superconfessional

[eggshell]

i haven't remembered any dreams for the past little bit, but the previous two nights i woke up with identical dreams fresh in my mind:

i was attending my former high school, and this nerdy nerdy kid sells me some crack. i smoke it for the first time and the high is great, i'm having a blast, probably with some close friends. then i bomb a hill on my skateboard and it's a lot of fun.

then i woke up and i was kinda bummed i didn't actually smoke crack

[lestat]

I'm going to play the ponies with my uncle...

Superfecta

1. 5/6/9

2. 5/6/9

3. 3/5/6/7/9/10/11/12

4. 3/5/6/7/9/10/11/12

[AstroWolf]

Met a amazing person who is dancing in my mind as we speak.

Fun.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Met a amazing person who is dancing in my mind as we speak.

Fun.

Details homie, details =x

[Yardsale]

I am so happy to be doing styling work on my own terms again.

And I am so happy to have come up with THIS on the fly.

PS: The above link goes to DEM LEGZ.

damn she hot thatmywife.com :eek:

[Gatefold]

some chick last night let me lick her eye. suehiro maruo style.

[inc abs man]

some chick last night let me lick her eye. suehiro maruo style.

This reminds me of a porno session at my house when I was in high school. Anywho, we had one of those HBO free weekend thingys and all of a sudden a clip of an old man with his tongue sticking out was heading toward the eye of a female. I had the captions on and it would read "slurp, slurp". We were dying...

[haploid]

"We"...

"Session"...

You are one creepy fucker.

[incob123]

ya seriously wtf.

edit: it IS superconfession..

[echoepidemic]

smash my head

[bernt]

I was eating some dinner with my girl and her mom last night after she got back from vacation. I was pretty focused on eating some pasta and meatballs because I had smoked a bowl an hour earlier.

So, I'm just eating and I hear someone fart and it sounded like it was across the table. That's where my gf's mom is sitting, so I am thinking, "Aw shit, this situation is uncomfortable." I am still high, so my mind is racing about whether if anyone else just heard that shit or if I am subconsciously making a face about it or whatever.

The tv was on in the other room loud enough to hear, but mainly was on for background noise. I turn to the tv to distract me and I see a headline about the oil spill that says "A SMELLY SITUATION" and I fucking lose my composure. I'm laughing but trying make it seem like I am pretty upset by the oil washing up in Florida.

it's not even that I find fart jokes all that funny, it was just the timing.

[julianREE]

after listening to the new drake cd "thank me later" halfway through, i can say with great confidence that it sucks something real hard.

no homo.

[gfunkdocta]

^quack quack bravo

[Guest on-display]

I don't smoke but I saw a girl today smoking and lit one up to strike a convo. got a number but hate the concept

[bouwnt]

i really, can't believe how upset i am at richard dunn's passing.

shit. Foreverism, dude. you will be fucking missed

[bouwnt]

your performances in Fruits vs. Vegetables totally floored me. the way you

handled Dave Navarro's bitch ass with the smoke machine..... genius.

many nights i've wanted nothing more than to eat chicken bones with you while being regailed

with dulcet tales of how you boxed muhammed ali

now that can never be.

[destructodisk]

man, that makes me sad beyond words..

RIP sweet pep pep

qwXMX_lBnhA

[100%]

this is on the way back, but kinda miss cybering and phone sexin with julz. i remember being surprised how dirty she could get.

whyd u have to go and get married julz? remember how i was gonna fly u out here to la and we were gonna bone on a constant for like a week straight?

im still dtf if things dont end up workin out baby, let me know

[AstroWolf]

post chat logs... know you got those saved homie.

[6ixes&7evens]

i think its been 4 weeks now i barely stay at home anymore shit is rad

[bruised]

While at the Sasquatch music festival over in the NW, my group of friends and I couldn't help but notice a guy that had been passed out in front of us for hours. He was slumped over so that from our perspective it looked like he was decapitated and thus we named him "Ichabod Crane."

