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I watched cirque de soleil last night. I wanted to fuck every girl in each act. Especially the hula hoop girl and the two flexible girls omg :o

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lolz @ on-display.

i'm actually kinda hyped about my seven hundy post count.

2 years of membership, and 700 posts...

I'm sorry to say that I don't recognize you much at all. That is, unless you are that guy that used to have location set as Dallas or something, ouch.

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congrats julz ! btw how many times did you have sex before you got pregnant?

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i rarely approach women at parties or bars in this area because i typically find them too painfully stupid to avoid feeling an urge to gouge their eyes with a nearby kitchen utensil within 5 minutes of conversation, but i was good and shitpantsed drunk enough to give it a whirl last night.

never did i expect telling a girl that her dad was an egotistical coward for committing suicide would later leave her wanting to take a taxi to my house for the sole purpose of providing oral sex.

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Alcohol impairs judgment because I would've thought that the bitch would've wanted to take a taxi to your house for the sole purpose of chomping your motherfucking dick off, with the muse of oral sex.

oh well.

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congrats julz ! btw how many times did you have sex before you got pregnant?

I am waiting for the answer followed by your reply of

"pics or it didnt happen"

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smoked a shit ton of weed last night and watched Let the Right One In

kinda got super depressed but fuck what a beautiful movie

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^^^ movie's sick

i can't wait to indulge in authentic asian food feasting this winter break. been neglectin my heritage tendencies at school

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I keep having these shitty ass weekends! I have to work very early in the morning so I can't like stay at people's houses and shit and I don't even want to leave in the first place because I know that I'm probably not going to have any fun to begin with :(.

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congrats julz ! btw how many times did you have sex before you got pregnant?

Thanks eddy...and everyone!!!

I don't know Ed, everytime he stuck it in me I was asleep with a sleeping mask over my eyes...but there would b this white goo on my toes in the morning! Weirddddd

I watched Crooklyn today and balled like a bitch. Fuckn hormones.

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oh ok... why gas mask? your husband has bad breath?

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ohhhh... hey tg i confess that i saw your nipple before

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i'm on sufu more often when i have studying to do then when i'm free

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So this girl I've been messing with for a few weeks (overlapping with my ex-girl) just called me to tell me I can't fulfill her emotionally and she needs to stop seeing me.

Eh... I think I'll survive. I was actually trying to pay attention to the Packers game while she told me. Though I do feel like women are catching on to this a lot earlier than they used to. Maybe it's just that they're getting older and no longer willing to put time into relationships built around nothing. It's something I need to think about. Or maybe I just need to date younger chicks.

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There is that option also. I'm at the age (27) where I feel like women want to start looking for someone to settle down with permanently. And that's not me at the moment.

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^ then don't. men get better with age. women on the otherhand........

studying for finals but miso horny

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There is that option also. I'm at the age (27) where I feel like women want to start looking for someone to settle down with permanently. And that's not me at the moment.

i'm glad i've got 7 years to this then. that sucks.

all i know, is that in some clubs/bars, there are good looking women, 35-40yo, looking for young dudes. one of my friend did one of them once, i still don't know what to think of it.

stick with the youngest ones for now.

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Ah yes, cougars. I know them well. They might be okay for a fling, which is generally all that they're interested in anyways, but they're not really my thing. Young is my plan, I figure I should take advantage while I still can.

I thought over this girl during halftime since I was preoccupied with the Packer domination before and I'm glad it's over. To keep this sufu related, this chick had a pair of those weird bicycle-toe, stitched to hell Sketcher shoes and she wore them frequently. How could I commit to that?

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