superconfessional

[samsikle]

i don't want to go on this bachelorette party trip. totally obligated to go because i'm one of my friend's bridesmaids. i see it as a huuuuuuge waste of money because i hate las vegas, i hate going to big tacky clubs where they play shit music especially if you don't get bottle service, i don't gamble, and spending money on this means i probably won't be able to go on other planned trips for the summer (portland). and all of us just went to vegas in december!

i just wanna tell my friend, "girl, i love you to death but it's a fucking waste of time and effort." but seeing as the other 3 girls in our circle (also bridesmaids) aren't dating anyone, it's gonna be a while before we do another bachelorette party lol.

[RandR]

last night = stuggy's hot dog w/pulled pork and mojo + grilled bronzini + party at granfalloon in Baltimore, sex on the roof, completely naked.

Friday seems so superfluous now.

[Guest on-display]

im an excellent liar

[bruised]

i don't want to go on this bachelorette party trip. totally obligated to go because i'm one of my friend's bridesmaids. i see it as a huuuuuuge waste of money because i hate las vegas, i hate going to big tacky clubs where they play shit music especially if you don't get bottle service, i don't gamble, and spending money on this means i probably won't be able to go on other planned trips for the summer (portland). and all of us just went to vegas in december!

i just wanna tell my friend, "girl, i love you to death but it's a fucking waste of time and effort." but seeing as the other 3 girls in our circle (also bridesmaids) aren't dating anyone, it's gonna be a while before we do another bachelorette party lol.

same. but its fun to go to lay on some loose floosies.

[Blicero]

This photo made me realize how I need to be more skeptical of porn.

I think someone forgot to shop Tera's left leg.

[Sleazy P]

uh, right leg?

[wesc]

^ or her right leg ?

[100%]

lol are you saying you still wouldn't stick it in her?

[AL-9000]

hey is that bouwnt in the background??

[sawn-off chef]

lol are you saying you still wouldn't stick it in her?

not with legs like that dude.

[duck sauce]

ah lost it to a plostitute last night/this morning

took 400 yuan and over an hour.

i feel weird

[High Monika]

ah lost it to a plostitute last night/this morning

took 400 yuan and over an hour.

i feel weird

Saved for posterity. This is what the confessional is all about.

[Dropt]

Went pretty well actually, even though i feel that we can still manage to sleep together if drunk enough. Which is not a bad thing, i suppose.

Beside, went in some bars with a couple of friends yesterday, saw the Justice dudes. Not lots of pretty girls around, that was weird.

Seeing my ex-gf tomorrow, to tell her that i want her as a friend, since we didn't see each other after the break-up. Don't know how it's gonna turn out...

[OAS1S]

duck sauce, now THAT's a superconfessional. seek medical attention if that "weird" feeling persists, btw

[Guest on-display]

I went out a date last night. Could of smashed the girl I was with but during the date I scratched the lower lip of my car because of a steep hill. I was not in the mood.

also,

I want to try an asian massage parlor

[High Monika]

Priorities, man.

[Guest on-display]

I know, it'll happen next time. Probably eat something light for dinner.

[The Saddest Day]

theres something i kind of like about being tased in the butt, lower voltage of course.

[simon626]

I just woke up from a nap, had one of those dreams...

- I was waiting at a bus stop, and I had a while to wait, so I started making little sculptures out of trash on the ground. A really pretty girl comes to the stop, and she is so beautiful but looks stuck-up, and gives me a dirty look like 'wtf is dirtbag doing in the dirt'.

The next day, the same thing happens, but I've gotten better, and the sculpture is bigger and better, and she continues to give me dirty looks.

This happens over and over, until one day my sculpture is lifesize and realistic and stands over me. I look over at her and she smiles at me.

Then I wake up and I realize it's one of those dreams where it's literally the girl of your dreams and I was a little bit bummed but I'm gonna make myself dinner and it's gonna be ok.

To me that dream means don't give up. If at first you don't succeed with her, with time and growth, the seeds you plant will bear fruit! (:

[6ixes&7evens]

god i gotta start dating normal/sane/well-put-together women.

[Cryhavoc]

I think i am getting into a relationship with the crazed russian who tore me up (from those photos a couple of pages back or we).

if I wind up dead, I hope the police find this and arrest her.

[broken_dubz]

I think i am getting into a relationship with the crazed russian who tore me up (from those photos a couple of pages back or we).

if I wind up dead, I hope the police find this and arrest her.

shes probably a spy.

[Ryan M.]

I think i am getting into a relationship with the crazed russian who tore me up (from those photos a couple of pages back or we).

if I wind up dead, I hope the police find this and arrest her.

She really shredded you up man! I don't know if I could manage that on a regular basis. Good luck.

[Cryhavoc]

I've managed to get her to take it easy on the attempted murder - seems to be working for the most part. I wonder if I could trim off her nails in her sleep.

LAme confession; almost every payday (paid on thursdays fortnightly) I have mostly spent everything by the time the first Sunday rolls around, and have to live in poverty for the next 1.5 weeks.

[dismalfuture]

Once, and only once, I went to the church that was the place in Jesus Camp (long before the movie was made). Long story.

[Dropt]

Bitch's blew me off today, don't understand why. Go fuck yourself.

God i'm so disappointed by girls these days. The only ones i try to care of are bitchin on me (sort of), and the ones i don't give a fuck come around again.

what kind of fucking circus is that?

Went pretty well actually, even though i feel that we can still manage to sleep together if drunk enough. Which is not a bad thing, i suppose.

Beside, went in some bars with a couple of friends yesterday, saw the Justice dudes. Not lots of pretty girls around, that was weird.

[willy cheesesteak]

I think i am getting into a relationship with the crazed russian who tore me up (from those photos a couple of pages back or we).

if I wind up dead, I hope the police find this and arrest her.

shes probably a spy.

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[sawn-off chef]

Metal Gear Solid 4 is really sad, I'm kinda crushed over it.

Speaking of crushes I am really developing one and I love it, I feel like a kid again.

[evisu 2000]

i got a crush on dr naomi

[sawn-off chef]

Can't rep but Naomi Campbell is what's up.

Mae Ling is still better though.