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not terrible

but no sleep + spendin 2 much + some sketchy azz encounters = night i could have done without

a nite out with a sketchy friend is worth like 10 nights out with your work colleagues. just, you can't keep doing it.

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i have been in the worst relationship of my life with a korean girl for the past year or so. I can't seem to give it up, but realize it's slowly killing me inside.

koreans girls are fucking crazy

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lol @ people crossing the street when they see haploid coming.

c'mon bro.

as much as i also doubt this you'd be surprised by some people.

the other day this girl literally ran away from me. she walked up to a corner and stood, waiting for the walk sign. i walked up and also stood at the corner. when the sign changed to walk she ran across the street and into her building. the irony of the situation. we live in the same building. she must have felt really awkward when we rode up in the elevator together. i know i'm tall and have a weird haircut but i'm definitely not a scary guy. some people are just weird.

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sometim'es i'll cross the street on a jwalk(cuz i'm a rebel), but just before i'll see some du's coming my way looking at me, and i wonder if i should just cross or not just to make them feel like i'm not trynna run away from them

fuck you guys

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as much as i also doubt this you'd be surprised by some people.

the other day this girl literally ran away from me. she walked up to a corner and stood, waiting for the walk sign. i walked up and also stood at the corner. when the sign changed to walk she ran across the street and into her building. the irony of the situation. we live in the same building. she must have felt really awkward when we rode up in the elevator together. i know i'm tall and have a weird haircut but i'm definitely not a scary guy. some people are just weird.

doctor, i think you might have taken it wrong. Based on your good fits on waywt, she prolly wants to jump your bones and was afraid you might say hi to her and she wouldnt be able to control herself once you got the ball rolling so she ran away.

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I make this one dude so mad cause his wife likes me.

I have a date with a girl who by xxx standards is a 10 tomorrow, i don't know her at all, but have something going, charm gos a long way,

I am super drunk.

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i'm amazed by the amount of time it seems people think about their decision to cross the street. just walk motherfuckers.

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thursday i had some people cross the street when i was walking, maybe because i was smoking at the time, but still

also may or may not have looked really out of it

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i'm amazed by the amount of time it seems people think about their decision to cross the street. just walk motherfuckers.

yeah, confusion leads to getting hit on the streets of saigon

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About a month back I dodged a bullet, or rather 30 yrs or so in prison.

Today, I paid the $23.82 seatbelt ticket that I ended up walking with...even after they found the spirit molecule in my center console...they didn't know what it was...

"They can't bust you if they don't know what they found..."

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i have been in the worst relationship of my life with a korean girl for the past year or so. I can't seem to give it up, but realize it's slowly killing me inside.

koreans girls are fucking crazy

details details details.

I'm dating a Korean girl too. Shes fucking naive as shit. I've been meaning to superconfess some stories for a while.

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seems like everyone had a bit of relation trouble in spring.

Not me. My relationship is blossoming more than ever

May I have your ticket? Thank you, sir. Proceed to theater 6, on your left. Please ensure no outside food or drink is brought in, your cell phones are turned off, and your testicles are checked at the door. Enjoy Sex and the City 2.

The things you do for love, goat.

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Lots of people on here seem to read a lot into when/where someone crosses the street. I bet 99% of the time it was innocuous.

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this has been the worst wknd of my life superconfess. my gf broke up with me on friday, it started thunderstorming on saturday causing the basement to flood through until sunday

my whole family except for me has decided to stay in a hotel. so now im this depressed bastard alone in a flooded 5 bedroom house. how poetic

i just cant leave this house right now, idk why

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The things you do for love, goat.

oh, i know. i'm just messing with him

hell, my superconfessional = i agreed to go see the next Twilight w/ my woman.

looks like my testicles will be on the shelf next to Kiya's

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ruhrpott :(

the town in itself is so shitty it's embarrassing to even say where i live exactly

i read this and looked at your avatar

and it all made sense

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this has been the worst wknd of my life superconfess. my gf broke up with me on friday, it started thunderstorming on saturday causing the basement to flood through until sunday

my whole family except for me has decided to stay in a hotel. so now im this depressed bastard alone in a flooded 5 bedroom house. how poetic

i just cant leave this house right now, idk why

unkIVvjZc9Y

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that bear/dog suit scene in the shining creeps me out

i keep getting bad visions :(

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and when i'm dead and gone, my offspring will live on being immune to every lie that belongs to the legs of the centipede society,, a compound i, self-sufficient slave degree!!!!

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despite not having talked to my ex in weeks and meeting girls left and right she is still on my mind.

Fuck.

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the happiest times of my life were actually filled with endless manipulation and deceit. no wonder they say ignorance is bliss.

and AstroWolf...i know just what you mean. nothing can seem to really take my mind off it/her. the more i try, the more i think of it all.

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