superconfessional

[billiam]

downloaded new drake cd 10 minutes ago. wow

[tac0tron]

Instead of studying for my physiology final tomorrow, I decided to research cum shots and facials on Wikipedia, to see why some women seem to enjoy it.

[Gatefold]

I swear I'm the only hip hop fan in the world that doesn't like clipse, and the only jazz/experimental fan that don't like john zorn or mike patton

i feel left out of the loop

[the Repeater]

Free jazz with the fastest hummingbird drummer ever can be cool, but the moments are brief and surrounded by dragging minutes of jerk-off abstract beat-less tossing off.

Expanding-your-horizons-concept.

[thelion1856]

Drunk as fuck for 32hrs in Vegas:

so on friday me and a couple friends decide to drive to spontaneously vegas for the weekend. call hotels and finally find one at a decent price at hooters casino (place sucks ass).

So friday night was a drunken stupor, stayed up gambling & drinking till 6am. Dont remember much of it, except for putting a 20 dollar bill in the majestic lions 1 dollar slot machine and playing max bet of 3 bills per pull and ending up with this in less than one minute:

Here is what our bathtub looked like:

Saturday, wake up at noon drunk, continue drinking vodka soda all day mixed with a few opportunistic beers here and there. Go to some casino around 2 and watch the Padres game, place a parlay baseball bet and continue drinking. I decide to head back to MGM for another shot at the majestic lions since our hotel is right across the street from it. I sit down put in a twenty and play the 3 dollars a hand max bet for best odds. I got 4 bills left in the machine shitfaced drunk and im thinkin shit i'm done and what da ya know? This comes up:

BAMN! Next thing i know there is an asian lady that comes up to my machine and hands me a thousand dollars cash!

So i go to the bar next to the majestic lions and start drinking more, talk to some chick and start making out with her at the bar. Then i wander off to play craps, do that for a while and come back to the bar drink more and start talking with another hot chick, get her number, buy a round of shots for some other chicks and decide to go back to the craps table. I get cut off from playing craps, and the dude gives me a comp for two free dinner buffets at the MGM. So i go back to a bar in the MGM meet up wit my buddys and drink more. Then head to the buffet and for some reason my buddies dont want to eat there anymore and so i ask the dude in back of me in line if he wants a free dinner. End up eatting dinner with a random dude. (the buffet sucked by the way) Now its round 7:30, I go find a bar in MGM and order another vodka soda hand the dude a hundred and forget to get my change back. Walk back to the hooters hotel to take a short 2 hour nap, fall asleep around 8:30 and im thinking awesome i'll sober up and wake up round 10 to continue drinking. I pass out and wake up at 7 am the next day. I look in my wallet and find only $800 total left in my wallet. I spent $200 of the $1000 i won and $400 of my own money that was in there previously to winning the G. Hungover as fuck i have my first sip of water/non alcoholic drink on Sunday morning at 8am since Friday 9pm.

[incob123]

i'm pretty faded and i can't stop laughing at the first jackass movie.

[yannickl]

the people i like the most are studying in other cities or are hard to get by. this shit is killing me right now and i feel kinda alone and empty at times. need to man up and stop being a little bitch about it.

[billiam]

start training at my new job on tuesday.

[6ixes&7evens]

somedays i'll sit around and think about sad things

[freecat]

i'm sort of ashamed of the summer job i found through the cityhall, so glad i sent them a letter back in march. sure, i have to get there at 6am, but then i spend a couple of hours washing this public swimming pool sides which isn't really hard, then for 4 hours i sit at the sun with my sunglasses, short, listening to music near an access to report anything shady (which never happens) through my walkie-talkie. then i leave a bit early before 1am and have the whole afternoon to me. and i'm paid.

i've heard worse though, one of my friend got this summer job where he'd drive around town with a coworker smoking joints, then they'd go to a warehouse, smoke more joints and pass out at the sun and then they brought the truck back and did the same the next day. not too shabby.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Uh commbat. Tell us what your research uncovered.

[broken_dubz]

i've lived in the same place for the past 4 years now its time to move, just looking at the amount of clothing i've accumulated over the time period is getting me shook. I'm out - no more copping for a long time.

[RandR]

my shoulder hurts, and I fuckin' hate not having a scooter now. The only good thing to come out of this is realizing how much I love my girl. Crucial amounts of hand holding/gazing into each others eyes and smiling/other related love ideas in the last 48 hours. Being mugged coulda ended up so much worse.

[AstroWolf]

was up to 1130am talking to one of the most amazing people i have met in years, slept two hours, now i am at work.

it was totally worth it, despite feeling like i am a walking zombie dead freak show nuts bag. i took a percocet this morning, and a xanax, that is sure to help! no?!

candle in the fire at all ends concept.

EDIT: some fucked up dude payed me 90 Euros to eat a gram and a half of hash last night too, he just liked to drop money on stupid things, i just met him, bottles of crystal at 7am concept. NOT MY BILL! haha

[freecat]

too bad eating hash doesn't do shit.

once i was at a bar drinking a beer with friends and had like a g of hash and a tiny bit of c in my pocket, so, pretty much nothing, a time where i was ultra paranoid for some reason. then all of a sudden a police car stopped near the bar and the officers went in my direction so i took the hash, ate it like a retard then blew off the c. they indeed weren't looking for me at all. i still can see my friends wtf face haha.

