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I FIND THIS AMAZING.

Um... I really should be thinking about work or finding a job but I really don't wanna get into another rut. Then again, I hate thinking about what career out there is right for me... so ronery and nobody to talk to when it comes to career shit.

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destructodisk, I just lined up a booty call, thanks to this song

ID_N7rv-iN8

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seriously though, prince always hooks me up...

XTa_Lq5uKMM

one time booty call with this girl obsessed with the fuckin depp

qQfqSWe8eVE

and way back, surprisingly this:

ZOU8GIRUd_g

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My girl calls me for booty calls, it's the best. My favorite so far:

"Want to come over and take a nap?"

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I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds
I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds
I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds
I have a cock so huge I feel bad for anyone getting sloppy seconds

..................

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I have a job interview tomorrow, but I'm up drinking at 1am. Don't really want this job anyway, so fuck it, right?

I aced the interview, already got a call for the second round. Where's my bourbon at!!!

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i found out earlier today that i made a 500 dollar mistake with a certain someone

fuck bags...no jil sander suit on yoox discount for me

fuck this

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why does it have to feel so good?!?!!!! fucking christ

im drowning my most costly of mistakes with a bottle of tanquery, schweppes, and more limes then you can shake a stick at

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im drowning my most costly of mistakes with a bottle of tanquery, schweppes, and more limes then you can shake a stick at

Where can you buy Tanquery? I've never heard of it.

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My girl calls me for booty calls, it's the best. My favorite so far:

"Want to come over and take a nap?"

you're a fucking retard. first of all, everyone has this shit happen, you ain't special. second of all, i have to mention your hair because its that fucking stupid. cut your stupid fucking hair.

third, your bitch is not clever, in the slightest. profmonitoff, i hope you meant to neg this douchebag.

have you ever seen "scary movie"? that movie was funnier than both you and your stupid cuntish girlfriend.

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wow some legit players in here then, NiP, SK... crazy...

3D - lam0rs

zEx = they were my favorites, used to watch HLTV of all their matches

i have a preseason match tomorrow night... !~

also alot of teams i played in cal in seaons 5-7ish, made it to cal i, and my team used to be very even /w them...

i used to be cal-m

i saw shaGuar around TO a few times, he's a douche

quit that shit before the end of HS thoguh, realized it was a waste of time

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Argh, the shit I was working on got deleted when my friend was making a copy. Now I have to wait for him to get back home so I can get it back. I was on a roll :(

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