We then decided to have a little bit of fun with him...

here are some more pictures:

http://imgur.com/DJL2u.jpg

http://imgur.com/oTrDW.jpg

http://imgur.com/cxgrg.jpg

http://imgur.com/TX9Mm.jpg

Soon after the pics I woke him up to make sure he was ok:

http://imgur.com/iDEfu.jpg

He was semi coherent. I'm guessing he was either really drunk or on that special K. After the concert ended that night, the crowd commotion woke him up and he was able to stager with the flow of people. We followed him for a long while and even tried to invite him to the campground after parties but his reply was "I was already there!" to which my friends reply was "Bull shit! we've been watching you for like 4 hours!" We then departed. My own nickname for him was Treypod. Hope he's doing well!

[Bona Drag]

after listening to the new drake cd "thank me later" halfway through, i can say with great confidence that it sucks something real hard.

no homo.

^quack quack bravo

[the Repeater]

plotting to bail on my girlfriend, move to brooklyn till I run out of money then check out early

I think that its my only hope

[pieiskewl]

holy shit richard dunn

damn, that hurts

you will be missed

[Bona Drag]

plotting to bail on my girlfriend, move to brooklyn till I run out of money then check out early

I think that its my only hope

keep ya head up b

[billiam]

downloaded new drake cd 10 minutes ago. wow

[tac0tron]

Instead of studying for my physiology final tomorrow, I decided to research cum shots and facials on Wikipedia, to see why some women seem to enjoy it.

[Gatefold]

I swear I'm the only hip hop fan in the world that doesn't like clipse, and the only jazz/experimental fan that don't like john zorn or mike patton

i feel left out of the loop

[the Repeater]

Free jazz with the fastest hummingbird drummer ever can be cool, but the moments are brief and surrounded by dragging minutes of jerk-off abstract beat-less tossing off.

Expanding-your-horizons-concept.

[thelion1856]

Drunk as fuck for 32hrs in Vegas:

so on friday me and a couple friends decide to drive to spontaneously vegas for the weekend. call hotels and finally find one at a decent price at hooters casino (place sucks ass).

So friday night was a drunken stupor, stayed up gambling & drinking till 6am. Dont remember much of it, except for putting a 20 dollar bill in the majestic lions 1 dollar slot machine and playing max bet of 3 bills per pull and ending up with this in less than one minute:

Here is what our bathtub looked like:

Saturday, wake up at noon drunk, continue drinking vodka soda all day mixed with a few opportunistic beers here and there. Go to some casino around 2 and watch the Padres game, place a parlay baseball bet and continue drinking. I decide to head back to MGM for another shot at the majestic lions since our hotel is right across the street from it. I sit down put in a twenty and play the 3 dollars a hand max bet for best odds. I got 4 bills left in the machine shitfaced drunk and im thinkin shit i'm done and what da ya know? This comes up:

BAMN! Next thing i know there is an asian lady that comes up to my machine and hands me a thousand dollars cash!

So i go to the bar next to the majestic lions and start drinking more, talk to some chick and start making out with her at the bar. Then i wander off to play craps, do that for a while and come back to the bar drink more and start talking with another hot chick, get her number, buy a round of shots for some other chicks and decide to go back to the craps table. I get cut off from playing craps, and the dude gives me a comp for two free dinner buffets at the MGM. So i go back to a bar in the MGM meet up wit my buddys and drink more. Then head to the buffet and for some reason my buddies dont want to eat there anymore and so i ask the dude in back of me in line if he wants a free dinner. End up eatting dinner with a random dude. (the buffet sucked by the way) Now its round 7:30, I go find a bar in MGM and order another vodka soda hand the dude a hundred and forget to get my change back. Walk back to the hooters hotel to take a short 2 hour nap, fall asleep around 8:30 and im thinking awesome i'll sober up and wake up round 10 to continue drinking. I pass out and wake up at 7 am the next day. I look in my wallet and find only $800 total left in my wallet. I spent $200 of the $1000 i won and $400 of my own money that was in there previously to winning the G. Hungover as fuck i have my first sip of water/non alcoholic drink on Sunday morning at 8am since Friday 9pm.