superconfessional

[GOOSHI]

4th tier sufu member w/ good meta game

may pass off as 2nd tier

[fallen angels]

I have a crush on a girl. It's an incredibly obvious crush cus there are plenty of guys in line. she's gorgeous and there are minions of second and third tier sufu type characters after her. anyways, I am currently completing community service at a thrift shop for a DUI, I was in the basement depressed as anything, dreaming about this girl when I came upon this fantastic vintage sears camouflage overshirt that I thought would complement her style. I didn't buy it but tonight I did order an expensive perfume from luckyscent just to spray on it so it smells nice when I eventually buy it and send it to her. My current net worth is in the three figures haha.

we've never spoken besides an awkward exchange on facebook. which ended with her being surprisingly magnanimous and kind.

this sounds as pathetic as it is. but I can't help it. she occupies my mind all the time.

yo that is creepy as fuck

[baizilla]

That must be trolling.. or else this guy is a high school massacre waiting to happen, sheeeeit

[fadingblue]

Is there anything wrong with your net worth being in the 3 figures if you're young? fuck i don't think i've actually ever had more than 800 dollars on me (or my card) to spend at any point in time.

always a poor concept

[redgrail]

yo that is creepy as fuck

Yeah I'm not surprised though with a name from Game of Thrones.

Always a mom's basement concept.

[cold_deck]

Couple of comments:

1. American mom's don't necessarily deserve a smiley face. Have you seen the real americans thread?

2. She's probably crying and cursing cause you went and did the most fucked up thing a person can do in a marriage.

3. Depending on how young your kids are, you may have traumatized them to a degree. Nice job dad.

4. I understand that the divorce process may take a while in Italy, but couldn't you have initiated (and ideally completed) the divorce process before getting your new girlfriend pregnant? That's just disrespectful.

Hey S_K,

1) I know the US very well: my 1st time there was back in 1986 when I was 12 lol. Since then I've been there hmmmm more than 100 times maybe? My dad during the 90s bought a small studio in Manhattan and he still has it. I had a master @ the Columbia Uni in NYC after graduating here in Italy. Know exactly what you mean but I'm happy with my choice.

2)We were having problems since the end of 2009, every1 was free to do his own things...pretty much fucked up IMO but she wasn't

sure to separate because of the kids.I met my gf Oct 2010 in NYC,and it was love at 1st sight lol. My wife knew everything since the beginning, i never lied or told her b/s. When she realized the marriage was over and my feelings for the gf were strong she wanted to go ASAP to meet the lawyer

3) girl is almost 9, boy just turned 4. They do know my new gf and they like her a lot, exp the girl.*Well my gf is so different from my wife, very very calm anq quiet. Like day and night....

Their mom never gave a shit about screaming, cursing, throwing shit to me in front of them, and she knows very well I fucking hate all this crap.Dont forget she disappeared 47 days with them, they were just terrified . It hurts me just thinkin about this shit.

I left her my own place(a beautiful apt in 1 of the coolest areas in Milan) without even talking to my lawyer, just for the kids. They do know I love them and I will not disappear,never ever. I'm planning to go back and forth to see them, my gf agrees 150%. My job allows me to do that.

4)this is a long story. Italian courts are freaking ridicolous, btw you can't apply for divorce here b4 separating first. And to be honest there is a chance she won't agree on divorcing.That would be the most fucked up thing ever!! What should I do/have done??Well, only time will tell, I know its not gonna be easy but I'll try my very best to manage this weird situation.

[Brienneoftarth]

addressing everybody at once here. definitely deserve to catch shit for the post. as I said before I was pretty drunk and it was written in the maudlin delusional half mocking tone of that condition. I would have just erased it but I figure if I put something that retarded out there better sit back and take the flack. don't judge me tooooo much.

[GOOSHI]

never apologize

u the realest mothafukka alive

[broneck]

i think you should buy the shirt and jerk off in it before sending it to her. also if you include a severed dolls head, preferably with a shaved head, in the package. that'll go a long way too.

[please underestimate]

this is my first time back on sufu after a year and i've already spent $300+ on random crap. thank God for jobs and financial aid.

[broneck]

i'm starting to forget what it's like to have sex with someone you want to have sex with.

[DüM]

halifamous getting stale?

RIGHT GUYS? YEAH

[16steps]

i'm starting to forget what it's like to have sex with someone you want to have sex with.

slump busters are supposed to be a 1 time thing, bro

[Mewtu]

Is there anything wrong with your net worth being in the 3 figures if you're young? fuck i don't think i've actually ever had more than 800 dollars on me (or my card) to spend at any point in time.

always a poor concept

really depends how you define net worth i think, but man my bank account is at 2$ right now (just threw down on my new apt) with a full time job, feels bad . then when i look at my possessions, computer clothes dj equipment etc i dont feel quite so bad

[mrchariybrown]

i'm starting to forget what it's like to have sex with someone you want to have sex with.

