superconfessional

[eggshell]

Confession: I was macking on this girl I met on Halloween. We hang out one night, turns out she's into me. We have a movie night planned for some indeterminate point in the future. Bad idea, it never actually happens. She bails on me two days before our date because she forgot about it and was babysitting. Since then she's just seemed uninterested. I mean, I wasn't expecting much out of this girl besides some ass, and she made it pretty clear she was into me and it's been 6 months. So I'm salty as fuck.

That combined with most of the attractive girls I know being cut off for fear of damaging social situations and I've just been in a sort of funk. I need interesting women to chase or a girlfriend, but it's my last year of high school and I don't want to commit. Don't know if I can, I've become so fucking cynical. It's hard to really feel like I'm feeling deeply, why would I want to put a girl through that sort of emotional bullshit? So I've been in sort of a funk for a while. Everything just seems so meaningless. Eh, I'll get over it.

sorry... this post sucks.. very typical

and you sound like you're trying too hard to write a 'good' confession.. you were just expecting "some ass"? and what, you were gonna get it at the movies? you may want to rethink your choice to come to america, picking up girls isn't as easy as in sudan...

HmJbJs-9ST0

[skiniks]

sorry... this post sucks.. very typical

and you sound like you're trying too hard to write a 'good' confession.. you were just expecting "some ass"? and what, you were gonna get it at the movies? you may want to rethink your choice to come to america, picking up girls isn't as easy as in sudan...

usually i'd remark on how lame of a comment this is and i'd find some quirky way to make you look silly but i'm feeling cheery so i'm going to issue your sad, sad self a christmas pass. merry christmas you unfunny poor sap!

also, if you like bangs, this is pretty hilarious: http://www.viceland.com/music/2009/12/bangs-took-the-world-to-da-movies/

I’ve heard a bad one too though. One guy, after listening to “Take U To Da Movies†yelled out loud that “Sudan should drown for this!†How does that make you feel?

Huh? Sudan should drown?

[Ergo Sum]

sorry... this post sucks.. very typical

and you sound like you're trying too hard to write a 'good' confession.. you were just expecting "some ass"? and what, you were gonna get it at the movies? you may want to rethink your choice to come to america, picking up girls isn't as easy as in sudan...

I'm sorry, "good" confessional? Being bummed about sexual frustration is not grounds for lighthearted confessions? Also it was finna be a movie night at my house, not going to an actual movie theatre....In Sudan I'd have just gotten my janjaweed buds and knocked her out and that's the end of that...fucking americans making things too serious. That video is gold

[haploid]

Ergo, that was a perfectly good confession. Welcome to the forum.

[kuhhlowe]

broken_dubz.. I'm with you..

i've been getting too good of use of the new privacy settings..

lurked every single person I've been meaning to but had previously had their photos blocked..

With this came me figuring out five girls I knew in highschool.. who are my age or younger.. are now pregnant.

I also confess that I get no greater secret personal joy than seeing girls my own age and younger pregnant. I'm not sure why, other than if an 'oops' ever happens to me I won't feel so bad.. or maybe I'm shocked at the fact that they're engaging in sexual activity.

[lawless]

i ended this thing i had with a girl last week so i wouldn't have to buy her a present for christmas.

every year like clockwork homie

[larssss]

always fucking catching feelings

always over the dumbest shit

can't escape it

fuck.

[newaesthetic]

broken_dubz.. I'm with you..

i've been getting too good of use of the new privacy settings..

lurked every single person I've been meaning to but had previously had their photos blocked..

With this came me figuring out five girls I knew in highschool.. who are my age or younger.. are now pregnant.

I also confess that I get no greater secret personal joy than seeing girls my own age and younger pregnant. I'm not sure why, other than if an 'oops' ever happens to me I won't feel so bad.. or maybe I'm shocked at the fact that they're engaging in sexual activity.

i figured it out the other day: all the girls i know from high school who are pregnant or have little hellspawn are not married. all the girls who are married don't have kids. bizarre.

single life is good, but holidays have a weird effect on me since this is the first time i've been single during them in 5 years.

[sawn-off chef]

it's kinda the same for me man, holidays single are weird but strangely i'm really stoked on it this year, the whole solitude thing is really doing it for me lately.

[newaesthetic]

i've been living in an essentially empty house for the past two months. the solitude thing is a nice change of pace and i can focus on me, but i definitely am out as often as i can find time for it.

i feel dirty for watching so much gossip girl lately, but it also makes me realize i'm coming to nyc before the summer. sup scott?

oh, and confession: brought a girl back to my place three weeks ago from a bar. was pretty drunk, and while it wasn't all awkward and nothing was really held back, it wasn't as good as my ex... who i saw two days before. who has a new boyfriend. definitely pulled a quagmire when i woke up and the girl was still here.

