superconfessional

[echoepidemic]

i got a crush on dr naomi

you cant have her

[DüM]

I'd bone Olga.

[TTM]

Merrill!!!

VWEEE!

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Metal Gear Solid 4 is really sad, I'm kinda crushed over it.

"This is good....isn't it?"

[broken_dubz]

last minute panic has now resulted in the prospect that i will be sharing a house next year with 3 female housemates who are all working at the same place i will be.

is this a good idea? never lived with ONLY girl room mates before.

one of these girls added me on FB. She seems to be a bit enthusiastic about Jesus and his suffering, from looking at her FB. Should I pull the plug on this shit? I'm having some doubts but its getting close to starting work.

It would mean either living in shitty hospital accomodation or with my cousin which is a train ride away from the hospital until i can find a place.

[sawn-off chef]

Dude, do it.

[dismalfuture]

ah lost it to a plostitute last night/this morning

took 400 yuan and over an hour.

i feel weird

dude, that is less than six US dollars, and she let you hit that for an hour? that is pure value.

[broken_dubz]

Dude, do it.

bail out? or not?

[duck sauce]

@dis

400 yuan/RMB = 60$? i think thats still cheap though but bottled water is 1 rmb here

[thelion1856]

one of these girls added me on FB. She seems to be a bit enthusiastic about Jesus and his suffering, from looking at her FB. Should I pull the plug on this shit? I'm having some doubts but its getting close to starting work.

It would mean either living in shitty hospital accomodation or with my cousin which is a train ride away from the hospital until i can find a place.

yo broken dubz, move in with these girls for the sole purpose of having good shit to post in this thread. Basically do it for us.

[automaton]

I don't know if I can deal with my new job

[gas prices kill]

this jetlag is killing me. ugh.

[ROYALEFATALE]

I went out a date last night. Could of smashed the girl I was with but during the date I scratched the lower lip of my car because of a steep hill. I was not in the mood.

also,

I want to try an asian massage parlor

just so you know price doesn't necessarily equal quality of services, they're all the same aside from those that are certified and the ones that are shady and offer 'extras' aside from the usual tug

[broken_dubz]

@thelion and ohsnap

i think im still in, for the mere fact that these girls are doing all the hard work of househunting.

So you are gonna get housemate stories in addition to junior doctor stories about teenage girls with hairbrushes and such stuck in their rectums due to freak masturbating accidents.

double win (for you)

[tac0tron]

I still can't believe I tit fucked my gf today...

[minelee]

^ what're you in disbelief about? in regards to titfucking your gf

[tac0tron]

I just never saw myself doing that, until I actually did it.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

I came here because I was pretty depressed, and I wanted to say

"I hate the quality of the friends I have, therefore I've decided to kill off another one. Why can't I befriend decent people."

Then I read Commbats post which made me smile and laugh out loud so fucking hard....now I'll be able to sleep better.

[echoepidemic]

thats what happened to me too!

almost

[Opie]

Commbat, stay with her half a year more and you'll find yourself trying to do a straight ass to mouth on her just because it's one of the few things left you haven't done.

[superBobo]

on the minus side, my gf is driving me insane with some " i want to see the world, find myself and be apart of the fashion industry" shit. Breakup might be around the corner, which is sad because at one time i really felt this was "the one".

On the plus side, i just got my first scientific article as first author accepted for publication.

[Spaghettini]

on the minus side, my gf is driving me insane with some " i want to see the world, find myself and be apart of the fashion industry" shit. Breakup might be around the corner, which is sad because at one time i really felt this was "the one".

On the plus side, i just got my first scientific article as first author accepted for publication.

the fashion industry sucks. she's in for a lot of disappointment

[TTM]

I'm lucky to be with a chick who is down for some depraved shit

oh and

Commbat, stay with her half a year more and you'll find yourself trying to do a straight ass to mouth on her just because it's one of the few things left you haven't done.

qft

[DaBestSpoona]

post pics of your gf's tits!

[superBobo]

the fashion industry sucks. she's in for a lot of disappointment

Im thinking the same, but what to do...

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Fuckkkkk.

Really drunk ATM.

Was reluctant to go party but my friend dragged me out because I was moping around thinking about my gf and being all depressed.

Fuck I hate this bitch. Should have took all my friends advice and broke up with her when I had the chance.

Stupid ass ignorant naive cunt.

Fucking payback is gonna be so sweet. Ohhhh it's gonna be soooooo fuckimg sweet.

[yannickl]

^when you had the chance?? what's holding you back? cut her off.

[ethnic cleanser]

payback is childish. Be a gentleman and just accept the blow.

[tac0tron]

payback is childish. Be a gentleman and just accept the blow.

jobs 10char

[Hocus Pocus]

payback is childish. Be a gentleman and just accept the blow.

Real talk.

And I'm negging the next dude who thinks he met "the one", unless he finishes the sentence with "of many". Because, ladies and gentlemen, that is the biggest crock of shit out there. There are plenty of people out there who can carry a conversation, be nice, and rub your genitals the right way. Just cause you found one of them doesn't mean there aren't others.