superconfessional

[broneck]

hmmm thats not the one i was at...i went to some joint that was in an old school dorm, it was so awful, and the area was tres-sketchy. in fact, literally the night we got there a person was stabbed to death a block away.

[billy dee williams]

i remember hanging out with this old dude a few years ago. he was sittin there drinking brandy and sniffing Skoal longcut up his nose. so i tried it, and it burned and i threw up all over the place

[broneck]

BAM! six tips.

also: i logged into soraachat just now. before i even entered the chat, i observed panda-monium and some other dingleberry talking about landing helicopters on my neck.

[subarashii_kudamono]

i was going into a mall in beijing. there were maybe 50 homeless people outside the door to this place. they looked really gross so i tried to get in as fast as possible. but i ended up stepping on one. he had a missing leg and was just lying face down and i stepped on his sprawled out arm. in this cultural transvestite of a city where i've become totally desensitized to uglies and hobos, all i could think of was "fuck, these boots are new"

[sean_]

so says your msn name ...

really taht bad?

like i said on some girls facebook wall

its solid, matt just doesnt have any taste

KIDDING I THINK YOURE COOOOOOOOL

ps, is anyone gonna be in mtl for new years? im rolling with a crew and so is halifamous, if any of you will be there PM me and get in on the fucking rage.

[broneck]

i thought you were cool, until you told me to go see juno, and then i did.

[sean_]

at least i dont suck dicks

[Larry!]

christmas was better than expected. got some gifts, spent some time with my family, my best friend and some good friends.

my best friend and i watched juno. i wanted to cry at the end.

I really liked Juno. It was cute and funny. I saw Hard Candy the night before though, so I couldn't help but notice things that reminded me of it. And I saw it with a cute girl. Yayyyy.

[jeepster]

i was going into a mall in beijing. there were maybe 50 homeless people outside the door to this place. they looked really gross so i tried to get in as fast as possible. but i ended up stepping on one. he had a missing leg and was just lying face down and i stepped on his sprawled out arm. in this cultural transvestite of a city where i've become totally desensitized to uglies and hobos, all i could think of was "fuck, these boots are new"

the homless people in montreal are nice.

same with boston

but not new york

nor washington, dc.

in fact, washington is a hole and i hate that place with a burning passion.

[keagan]

at least i dont suck dicks

I suck dicks.

[Servo2000]

I suck dicks.

Keagan doesn't look like he'd give good head for some reason.

[Serge]

Today the (creepy iranian) taxi driver gave me one of those half-hug/half-handshake things and ended it with a kiss on the chick.

I never knew I came off as that gay.

[samsikle]

why does Serge remind me of Servo. 5 letter names capital S and black and white avatar of men.

[doctorworm]

despite that fact that i have been sleeping in until all hours of the day (sometimes as late as three or four) while going to bed at a relatively reasonable time (say 2 or 3) i decided to stay up until 7:24 am today (the current time, i still have to clean up and go to bed) what strange compulsion is causing this behavior? maybe my internal clock was miss-wired and i'm supposed to be nocturnal. anyway, i am going to get some much needed sleep. i cant even type properly.

confession: i am slightly afraid of what my parents will think if i wake them up to the image of the rising sun in my preparations for bed

[Spaghettini]

hmmm thats not the one i was at...i went to some joint that was in an old school dorm, it was so awful, and the area was tres-sketchy. in fact, literally the night we got there a person was stabbed to death a block away.

I was in montreal for the formula one race last summer. we drove up from ny all night so we got there at like 6 am, and there were a couple of crackheads getting high outside my hotel. all i could think was "i dont even get up that early to get high. good hustle, crackheads"

[Serge]

why does Serge remind me of Servo. 5 letter names capital S and black and white avatar of men.

holy shit you're right. I guess I gotta find a color picture of Serge Gainsbourg. They're all just all from shitty angles.

[Guest]

Keagan doesn't look like he'd give good head for some reason.

probably cause he has face herpes

[chronoaug]

I'm glad i didn't buy the bson button hoodie that's on context a month or so ago when i was considering it. I like it less every time i see it.

