superconfessional

[rome1]

This was the first year I had chocolate dipped peeps at Easter.

so good.

[fade to black2]

I had this guy try adding me on Facebook and I went to look at his other friends and this guy was going around trying to friend everyone with the same last name. Name corrector, lah. (0)

oh i've had a few of those before...that doesn't bother me. What kills me is this dude is poking me and turns out he's got the exact same fuckin Chinese name I do, when I am scratching my head figuring out how he knows this.

[inaya]

Dudes poke eachother? I always took it as a flirtatious thing I guess.

[DüM]

Dudes poke eachother?

[jordanelias]

Just to get this clear, when you sit down to take a shit, do you hang your penis over the edge of the bowl???

there's a seat on the toilet for when you go to take a shit. i definitely peed right through the gap between the seat and the ceramic.

tragically, i don't have a foot-long penis...but i can pretend over the internet!

[Handlethevibe]

I had this guy try adding me on Facebook and I went to look at his other friends and this guy was going around trying to friend everyone with the same last name. Name corrector, lah. (0)

Was his last name Nguyen?

[DüM]

People piss and shit separately? waste of time.

[jl3969]

trash has been pretty fantastic lately

[jordanelias]

People piss and shit separately? waste of time.

i think it'd be approaching disaster if you go to wipe your ass while you're still peeing

IMAGINE

this is why we do things separately.

[geekbonchic]

i think it'd be approaching disaster if you go to wipe your ass while you're still peeing

IMAGINE

The solution to all of jordanelias' problems.

[DüM]

i think it'd be approaching disaster if you go to wipe your ass while you're still peeing

IMAGINE

this is why we do things separately.

oh, well I meant in one sitting, not really exactly at the same time I guess.

but, if you were still peeing, couldn't you just wait a second?

[joey_formal]

i just did it in one sitting.

[geekbonchic]

Whenever I'm working and it's quiet, I just sit and refresh the trash over and over again.

[mr fluffernutter]

i think it'd be approaching disaster if you go to wipe your ass while you're still peeing

IMAGINE

this is why we do things separately.

do you wipe from the front????

[jordanelias]

oh, i do it in one sitting too.

i was sitting down getting ready to do some serious business and i had a massive fart...but i wasn't shitting yet. i was getting ready to pee

i started peeing an instant too soon and it shot right between the gap of the toilet seat and the ceramic.

it was fart-->pee-->poo.

good talk, guys.

[jordanelias]

do you wipe from the front????

nah, i start from the back... but from my experience, i have to raise a butt cheek to wipe or sometimes do a little squat-stand. if i was peeing while doing that (but who the hell shits and pisses as the same time instant?), i imagine pee would go everywhere.

disaster

i should just get a bedais, fuck

[joey_formal]

do you have a giant urethra that sprays like a showerhead? the act of multitasking bodily evacuations is possible

[mr fluffernutter]

u got problems man

[jordanelias]

just for you guys, i am going to pay attention next time

[samsikle]

hey samsikle

why hello seksu!!

[julzkind]

i love being vulgar.

[evisu 2000]

you mean the way you dress or whatever whatever

[themars2112]

ive probably been on the computer for 5 hours today

[Quixotic]

on a related note how do blind people know when their ass is clean?

hm. some sort of sniff test?

[percy]

i like to cock my leg up on something eg bath tub when wiping as it opens the ass cheeks out and allows for a much cleaner wipe.

[rome1]

I like it when I pee a little while after having sex...like a two headed dragon it goes all over in two directions, then I have to pinch it off and correct for proper streamage.

[skiniks]

ive probably been on the computer for 5 hours today

you ain't real 'til you on sufu for at least 23.5 hours a day.

[azn8oi]

is that a lot?

[joey_formal]

I like it when I pee a little while after having sex...like a two headed dragon it goes all over in two directions, then I have to pinch it off and correct for proper streamage.

this can be entertaining but sometimes can be a bit too much to handle...

[julzkind]

you mean the way you dress or whatever whatever

lol. i guess concerning sufu it would be the way i dress. but just whatever whatever.