superconfessional

[6ixes&7evens]

really i think i cant ever be normal again...

[Dropt]

bitch, how you gonna talk to me for an hour before you drop the "boyfriend" bomb, fucking wasting my time.

Been there, done that.

[bouwnt]

what makes a sex weird

[the Repeater]

Locked keys in the car overnight with the radio on (aftermarket.)

It's -3ºF out.

I THOUGHT IWOULD NEVER BE ONE OF THOOOOOOSE GUYS!?!??

[wesc]

what makes a sex weird

haha i was wondering the same thing............ :confused:

[e_train]

bitch, how you gonna talk to me for an hour before you drop the "boyfriend" bomb, fucking wasting my time.

I66aySW4le8

[Magsåvningsreserven]

first thing I thought of too..

[The Droogan Leader]

I lost my keys also

[riotC]

I66aySW4le8

this is full of lol

[larssss]

I66aySW4le8

hilarious, but at least these ladies had the decency to bring it up right away.

[Servo2000]

Love snuff box.

[NoParachute]

new to the forum..

Its been almost a year since my grandfather passed away

and I still feel like he is ALWAYS watching me and I cant do shit.

First I thought it would pass but now its getting to a point where

i feel so fucking guilty for all the smoking drinking and other things..

I wasnt even close to my grandfather or maybe thats why..

Dropped out of school that I went in to after taking a year off and all im doing everyday is getting high trying to forget myself. Everyone around me, except my good friends, treat me as if Im a severe depressee when all I want is for them to mind their own goddamn business. They all sort of pity me for the fact that I'm just wasting my life away.. I'm only 19 but I feel like I fucked up for good and I will never amount to anything. At least I know that if I keep on like this..

[southfive]

shape up you asshole your grandpa is trying to scare your ass into being less of a piece of shit. dont think im talking shit either im rootin for ya mayne.

[Hendodo]

im coming clean.

scotty2 is my little bro

this is my confession

[azn8oi]

I think I'm feeling depressed because I've only seen sunlight once in the last week.

[wesc]

ive finally come to the realization that i cant count on my brother as i had imagined. in other words realized he's a piece of shit, who doesnt care so much for my suffering since he made "plans", most likely to hang with some stupid girl . hoes over bros

[repose]

I hate walking into my girlfriend's house and getting consecutively mean mugged by each of her family members.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

change the way you look

[Gatefold]

I met some dude at the bar who lurks sufu but I was shit hammed and acted a fool

why do I always meet cool people when I can barely form a legible sentence.

[lawless]

I hate walking into my girlfriend's house and getting consecutively mean mugged by each of her family members.

black man asian family= mean mug

white man asian family=smiles

[incob123]

walk in with your wang out and wink.

(always an accidental alliteration concept)

[cyberPUNK]

I hate walking into my girlfriend's house and getting consecutively mean mugged by each of her family members.

they know where your penis has been.

[alexryb]

hoes over bros

i hate bros who pull this concept.

it's like "no homo but i thought we were buds"

[mpcec]

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[alexryb]

i'd probably sling drugs if i felt like getting a job.

[azn8oi]

you can go sell liquor in the liquor store again >_>

[newaesthetic]

not only do i have to deal with this suprise unemployed shit, but i have to deal with you and your insecurities. you say you love him, why do you still want to talk, and why tell me you still love me and want me in your life? i actually could predict where the whole conversation would go.

you're a disease.

[Thorns]

I gotta start drinking again. I've lost a lot of weight.

[iGIT]

I had my nipples pierced since high school, that was like 2 years ago.

[AstroWolf]

Wow, went to a party tonight, only with my classmates. Seems like everyone wanna know me more these times, quite the opposite feeling than last year. I don't know how i managed to be the "cool dude", but looks like it's there.

I feel that 2010 will be a huge turning point in my life, professionaly and emotionaly speaking.

You are in school, you have no professional life.

If you are going to grasp hold of being a "cool dude", i suggest you start mercilessly hate fucking your way though anyone and everything that reminds you of your old weak self.

Also get drunk and yell at people that dont deserve it.

You have arrived.