superconfessional

[Spaghettini]

not sure how much longer i can keep up with a job a school and a girlfriend all at once

this method acting going through the motions robot life shit is realllly starting to wear on me

time for a lenny kravitz-style massive haircut/shave experience. might lighten the load a little bit. or maybe you'll just be freezing in this ny winter with a bare face. but at least you'll be feeling something different.

[dino might]

not sure if there will be another time in my life that i will go bare-faced. not unless my bone structure changes or i become completely apathetic about my appearance.

straight BITCH status when the upper lip isnt covered. donno what it is.

but ill trim up in due time, whenever that comes

*edit- just realized my growing my hair out the entire year will be the first and only new years resolution ive kept in my life

[ojjairus]

im going to see too short tonight at a club...thing is i have a final the next morning at 8. If i ever used 'fml' it would def be for this but i don't and wont so imma just suck it up and take my final drunk or with no sleep, i havn't decided yet.

Always on that college binge drinkin concept

[indesertum]

confession: the biggest reason i like vietnam is because all the girls have the gap. have yet to seen one without one. it's like all those girls in the states and even korea where you think "she would be hot if she lost some weight" are actually hot here.

is that super enough of a confession?

[pieiskewl]

my right armpit sweats so much more than my left. no idea why. i'll get home from school and my right armpit will be all sweaty and gross and drenched. my left will be perfectly dry and fine. the fuck?

sufu doctors please diagnose

[freecat]

im going to see too short tonight at a club...thing is i have a final the next morning at 8. If i ever used 'fml' it would def be for this but i don't and wont so imma just suck it up and take my final drunk or with no sleep, i havn't decided yet.

Always on that college binge drinkin concept

reminds me of last year, i had the retake for the 2nd semester which is basically 3 hours for 3 subjects if you failed the exams but not by far.

it was the day before world music day which is something huge, but i said i wouldn't come back too late because those retake where important.

i ended up drinking a lot, smoking, and did c in a club, i wandered home at around 5am. i was so fucked at the exam that i left after an hour. anyway i didn't study enough, but still.... needless to say i didn't pass. i had like 4.5/60 haha.

ps: i recall i took a nap on a bench that night. and before you ask i was too drunk to fuck. ... ... as always. it would have been surrealistic anyway if i did. like that time with the black albino in the toilet of a club... and his friend... hum... said too much already haha.

[haploid]

like that time with the black albino in the toilet of a club

Elaborate please.

[freecat]

i'm gonna try to make it short. i was (very) drunk and coming back home from a sorta lame party. i spotted a couple of girls (one of them is a black albino with a perfect body, the other is very pretty but fuckin dumb) trying to roll a joint, but they were pretty bad, so i helped. we talked a few minutes, i drank their wine smokin their joint, see.

so i don't know how i did it but i managed to walk to this club. the the black girl started dancing with me, and after a while i ask her if she wants to go to the toilet with me, you know why. and when we where done i went downstairs and started dancing with her friend because she was prettier, and in the end she gave me a handjob.

then we left the club, very early in the morning, it was rainy as fuck, i gave a fake number to the black albino, and kissed the pretty one, making the black girl very upset haha.

and i was supposed to go home quick.......

[duck sauce]

my right armpit sweats so much more than my left. no idea why. i'll get home from school and my right armpit will be all sweaty and gross and drenched. my left will be perfectly dry and fine. the fuck?

sufu doctors please diagnose

you have cancer

[Billy.Barbados]

i'm gonna try to make it short. i was (very) drunk and coming back home from a sorta lame party. i spotted a couple of girls (one of them is a black albino with a perfect body, the other is very pretty but fuckin dumb) trying to roll a joint, but they were pretty bad, so i helped. we talked a few minutes, i drank their wine smokin their joint, see.

so i don't know how i did it but i managed to walk to this club. the the black girl started dancing with me, and after a while i ask her if she wants to go to the toilet with me, you know why. and when we where done i went downstairs and started dancing with her friend because she was prettier, and in the end she gave me a handjob.

then we left the club, very early in the morning, it was rainy as fuck, i gave a fake number to the black albino, and kissed the pretty one, making the black girl very upset haha.

and i was supposed to go home quick.......

Dimes get the digits chicken heads get the wrong number!

[ko]

Got a DUI last night. Was pulled over for apparently making an illegal right turn (light was green and turned the correct way into a one way; fuck cops).

