superconfessional

[fffffut]

yo when i saw avatar i gave my bro a handjob whilst reaching for the popcorn

[incob123]

I remember after my parents told me they were getting officially divorced when i was around 4-5 I decided to draw pictures because I wanted them to be as upset with my state as i was with theirs. so I drew some with crayons with me falling into a black hole and it saying divorce is death blah blah blah etc etc, and stuck them on my door.

my mom obviously saw them and got all worried and took me to a psychiatrist.

that was the first time I felt like a fraud.

oh and around that same time period i was really angry at my mom for sending me to my room (can't remember why) and i wanted to show her how angry i was. I used to have nightmares so me and my mom spent days/weeks making this dream catcher out of an antique birdhouse that was painted with all my favorite cartoon characters and dinosaurs and shit, with dolphins and stuff dangling on the inside and shit, and i decided that the best way to get back at her was to ruin it. So i ran over to it, but i couldn't break it or throw it or anything because it meant too much to me so i picked up and placed it's side in the corner of my room to look as if i had thrown it. 5 minutes later my mom comes up because all the destructive noises i was making, she sees the dream catcher and gets really mad, yells at me and takes the dream catcher away. i was sobbing for hours.

both these confessions came up because i found that dream catcher in my basement lol.

[alexryb]

my first memory is of being at the zoo with my sisters. i got lost because they weren't watching me close enough and i remember crying next to the gorillas.

[pieiskewl]

the first thing i can remember is being at disney world and at midday touching this huge metal statue of the sword in the stone that had been baking in the sun for hours, ( i am told that it was mid august when we were there) and just screaming and crying hysterically and being in pain. my first and last trip to disney world.

[amardeep]

I still have not looked at the pictures, im scared to.

you know what you need to do

do it

[incob123]

The only time i've been out of Canada was to go to florida's disney world or whatever when i was like 7, i got the flu and puked everywhere and almost died.

fuck disney world.

except for a couple trips to buffalo which was just shitty.

[duck sauce]

my first memory is of pissing in a square stone urinal. it was a shared urinal of maybe 3 households in what was akin to a slum in Beijing. my grandmother was taking care of me there for the first 4 years of my life while my parents lived in the states.

my first memory of disney world is how much i disliked epcot

[CUTUP]

The only time i've been out of Canada was to go to florida's disney world or whatever when i was like 7, i got the flu and puked everywhere and almost died.

fuck disney world.

except for a couple trips to buffalo which was just shitty.

Makes sense, it is the anus of the US and A ^

I almost got picked up by a transient in Disney world when I went as a child, security grabbed him as he tried to lead me away from a water fountain. My parents had turned their backs for 2 seconds

Good times

[Ahlvahroe]

my grandmother passed away last night, and i am 7000 miles away from my family. this is causing me alot of grief cause i really wish i could be there right now.

[lawless]

are you going to fly back for her funeral?

my condolences to your family.

[Ahlvahroe]

thank you.

nah, i cant fly to the funeral, i cant get teh time off from work and its too expensive. so im just going to try to deal with it here.

[redX]

why is it always the bad things that happened to me in my life that i remember so vividly :\

[Guest on-display]

i dont want to go to disneyland with this girl but i am down to fuck

[sushijerk]

the first thing i can remember is being at disney world and at midday touching this huge metal statue of the sword in the stone that had been baking in the sun for hours, ( i am told that it was mid august when we were there) and just screaming and crying hysterically and being in pain. my first and last trip to disney world.

Dude your confessional should be "my parents could have sued Disney for millions and set me for life but they fucked it up."

[dismalfuture]

.... and we're back? thank you diddy, Phantom Dunks on their way via EMS, check tracking.

I think I love my girlfriend, I am disgusted with myself. I write her love letters now that she has taken a trip home for a little bit.

<---- the girl related to my avatar keeps asking when I am going to visit her. She gave me her itinerary for the next few weeks before she goes back to college, she's in Tokyo right now. She told me she moved from the address in the pic (Shimouma Setagaya-ku) up to near Shimokitazawa and gave me the address, so the whole disappearing story from years ago came to a close the other day. Shit is like a Murakami novel in slow motion. Maybe not slow motion, but the painful speed of real life.

Nothing that is honestly sweet is that sweet when you taste it, it's only afterwards that you make your assessment.

