superconfessional

[pieiskewl]

I jsut sent off some jeans I sold on eBay.

Figured the Piggley wiggley bags I had kncoking aroudn would be cool to wrap them in - heavy brown paper, americana etc. Complete with piggy illustration full viz on the back.

The purchaser was in indonesia, A muslim, I realised, on the way to the post office.

On the bright side I made the last post.

is your return address on that shit??

[fffffut]

this kids a fuckin boss

Kn18H3FKDV4

[stuntastic]

I walked by some car with people in it in front of the grocers and I heard them lock their door. I think it might be about time for a shave or something.

Man, fuck people like this.

Bitches who grip the shit out of their purses from 30 feet away.

Now that you made it obvious, I AM gonna rob you now...

Just the other day, my lady, a friend, and my kid were at Target.

My lady standing in front of me, next in line, my kid and I behind waiting. My friend up in the front waiting for us.

Bitch in the front fuckin uses her body to hide the keypad as she typed her PIN number.

I wish my gf told me this before the lady left the store, I would've said "NOW I KNOW YOUR PIN NUMBER LADY!" as she grabbed her bag and left.

I was walking by a school one evening, that had a shit load of geese on the side walk.

Some bitch on the levee stopped walking her dog, and watched me approach the geese, and waited to see if I were gonna do something to them.

The fuck? Really? Yea, because I have the stereotypical "I FUCKIN KILL GEESE" looks.

Fuckin people these days.

[juunb]

Man, fuck people like this.

Just the other day, my lady, a friend, and my kid were at Target.

My lady standing in front of me, next in line, my kid and I behind waiting. My friend up in the front waiting for us.

Bitch in the front fuckin uses her body to hide the keypad as she typed her PIN number.

I wish my gf told me this before the lady left the store, I would've said "NOW I KNOW YOUR PIN NUMBER LADY!" as she grabbed her bag and left.

No offence, but if you don't hide your PIN, whether or not there's someone behind you, you risk having your account drained. The person working the register, cameras, etc. may all be after your pin.

[Gatefold]

Man, fuck people like this.

no doubt. after I finished laughing, I was almost about to rush their car and yell jibberish to see if they'd peel out.

also I dreamt I started a sugarcane sweetened dr. pepper company this morning. busted ass looking for distributors and shit. didn't want to give free samples cos I spent so much time making each bottle.

No offence, but if you don't hide your PIN, whether or not there's someone behind you, you risk having your account drained. The person working the register, cameras, etc. may all be after your pin.

THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET YOU OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

sorry you jus sound rly paranoid here tho

[bangbangbang]

No offence, but if you don't hide your PIN, whether or not there's someone behind you, you risk having your account drained. The person working the register, cameras, etc. may all be after your pin.

There might be cameras in CHANGE ROOMS too!!

[okonomi]

Just the other day, my lady, a friend, and my kid were at Target.

My lady standing in front of me, next in line, my kid and I behind waiting. My friend up in the front waiting for us.

Bitch in the front fuckin uses her body to hide the keypad as she typed her PIN number.

I wish my gf told me this before the lady left the store, I would've said "NOW I KNOW YOUR PIN NUMBER LADY!" as she grabbed her bag and left.

You really got this angry over someone taking a fairly simple safety precaution? Get over it.

[Spaghettini]

you DON'T block your pin # when using the ATM? that's not racism that's common sense.

[bangbangbang]

I am super paranoid when it comes to things like ATMs and debit machines. My account was slowly drained while I was travelling. Try dealing with the bank when you're on the other side of the country.

[wesc]

i ALWAYS block it no matter what, people there or not you never know with one of them cams that are like hidden . there are mad scams out there where a device literally just clips on top of the atm slot but you dont notice and it just scan your card and sends it to the guy. and get your pin thru the camera. google that ish. BE awareeee

[6ixes&7evens]

shit man been hanging out for 2 weeks probably gotten around 50hrs sleep total finally yesterday i felt strung out hungover and kinda like a tweak so as soon as i slept a whole day i feel like the doing the same shit all over again

[bruised]

when i enter my pin i like to pretend to hit a couple extra keys first and make beep noises with my mouth while only touching the keys. i'll do a couple extra after the real pin too. maybe enter a wrong digit on purpose to hit the backspace key at least once. i also cut off the magnetic strips on my cash cards and glue em on to my library card so people won't bother to try to steal my library card. then i keep my wallet in my ankle wallet that is hidden in my dior stackz. and to top it all off i keep a mouse trap in my back right pant pocket just in case (no cheese).

