superconfessional

[alexryb]

i remember one time i was in sixth grade and there was this trashy white kid who sat in front of me. he use to say really shitty things to me, but i think that was mostly because his parents had two cars and mine had five. i mean, the kid never stopped trash-talking me & i think he may have even related me being left-handed to me having a lower intelligence. in general, the kid was probably one of the most annoying people i have ever met.

shortly into that school year i remember i got a hold of an economy-sized jar of rubber cement & dumped it on our teacher's desk while everyone was at lunch. when everyone came in & sat down after lunch, the teacher saw what i'd done, got pissed and started asking questions, but no one fessed up to the crime.

later on that afternoon the principal or maybe the gym teacher or someone like that found an empty economy-sized jar of rubber cement in the trashy white kid's locker, and after that, after he got removed from the teacher's room for the rest of the year, i think i was mostly just bored during english class.

[Caps Lock]

I was so determined to buy some sennheiser hd 25 1-II for under 60 dollars and the fuckers on ebay start bidding up to 81 dollars. No point in me buying used headphones for over 60 bucks.

[Caps Lock]

I tend to go on youtube everyday.

If I dont, I feel like I missed out on something important.

[samsikle]

we got cable in my house for the first time in yeeeeeeears. maybe like 10 years. i've learned to live without tv, but this changes everything. now i want to get a dope tv for my room.

that doesn't sound like much of a confession so to be more clear, i'm going to turn into a tv addict. i know it.

[Cool Story Hansel]

he use to say really shitty things to me, but i think that was mostly because his parents had two cars and mine had five.

or it may be because you say dumb shit like this

[azn8oi]

@a282b2739

tell me you're chinese so I can practice self-hatred concepts.

[alexryb]

nah, midwestern white boi

[Thorns]

I just realized, sometime around the last year I became a lurker. Weird.

[sistersuzie]

Thanks eddy...and everyone!!!

I don't know Ed, everytime he stuck it in me I was asleep with a sleeping mask over my eyes...but there would b this white goo on my toes in the morning! Weirddddd

I watched Crooklyn today and balled like a bitch. Fuckn hormones.

all of that... for the 72 virgins, you won't even have!

what a scam

[edmond]

i tried having the toe sex with the wife yesterday was weird.. had a fucking scratch on my peen from her nail! jeeezz

[sistersuzie]

what do you think they made sponge bob band aids for??

[edmond]

jeez yeah well she gave me head and it made me feel better.. you wanna join the fun?

[kuhhlowe]

I have the worst studying habits ever.

Two back to back finals tomorrow in six hours and a paper due before the first one..

[kuhhlowe]

over hour or so later, with three hours and 15 minutes to spare until my paper is due and my first final begins, I am going to sleep.. for atleast an hour and a half of sleep before I start studying hard..

this is a story with a happy ending.. for now..

[sawn-off chef]

my current favorite anime's last episode is next week, i'm fucking CRUSHED. please fall in love with kana chan

[yoallanface]

^ lol cant rep

[edmond]

seriously man girls toes special the good ones give me the woods man not really fuckin them but fuck them and cum on their toe

[freecat]

when looking in my freezer this morning i found two bag of mcdonald's muffins bread. then i remembered i stole them when the warehouseman was transfering them into the restaurant yesterday night haha.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

i am bummed SuperHal thread got unstickied

[High Monika]

Yo Ed, no offense but what is so attractive about a woman's toes? I just don't get it.

You don't know what a fetish is and how inexplicable they are? How old are you? (0)

[edmond]

hes pretty young he's asking about these shit

[tac0tron]

Ed, who's toes are better, your wife's or jane's?

[pieiskewl]

Ed, toes toes toes toes toes toes?

[edmond]

to tell you the truth.. my wife's cause janes are stubby and short

[alexryb]

from random thoughs thread

i wrote a self-criticising poem call "hipster" today

Take directly to "Superconfessional." Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

"you see those kids in the tight jeans, they just bought a six-pack of heineken & some grass & they're getting fucked up"

yeah, i'm one of those kids

with the chemicals, brooding & boiling chemicals

perhaps i am a walking stereotype of myself

but i'm like louis, i have my madame du berrys to keep the bourbon at bay.

i sleep in my socks,

in black sheets & eat comté cheese, it's just how i was

raised

back in the days, my white dog ran away

& back in the days, freigning boredom, i found drugs

drugs from a sink or a brainchild.

that chemical madness, the swimming pool, after school, sodas & blond girls way out of my league—

adolescence wrapped in a bow, sans wrapping.

i started writing about my life

when i knew my life was fucked up, but

jim stark,

he had my back, & never was too much concern given to these black black sheets or the sharp cheese.

older now,

i'm only mildly attractive & angelheaded, but i dress well, dior parfum to

hide the smell,

& when it comes to those regrets, the ones i no longer regret,

i just forget & forget.

[Guest on-display]

i'm glad i'm not dorming in college, most likely would have caught an std. fate

[broken_dubz]

everything my flatmate does is getting on my nerves. he doesnt do anything deliberate, but his way of life annoys the hell out of me.

[gas prices kill]

finished with finals and acting a fool is yes

went to a stones throw show last night in glendale

shout out to LA hip hop sufu heads

[samsikle]

^^ wish i could come and kick it with you this break! boo motherfuckin hoo. when are you going to vegas, bruvah?

[gas prices kill]

duuude idk about vegas any more mainly cause of financial shit. but we'll kick it soon hopefully ya dig?