[Lab]

despite that fact that i have been sleeping in until all hours of the day (sometimes as late as three or four) while going to bed at a relatively reasonable time (say 2 or 3) i decided to stay up until 7:24 am today (the current time, i still have to clean up and go to bed) what strange compulsion is causing this behavior? maybe my internal clock was miss-wired and i'm supposed to be nocturnal. anyway, i am going to get some much needed sleep. i cant even type properly.

confession: i am slightly afraid of what my parents will think if i wake them up to the image of the rising sun in my preparations for bed

That's called a delayed sleep phase. Unless you have chronic insomnia, I doubt you have the DSP syndrome. If you're still worried about your circadian rhythm, I suggest going to a sleep clinic.

Then again, from your description, you could also have non-24 sleep-wake, which means you're sleeping later and later each day. Once again, a clinic's your best bet.

[bee hee]

all I really want to do is squat in an abandoned building in detroit and grow my own food on the roof and read books.

[JohnnyRed]

All I really want to do is get blowjobs from hot dancers and have my vegan girl cook me tasty lentil dishes

Also someone give me a Wii for free please

[enatoka]

you better be ballin if you wanna buy a beanie at blue in green.

beanies were nice, saw the tag but there was no price, asked the girl to tell me how much it was. she said $105 dorraz (no racism). i said what? she then said $105 dorraz once again.

i said k thnx buy, and left. i am planning on coping denim there though..... at some point.

[Caps Lock]

I find it justified that I stayed inside and watching 30 Rock instead of going out and drinking with these kids who cant hold their liquor.

[Thorns]

Comcast called today and informed me that I owed them 387 dollars this month for my cable bill.

[Servo2000]

Comcast called today and informed me that I owed them 387 dollars this month for my cable bill.

What the fuck?

[lithiumsys]

I was at work today and a bunch of dudes were talking, and one of them needed help, while I was helping him, one of his friends "whispered" to another guy "does that guy have an eating disorder, hes so fucking skinny" so I looked at him, and just sort of smiled/gave him a "what the fuck" face.

I don't care that he called me anorexic or whatever, I'm just mad that I didn't say anything to him, and that I was at work, so even if I did think of something to say, I wouldn't have said it anyway, just to keep my job. The second I finished helping that dude I was like "why the fuck didn't I say anything?"

[red]

i hate those moments. you have the PERFECT thing to say, but you dont because you took too long in deciding wether or not you should say it.

[geekbonchic]

Some people I knew tried to have an intervention for me once, despite the fact that I do not have an eating disorder and eat more than most of them. I can't help it that my metabolism's really fucking fast. Stop giving me shit about it. I'm happy with my body and I don't have an eating disorder, assholes.

[samsikle]

superconfessional #6: i just spent the last six hours with my two friends watching the goonies (which is the first time in my life i've ever seen it), playing unreal tournament which i like to think i'm okay at, beat their asses at puzzle fighter in super HD and youtube-ing super 90's songs. after watching a ton of those videos, it took me a minute to remember what year it was and what songs i'd been currently listening to.

here's a some of our 90's searches:

natalie imbruglia, spice girls (obviously), duncan sheik, eagle eye cherry, oasis, ghost town djs, blackstreet, robyn, all saints, s club 7, bb mak, spin doctors, the wallflowers, third eye blind..

[evisu 2000]

I was at work today and a bunch of dudes were talking, and one of them needed help, while I was helping him, one of his friends "whispered" to another guy "does that guy have an eating disorder, hes so fucking skinny" so I looked at him, and just sort of smiled/gave him a "what the fuck" face.

I don't care that he called me anorexic or whatever, I'm just mad that I didn't say anything to him, and that I was at work, so even if I did think of something to say, I wouldn't have said it anyway, just to keep my job. The second I finished helping that dude I was like "why the fuck didn't I say anything?"

jerk store!!!!!