[Spaghettini]

when i enter my pin i like to pretend to hit a couple extra keys first and make beep noises with my mouth while only touching the keys. i'll do a couple extra after the real pin too. maybe enter a wrong digit on purpose to hit the backspace key at least once. i also cut off the magnetic strips on my cash cards and glue em on to my library card so people won't bother to try to steal my library card. then i keep my wallet in my ankle wallet that is hidden in my dior stackz. and to top it all off i keep a mouse trap in my back right pant pocket just in case (no cheese).

this man knows what's up.

[dunkin deeznuts]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to hailxenu again.

lmao

[haploid]

^^ Is that the holder of that account's name? Frankfurter Sparkasse? I wanna meet him he seems like a cool guy

[redX]

no the Sparkasse is a Bank in germany and Frankfurt is obviously the city. the "er" just refers to where the branch of this bank is like: Sparkasse of Frankfurt

[yannickl]

by the way, where in germany do you live red?

[redX]

ruhrpott

the town in itself is so shitty it's embarrassing to even say where i live exactly

[broken_dubz]

why is it that the concept of chilling with your parents is always much better than actually chilling with them?

[stuntastic]

So, I can tell you're a bit of a bitch...

You really got this angry over someone taking a fairly simple safety precaution? Get over it.

The looks she gave us, prior to being rang up.

Oh look, it pertains to the person I quoteds, post!

You don't need to cover the tiny pinpad with your whole body. Dunkins post showed the most you need to do.

Were you the type to create a barrier with your arm, to cover your test so no one can peek over?

Here's another example of these type of people.

Two days ago, I was chilling on a park bench. Some lady walked by with her baby, gave me a smug look.

Today, same park same lady, but I was with my own kid, lady was friendly and shit.

Not all you typical looking folk with expensive Old Navy clothes, will know what it feels like to be casted off as the leper, by people around you.

Jus sayin, bluhhh.

[Bona Drag]

i need to learn that spending saturday nights/sunday mornings with random dope dealers usually doesn't end well

[haploid]

stuntastic have you ever considered the possibility that the whole world is, in fact, not out to get you 24/7?

[xerrox]

ruhrpott

the town in itself is so shitty it's embarrassing to even say where i live exactly

I feel you. I'm from the middle of nowhere Canada, going to school in the states. I'm working on a group project and get asked where I'm from. I answer

cue laughs.

[zenii]

stuntastic have you ever considered the possibility that the whole world is, in fact, not out to get you 24/7?

lies. he's just trying to get you to lower your guard and then BAM! identity theft.

put your tinfoil hats back on and move along, nothing to see here folks.

[evisu 2000]

Were you the type to create a barrier with your arm, to cover your test so no one can peek over?

lol@this comparison

[broken_dubz]

i need to learn that spending saturday nights/sunday mornings with random dope dealers usually doesn't end well

how'd it end?

[Gatefold]

stuntastic have you ever considered the possibility that the whole world is, in fact, not out to get you 24/7?

isn't that exactly the kind of people he's talking about? you've never had people look down on you for no reason or something?

people who walk faster when you walk behind them are hilarious too though

[Bona Drag]

how'd it end?

edit: i'll explain later

[haploid]

I mean I've had people like cross to the other side of the street when they see me coming and shit but I don't get offended by it because I know myself and my own character and know that it's not directed as a personal attack. If they knew me they wouldn't do it, which is likely the case with you too, stuntastic.

If you give someone the benefit of the doubt, 9 times out of 10 it will probably be OK but just what if? I mean you've said yourself that you've gotten into sticky situations and stuff, some of which possibly could have been avoided had you been more cautious so my advice to you is to not take it so personally.

Edit: haha yeah it's pretty funny. I have long hair and where I live I guess that makes me look like a "goddamn hippie" or a satanist or something

[fallen angels]

lol @ people crossing the street when they see haploid coming.

c'mon bro.