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good to see that Mharcl is startin to feel better, those past few pages on the morals of watchin shoplifting in action we could have done without tho.

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thought my head would be cleared up after the realization that my girlfriend was kinda being shitty and immature/going to new york to pulverize my liver and such.

instead i just miss her more now. fack.

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kill her and find a good taxidermist. you'll never miss the little bitch no more

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I like the way your eyes don't blink.

I like the way that you don't think.

I like the way you look when you're wearing hot pink.

I like the way you don't stare at me.

I like the way you don't disagree.

I like the way you leave all decisions to me.

You're soft and yet resilient.

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it's really hard to eat a giant turkey sandwich in a movie theatre without getting mustard on your shirt

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you got bouwnt stuffed at home doing the splits dontcha?

such natural disasters haven't occurred in a while. but, don't get me started on the subject, unless you're ready to pay 3,99$ a minute...

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it's really hard to eat a giant turkey sandwich in a movie theatre without getting mustard on your shirt

I presume you brought in outside food because no movie theatre sells giant turkey sandwiches.

In which case I must say that I am deeply disappointed that you would break the clearly posted "no outside food or drink" rule.

tsk

tsk

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thought my head would be cleared up after the realization that my girlfriend was kinda being shitty and immature/going to new york to pulverize my liver and such.

instead i just miss her more now. fack.

We should pulverize livers together, whereabouts in ny?

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We should pulverize livers together

my new pickup line right here

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An unidentified neighbour just indicated on my front door that I've successfully surpassed the criteria for a sex related ASBO.

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can someone PLEASE explain this based god meme. I have no fucking clue and I feel left out.

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the rapper Lil B is also known as basedgod.

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can someone PLEASE explain this based god meme. I have no fucking clue and I feel left out.

Sounds like someone had their bitch fucked.

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An unidentified neighbour just indicated on my front door that I've successfully surpassed the criteria for a sex related ASBO.

were you doing naked yoga in the common garden (with yoga body brunette)?

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PM me for 15% off coupon for sistersuzie's service!

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a friend told me she didn't believe in dinosaurs durring a happy hour outing last night and me and my friend couldn't help but berate her. the onslaught lasted for over 20 mins until she started crying. i feel pretty bad.

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don't feel bad.

you shouldn't feel bad.

dinosaurs do exist.

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a friend told me she didn't believe in dinosaurs durring a happy hour outing last night and me and my friend couldn't help but berate her. the onslaught lasted for over 20 mins until she started crying. i feel pretty bad.

Seriously, a friend of mine shares the same beliefs, among some other crazy shit (i.e. lizard people). Maybe making her cry was a bit much, but if you don't want to be ridiculed, don't hold ridiculous beliefs.

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