[azn8oi]

But you mention nothing about the fact of whether or not you truly did drink and then drive.

NO SYMPATHY IF YOU DID INDEED CONSUME ALCOHOL.

[freecat]

L1Cm-mTeU4Y&

[Leonard Leroy]

Had a nightmare two nights ago almost absurd in the dread it imposed.

I wonder if it would make a good bar story or if I should internalize it for use later. I think it told me a bit about myself, or at least representing exactly how I would react in such a situation.

[gas prices kill]

long distance relationships are so ridiculously tiring and depressing. way too difficult. i have to drive ~1.5 hours to see her. shit is fucking eating me alive.

contemplating ending things. ugh.

[alexryb]

roommate made fuckin' sugar cookies 4 her office. they're in the shape of letters, and apparently spell her co--workers' and family members' names. i just found this out after secretly eating a couple of them

fuck shit like this. she's gonna find out when she frosts them- i can't wait to live alone/not just with a platonic girlfriend

also, this is the biggest dilemma in my life currently

woo?

[the Repeater]

long distance relationships are so ridiculously tiring and depressing. way too difficult. i have to drive ~1.5 hours to see her. shit is fucking eating me alive.

contemplating ending things. ugh.

It's no easier to cohabit except all your problems are exactly the opposite

[ph1l]

long distance relationships are so ridiculously tiring and depressing. way too difficult. i have to drive ~1.5 hours to see her. shit is fucking eating me alive.

contemplating ending things. ugh.

im not doing long distance but i dont have a car so i have to take the subway for 2 fuckin hrs to get to my gf's house. there should be a subway line that connects brooklyn and queens...

[gas prices kill]

definitely not ballin

[sawn-off chef]

gas prices kill, i was in a long distance jawn for all of 3 days before i ended it haha, we dated a few months and i realized it wasn't worth it, i think you know it's not too. maybe thats just me though, i've grown kinda callous to the concept of relationships and romance.

[phen3N]

roommate made fuckin' sugar cookies 4 her office. they're in the shape of letters, and apparently spell her co--workers' and family members' names. i just found this out after secretly eating a couple of them

fuck shit like this. she's gonna find out when she frosts them- i can't wait to live alone/not just with a platonic girlfriend

also, this is the biggest dilemma in my life currently

woo?

haha your life sounds dope. but just fess up to it before she finds out and confronts you, its the smartest way to deal with this kind of situation

[seraphim]

it isn't that i mind rocking the minimum wage, but it gets a bit uncomfortable being scrutinised by drunk regulars all the time. plus i technically work in enemy territory.

i've grown kinda callous to the concept of relationships and romance.

same, but i'm a cynical fucker these days

[seraphim]

Wait... You guys don't like phone sex? There's nothing more sensual than talking about what you're doing to your junk to your girl who's hundreds of miles away...

real sex > phone sex

[Astérix]

been going to school for engineering and decided it really wasn't for me so this fall i applied to parsons on a whim. didn't really think i had a chance because i have literally zero arts background. just got my acceptance letter + an offer to be in the scholar program. LOL WUT

[Yardsale]

i hate when I talk and accidentally spit on the person I'm talking to and they don't wipe their face until 30 seconds later on the sly....

awkward. smh.

[Thorns]

I just spent my entire highschool reunion hitting on the girl I've always had a crush on. Downed a lot of shots and then decided to move on.

[broken_dubz]

i've been making good use of facebook's new privacy settings

[alexryb]

i am left-handed.

[Guest on-display]

i ended this thing i had with a girl last week so i wouldn't have to buy her a present for christmas.

[Ergo Sum]

Confession: I was macking on this girl I met on Halloween. We hang out one night, turns out she's into me. We have a movie night planned for some indeterminate point in the future. Bad idea, it never actually happens. She bails on me two days before our date because she forgot about it and was babysitting. Since then she's just seemed uninterested. I mean, I wasn't expecting much out of this girl besides some ass, and she made it pretty clear she was into me and it's been 6 months. So I'm salty as fuck.

That combined with most of the attractive girls I know being cut off for fear of damaging social situations and I've just been in a sort of funk. I need interesting women to chase or a girlfriend, but it's my last year of high school and I don't want to commit. Don't know if I can, I've become so fucking cynical. It's hard to really feel like I'm feeling deeply, why would I want to put a girl through that sort of emotional bullshit? So I've been in sort of a funk for a while. Everything just seems so meaningless. Eh, I'll get over it.