

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My girl calls me for booty calls, it's the best. My favorite so far:

"Want to come over and take a nap?"

you're a fucking retard. first of all, everyone has this shit happen, you ain't special. second of all, i have to mention your hair because its that fucking stupid. cut your stupid fucking hair.

third, your bitch is not clever, in the slightest. profmonitoff, i hope you meant to neg this douchebag.

have you ever seen "scary movie"? that movie was funnier than both you and your stupid cuntish girlfriend.

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