[indesertum]

does she get urinary tract infections from having sex with too many guys?

[DaBestSpoona]

does she get urinary tract infections from having sex with too many guys?

I was thinking spaghetti, blow jobs, and jazz.

[phen3N]

im sorta waiting for an upswing but its not coming

one thing ive learned is that you cant just wait for this sort of thing to just fall into your lap. you have to actively pursue it. maybe you don't know what it is you need to pursue, that would be a different story.

I found this especially true with girls, for the longest time, probably until the end of high school, i thought that getting a girlfriend would just happen on its own. but then i realized you actually have to put in effort and all that... anyway i cant sleep either which is why i'm typevomiting

[Magsåvningsreserven]

just got back from an interview, which I was quite nervous about.

Worst part is easy: it was the old, 'do you have any questions for us?', and I looked around nervously (having forgotten my entire strategy) and went.. 'no'. Oh man that felt shit.

Turned out to be useless anyway as they wanted me to start earlier than I can..

fml

[cheapmuthafukr]

ive finally come to terms with the fact that im getting old, ill never get hooked up for skateboarding, ill never be in a band, ill never fuck model bitches, ill never be rich.

im alright with that.

[dismalfuture]

ay, nothin wrong with working, keeps you out of the house too.

[seraphim]

it's literally like i identify the people i shouldn't get involved with, and then head straight for them. gets me in a world of trouble.

[haptronic]

ive finally come to terms with the fact that im getting old, ill never get hooked up for skateboarding,ill never be in a band, ill never fuck model bitches, ill never be rich.

im alright with that.

the best band i ever played in was started when i was 29...although i fucked that up with a potent mix of heavy drinking and my big mouth...hard to find gigs when every band worth sharing a bill with has been told what is wrong with them..

[cheapmuthafukr]

the best band i ever played in was started when i was 29...although i fucked that up with a potent mix of heavy drinking and my big mouth...hard to find gigs when every band worth sharing a bill with has been told what is wrong with them..

yeah, but i dont have the energy for it with work and kids. like i said tho, i dont mind...

[cyberPUNK]

the best band i ever played in was started when i was 29...although i fucked that up with a potent mix of heavy drinking and my big mouth...hard to find gigs when every band worth sharing a bill with has been told what is wrong with them..

so you were, in a sense, "banned"

interesting...

[freecat]

not everyone get to sell millions of cds at 20. sometimes i look at the age of musician from bands i like, and read that hey started being able to live off music in their late 20's.

anyway, my confession is that the only gig i played was attended by approximately 20 persons. they were all friends that were brave enough to fight the coldness outside the bar and the shitty performance inside and that had nothing else to do at 7pm on a wednesday night.

but there's a scene for rocknroll in this town, and fortunately it is hype these days. if only we had a new drummer, a place to rehearse, skills, friends inside, luck....

[Thorns]

I think I've been working through the checklist of all the shit you're supposed to do when you grow up.

Go to college: check

Go to grad school: check

Get job: check

Get boring wardrobe for office: check

Get girl: check

Get home (w/girl): check

Start family:....

Its that last one that totally freaking me out. Any advice sufu grown-ups?

[Bislane]

I'm not a sufu grownup, but I would say do what you feel like you should (or shouldn't). If the only reason you want a family is to get 100% on that list you might have missed something.

personally everything on that list is frightening to me at this point and I see no shame in avoiding all of the above for as long as possible if that's what I think is right for me

[cheapmuthafukr]

I think I've been working through the checklist of all the shit you're supposed to do when you grow up.

Go to college: check

Go to grad school: check

Get job: check

Get boring wardrobe for office: check

Get girl: check

Get home (w/girl): check

Start family:....

Its that last one that totally freaking me out. Any advice sufu grown-ups?

to start a family, all you have to do is not pull out.

for me, ive done:

Go to college: no

Go to grad school: no

Get job: check

Get boring wardrobe for office: no

Get girl: twice

Get home (w/girl): still renting

Start family:twice

so, am i a grownup?

[alexryb]

cheap, i remember a long time ago i made fun of your fits but i called you "cheep."

i am sorry. you have my respect, man.

every time i walk by a mirror in my apartment, i smile at myself. also, found a strong comparison between this bro i know and patrick bateman while rereading American Psycho

it's uncanny