superconfessional

[onemancult]

[wEstSidE]

A NIGGA B HYPEEBEESTlN

[junglejane]

UGH l FEEL SO STOOPS RIGHT NOW

[onemancult]

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[jeepster]

UGH l FEEL SO STOOPS RIGHT NOW

por que?

don't worry, be happy.

[ProfMonnitoff]

yo can anyone summarize that long ass post for me so i can drop some knowledge on that kid? please

[Guest DUM]

I honestly really wish I had Pimp C's accent if only for a day.

[chrisj]

DUM we were friends in kindergarden.

[JohnnyRed]

ehhhhhhhhhhh

[Guest DUM]

I went to Kindergarten at Patch Elementary in Stuttgart. Seemeugly went to school at the HS I think?

[un-]

I honestly really wish I had Pimp C's accent if only for a day.

Me and a few of my aces mock him alot...it's funny.

[my name is raekwon]

you nearly kill yourself shitting?

sounds like some curt cobain/chris farley shit(no pun intended..or maybe)

[Guest jmatsu]

I once got so fucking constipated that I had to be taken away on an ambulance. This was in Japan during midnight and those stupid gays (hospital peoples) are so ignorant. We asked them to not to put the siren (however you spell that) on but they were like, "fuck no" and came running at my grandparents house with the siren full blast. It may sound funny now but at the time, I thought I was going to die...seriously. I was thinking about the things that I hadn't yet done in this world. It was pretty intense though. I got a catskan and xray done and after that, they were like, "You are constipated." So I got that shit that makes you go shit and some hot women doctor took me to the washroom, and told me to take off my pants. Then I was like true guys and took off my pants. Then she took this tube and stuck it up my ass to shoot up that stuff into my intestines...after that, it would be impossible for me to become gay. It was dreadful and also awkward having some young women stick a tube up my asshole.

Ya...the problem of this came from eating to much cup noodles. I had like 5 that day and a few more the day before. Those were exciting days.

Basically his cousin wants some solid poon but he is fucking ugly so he can't get any. Then mharcl and his buddies called up some tranny and told it to go hit on his cousin at some bar and take him on a wild ride. In the end, the tranny ended up leaving and things didn't end up the way planned...but he mharcl said it was still pretty fucking funny.

It's a good story...except I can't believe they were actually able to get a tranny to join in on this joke. I'm realy not surprised that it left.

Would this tranny be a he or she? I didn't know so I called it an it...but I think it should be classified as a he or she...or atleast a heshe.

uniqulo and utada hikaru in your settings?? you offended the gods. no wonder you got constipated. tomo...

[Guest jmatsu]

Yo shut the fuck up. I can do whatever the fuck I want to. It's the internet. Go to hell....seriously though. Basically all my clothes are uniqlo so I thought that would be good for my avatar...and It'll probably come off later but I found an avatar of utada so I was like, "true guuys."

hahahahahahahaha

[my name is raekwon]

I wasn't actually going to die. It's just I was in so much pain that I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Yo shut the fuck up. I can do whatever the fuck I want to. It's the internet. Go to hell....seriously though. Basically all my clothes are uniqlo so I thought that would be good for my avatar...and It'll probably come off later but I found an avatar of utada so I was like, "true guuys."

and I explained to you why I got constipated....CUP NOODLES (CUPRAMEN カップラーメン)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post up a fit

[Guest jmatsu]

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmatsu

hahahahahahahaha

...I don't get it....there has to be some kind of inside joke or something.

here you go:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomo

Yo shut the fuck up. I can do whatever the fuck I want to. It's the internet. Go to hell....seriously though. Basically all my clothes are uniqlo so I thought that would be good for my avatar...and It'll probably come off later but I found an avatar of utada so I was like, "true guuys."

hahaahahahahaha

[broneck]

one time i was at camp and the bathrooms were nasty so i didn't shit for a week straight. when i got home i shit out like this 3 foot black thing that was a week worth of like steak and home fries compressed.

[wEstSidE]

NIGGZ b laffin cuz u ball all uniqro

YO NIGGA CHK OUT MY CLOZET MAYNE ALLLLLLLLLL H N M U CAN C ME ON MTV KRIBZ

[my name is raekwon]

Everybody here is amped up for the new true religion jeans, go cop

[aziz]

You make me laugh, tomo...you sound like a little bitch..

[wEstSidE]

wtf??? did perlnecklace rejoin r iz dis just another reeeeely dum noob???

[Guest jmatsu]

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

seriously though....go away. I'm new here give me a break. haha

wrong thread for this, but i'll let it slide this time (assuming you're not ichigo or pearlnecklace).

next time try grovelling for mercy here:

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=35797

[polishmike]

Are you by any chance related to edmond?

[wEstSidE]

yea...

now i'm certain that it's pearlnecklace 2.

[Guest jmatsu]

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

Originally Posted by tomo

o shit........I am so embarased. forgive me father jmatsu.

i forgive you. now swallow my cum!!!!

[my name is raekwon]

ayo seriously though, i got a confession

This my first guyanese/inidan/whateevr the fuck she is pussy

and it was greattt

(hate her fucking poses thouh)

[Guest jmatsu]

I'll make this clear now but my knowledge of fashion is very crap. I know jackshit about fashion. I just wanted to learn more about clothes

okay since you asked nicely...

uniqlo is a japanese brand.

they have shops in japan.

they have a shop in ny.

they have a shop in london.

their clothing is very cheap.

[Guest jmatsu]

ayo seriously though, i got a confession

This my first guyanese/inidan/whateevr the fuck she is pussy

and it was greattt

(hate her fucking poses thouh)

shit. she looks pretty good. did you use a rubber? if so, could i get seconds??

[scoon0224]

is she throwing gang signs at me?

[wEstSidE]

she is very cute.