[AstroWolf]

Eating hash straight only works of you can melt it in to a fat, which is not straight anymore i suppose... the thc needs the fat to get in your blood. Thats why when this dude thought it was bad ass for me to eat it, and offered 90 E, i was totally no brainier down to steal his cash. To be honest it kinda felt a bit whorish to do, but ten minutes later he was making bets about people eating dinner rolls, and i would not play that game for shit. So, i feel i made out in the end with some pride left, certainly a bit more cash.

[freecat]

i'd have done it too. you made me crave a couscous or tajin prepared with hash. my friend does it, savouring a delicious meal and getting high afterwards is just priceless.

[CUTUP]

Within the span of 6 months I am

#1 Getting married

#2 Moving into my first place, which is here http://www.designbuild-network.com/projects/absolutetowers/

#3 Starting a new side buisiness to coincide with my current one, an actual original idea that I feel may make me some serious bank if it pans out

My wedding is coming up in like 3 months and I am getting almost as excited/giddy as she is. Considering all I did was party and stay single for 10 years prior to meeting her, this is a pretty stark change for me

I truly love this girl, and getting hitched doesnt scare me one bit.....

I actually cant see myself with anyone else.........

Life is moving along at the speed of light, Im just been trying to hold on lately

[TransparentCranium]

Real confession, confessional story ed.

Me and my gf of 9 months broke up on wednesday. Friday rolls around and I'm drinking heavily at work, hungover in the the morning, same thing on saturday, except the absolute hottest girl comes in to waitress, long legs half black 1/4 asian 1/4 white. I pick her as my rebound girl and get to work on it, end up back at her place slamming corona's after half a 26 of vodka at the bar. Fool around a bit fall asleep, go for breakfast, 2 pm rolls around and I'm giving her the full foreplay treatment, body massage, + my honed brand of cunnilungus. Only to be too whisky dicked to bring all my hard work to fruition. I'd be embarrassed if I was capable. Instead I've been laughing at myself all day, karma's a bitch.

[samsikle]

i just wrote one of those super angry letters that you probably never end up sending to people. i'm pretty set on not sending it, unless the person tries to talk to me. then they can feel the wrath.

[broken_dubz]

Friday rolls around and I'm drinking heavily at work

i really hope you aren't a pilot or bus driver

[azn8oi]

I used to dance on a tv show called Electric Circus, any people from Toronto would know about how lame this was

Never got paid any money, but free entrance to clubs, and free clothing was cool.

H45WH_0r7bA

Considering all I did was party and stay single for 10 years prior to meeting her, this is a pretty stark change for me

PARTY PARTY PARTY FOR TEN YEARS. THE WITCH DOCTOR w00t!!!

[TransparentCranium]

i really hope you aren't a pilot or bus driver

I'm a jedi/green lantern...renowned for my piloting skills.

No, I work at a bar, its part of the job (or at least that's what i tell myself)

[Magsåvningsreserven]

a jedi green lantern?!

that's some combo dude

stick my light saber in your power ring :eek:

[TransparentCranium]

time to nerd out for a second, they both borrow from the Lensmen series.

Green Lantern Corps = The Jedi Order

Both groups serves as an intergalactic police force.

Hal Jordan = Anakin Skywalker

Both were heroes-turned-power hungry villains-turned-martyrs. Both known for their piloting skills.

Ganthet = Yoda

Short little blue/green men who serves as a mentor to the hero.

Kyle Rayner = Luke Skywalker

Both were the "new hope" of the universe and fell in love with women named Jade.

Me being this much of a nerd is certainly a confession of some sort.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

are you reading brightest day and all of those titles?

confession: i need to go out more

[broken_dubz]

time to nerd out for a second, they both borrow from the Lensmen series.

Green Lantern Corps = The Jedi Order

Both groups serves as an intergalactic police force.

Hal Jordan = Anakin Skywalker

Both were heroes-turned-power hungry villains-turned-martyrs. Both known for their piloting skills.

Ganthet = Yoda

Short little blue/green men who serves as a mentor to the hero.

Kyle Rayner = Luke Skywalker

Both were the "new hope" of the universe and fell in love with women named Jade.

Me being this much of a nerd is certainly a confession of some sort.

you and mags have completely cut me out of the conversation with this speak.

confession: i hate star wars

[TransparentCranium]

nah i only really read batman out of the DC shit. I look up the other stuff when it affects gotham city. hah

[TransparentCranium]

Real confession, confessional story ed.

Me and my gf of 9 months broke up on wednesday. Friday rolls around and I'm drinking heavily at work, hungover in the the morning, same thing on saturday, except the absolute hottest girl comes in to waitress, long legs half black 1/4 asian 1/4 white. I pick her as my rebound girl and get to work on it, end up back at her place slamming corona's after half a 26 of vodka at the bar. Fool around a bit fall asleep, go for breakfast, 2 pm rolls around and I'm giving her the full foreplay treatment, body massage, + my honed brand of cunnilungus. Only to be too whisky dicked to bring all my hard work to fruition. I'd be embarrassed if I was capable. Instead I've been laughing at myself all day, karma's a bitch.

For a little context:

[haploid]

Uhhhhh ...