I feel you. this has been bothering me for quite some time now.

with someone you love right? nohomo.

[Desi]

I got dumped except we weren't dating officially. Well I guess I just got "let go".

[gettoasty]

it always get so worked up and annoyed when i get asked to help with computer related stuff by my mom. i tell her to do this, just look at the keyboard and see what you are doing. and she keeps doing the same thing over and over and i'm just sitting there thinking 'she is not even listening to me, i told you do it this way'

i then start screaming and belittling her...like, how can you not notice anything different. keyboards nowadays have icons that even toddlers will start recognizing. the kicker is that she sits there as if she wants to learn but really?? i tell her if you really wanted to learn start clicking some buttons and see what they do. isn't making mistakes and experimenting part of learning?? stop sitting there clicking the same 2 buttons and asking me how i did it. i just feel like learning in general should be more active.

and then her excuse is that she never has time to learn, i do not understand how hard it is to work for a living, i am of a different generation having grown up with computer; etc. i really don't think that has anything to do with learning

WTF? WTTTTFFFFFFF?? i just feel like if she wanted to learn, even for those short instances she has on the computer, at least try and experiment.

***well, at least she has gotten to the point of learning how to pay bills online now.

fuuuck, am i horrible person?? w/e

[OAS1S]

your parents are lucky to have you. you sound like an absolute blessing.

[junglejane]

I think my mom asking for computer help is adorable

once I was explaining something to one of her friends and I said "ok now grab the folder and move it there" and she started looking on top of her computer and on her desk and said "I can't find the folder"

<3 <3

[OAS1S]

junglejane appears to be a good person. gettoastly will likely never visit his/her parents after he/she drops them off at the cheapest home once they're old and infirm.

[NatseOklim]

I gave my dad an old laptop and tried to teach him how to use it, I think he just uses it for porn. He's an old block from which I chipped.

[clover]

just wait til your kids belittle you with their new gadgets like hey you old fuck you don't even know how to use this!?

btw i do feel u my mom is terrible with computers

[gettoasty]

thanks all lol.

what was funny during this session was that at the end, she started clicking all the buttons (hot keys, short cuts) and unpaused my movie i was watching. it was black snake moan and she was like '?????'...nothing popped up on the screen as it was minimized but she heard everything. probably thought it was a porno...oh lawdy ahahaha

[on-display]

I'd post this dude in the punchable faces thread but people he knows browse sufu. No hate, I'm sure he's a stand up guy, but he looks like an americana harry potter.

[alimenator]

Fuck destiny and fate

[julzkind]

i have this really strong urge to blaze (i dont get to do it much anymore).

and not like, laugh or anything. i just want to sort of listen to music and chill. maybe dance...yeah, i wna dance with my eyes closed.

yessssssssss

[Chris-Craft]

I'm gonna blaze and listen to records in your honor julz

[Chris-Craft]

never mind, the needle on my record player is broken

Still gonna blaze though...

[okonomi]

Turns out I have a racist dad. Just got in a physical fight with him (sort of - no punching - but it's the first time either of us has ever displayed violence towards the other) and I indirectly called him a cunt. Although he clearly was being a racist cunt and he initiated the violence, I still feel really bad about what I did, considering what a good father he is apart from this.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

it always get so worked up and annoyed when i get asked to help with computer related stuff by my mom. i tell her to do this, just look at the keyboard and see what you are doing. and she keeps doing the same thing over and over and i'm just sitting there thinking 'she is not even listening to me, i told you do it this way'

i then start screaming and belittling her...like, how can you not notice anything different. keyboards nowadays have icons that even toddlers will start recognizing. the kicker is that she sits there as if she wants to learn but really?? i tell her if you really wanted to learn start clicking some buttons and see what they do. isn't making mistakes and experimenting part of learning?? stop sitting there clicking the same 2 buttons and asking me how i did it. i just feel like learning in general should be more active.

and then her excuse is that she never has time to learn, i do not understand how hard it is to work for a living, i am of a different generation having grown up with computer; etc. i really don't think that has anything to do with learning

WTF? WTTTTFFFFFFF?? i just feel like if she wanted to learn, even for those short instances she has on the computer, at least try and experiment.

***well, at least she has gotten to the point of learning how to pay bills online now.

fuuuck, am i horrible person?? w/e

your mom put up with you shitting and puking all over yourself for how many years?

you can't even teach her how to hit little plastic buttons?

smfh