[broken_dubz]

broken_dubz.. I'm with you..

i've been getting too good of use of the new privacy settings..

lurked every single person I've been meaning to but had previously had their photos blocked..

With this came me figuring out five girls I knew in highschool.. who are my age or younger.. are now pregnant.

schadenfreude much?

ya its gotten to the point where i don't even care if people call me stalker or watever. I'm in my final year of school and shit its getting hectic, i dont have time to chase girls or form relationships at the moment, just need to study graduate and get the fuck outta here. got a job waiting for me in london if (god permitting) everyhting goes to plan.

[goat]

real sex > phone sex

really?

i should try that one day.

[american_hearts]

she's just showing off.

[seraphim]

I do that sometimes.

[renski]

im currently living with inlaws to pay off bills to get back out and possibly buy some property. i've lived on my own for 7 years and i almost feel like this is a step back. damn mother in law can be crazy. its already noon and i want a beer.. can this develop a bad habit?

[lawless]

real sex > phone sex

really?

we should try that one day.

gigiddy gigiddy gigiddy

[goat]

haaaaaayyyyyyy

[kuhhlowe]

i figured it out the other day: all the girls i know from high school who are pregnant or have little hellspawn are not married. all the girls who are married don't have kids. bizarre.

All the girls I've spotted are all getting married or got married shortly after they started to show.. In five.. well.. probably three years, they'll be single again so they might as well not even waste the money to get the marriage license. Oh, to be 18 and stupid.. and now with baggage.

[alexryb]

Oh, to be 18 and stupid.. and now with baggage.

something like 10% of my graduating high school class (at the time of graduation) either

a.) had a kid already

b.) were expecting

c.) were engaged because of (a) and/or (

d.) were married because of (a) and/or (

another 5% went on to "beauty school" were they will learn to cut hair, and where i still refuse to go to get my hair cut, even if the cuts are $5 and i'm a poor college student. i expect that percentage to rise as people realize that college is expensive and much different than high school.

im currently living with inlaws to pay off bills to get back out and possibly buy some property. i've lived on my own for 7 years and i almost feel like this is a step back. damn mother in law can be crazy. its already noon and i want a beer.. can this develop a bad habit?

an afternoon beer is always a good idea, bro

[samsikle]

i've been to H&M and forever21 more times this week than i've ever in my life total (i don't EVER shop at those places). procrastination maximum, desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Hendodo]

I didn't know where to pay for a muni metro ticket and walked through the gate as an innocent criminal.

[timber]

I bought my mom a cool book for Christmas an as soon as I got to her house the first thing I saw was the SAME BOOK in the bookcase, unread and unable to hold the interest of anyone.

Aghhhsh gotta rethink my gift plan.

[freecat]

i saw my dad and he was wearing the h&m scarf i bought him last xmas but gave him in february because i forgot about it. then i remembered i stole it. such a bad person.

i wanted to ask a friend a tee from his dad's band for my mom but forgot so hum;..... i'll write her a poem now that's a cool idea.

[haploid]

I bought my mom a cool book for Christmas an as soon as I got to her house the first thing I saw was the SAME BOOK in the bookcase, unread and unable to hold the interest of anyone.

Aghhhsh gotta rethink my gift plan.

Buying gifts for moms is so hard. Especially when they give you that "I don't want anything".

[timber]

Yeah, my mom always asked me for socks every single year and I never complied, and finally when I was twenty I bought her twenty pairs of socks for every year I neglected her wish.

and she learned her lesson...

[CUTUP]

Buying gifts for moms is so hard. Especially when they give you that "I don't want anything".

Yup, thats the trap

Thats womenspeak for " your my son, you should know what I like/want"

[freecat]

^ nice one!

they say they don't want anything but are fine with something. i've bought her decoration, clothes and stuff, but the only thing she uses is a lame 2€ plate i thought was trippy and a cupholder i made.

it's also harder when you only see her a few times a year. if only i could run her restaurant for a few day so she could get some well deserved rest...

[samsikle]

i still haven't perfected things my mom wants. i'd buy her something she'd like, but she'd ask how much i paid and she'd tell me to take it back. i think she wants croc boots?

i'm not getting anyone anything this year, i got holiday in a few days and i'm already broke. the only person i bought stuff for was my work secret santa.. which ended up not being so secret because we all found out who got who because the last person picked himself.

[timber]

I ended up getting my mom perfume - Dzing! by L'Artisan Parfumeur. I got it as a sample recently and she tried it on and really liked it.

[crissyw]

i'm buying my mom a SHITLOAD of chocolate that i know she loves.

cannot go wrong (unless she hates chocolate)