superconfessional

[lawless]

dear supsefutre,

healp me raize 4100 soi can buy thiss monte carlo

will suck dickz for 20's

fuck. blah.wataeve

fuck u.dunk.

[evisu 2000]

that is fuckin legit

cop that mustard and mayo

[Gravitas]

Dear lawless,

i'll pay, but you have to handle transportation.

-Gravitas

[jeepster]

mini-vacation was a success

got sufficiently sunburnt

spent 3 days on the beach

wrote a short story

stayed off the internets

drank good beers with family

ate plenty

and again, thank god for rich relatives.

[whitney]

hi whit!!

oh hey

asian eating habits and etiquettes are so weird.

like sometimes ill go to the bathroom during a meal and my dad piles everything on the table onto my plate and he's all like im just trying to get you to eat more.. but the thing is i eat a ridiculous amount of food every meal whether or not my dad feeds me. like everyone is always trying to feed me like im a starving orphan boy but im 150 lbs damnit

and then at the table when youre having dim sum or some shit all the plates have one thing left on them because no one wants to take the last piece. so then it gets cold and no one eats it an the waiter takes it away even though everyone was looking at it the whole meal wanting to eat it

i bet whitney no one else would eat your meat dish because they were afraid of like imposing on you and not allowing you to eat enough because its the only dish you can eat. and then because you cant leave a grain of rice you end up having to eat the whole thing

o and then theres all that crap about who gets to pay the bill. like did anyone else have to sit for an extra like 20 minutes every meal with relatives because everyone was trying to pay the bill if it was me i'd just be like LOL OK U PAY

yah. fuck that. its a norm now and when i first told white folks what i had for lunch they were like :eek: YOU ATE ALL THAT

yah

you get used to it.

oh and i always take the piece. its either that or have it piled onto my plate. i rather like to think i had a choice in it.

[DüM]

[Le Buttsecks]

dear supsefutre,

healp me raize 4100 soi can buy thiss monte carlo

will suck dickz for 20's

fuck. blah.wataeve

fuck u.dunk.

hoooooooddd niteeeeee. lets go!

[salaryman]

you should buy that immediately.

bake sale, whatever, do you what you gotta do.

[034936]

i envy everyone that lives in nyc.

[bernt]

I envy everyone that lives in the middle of nowhere

Sometimes I just want to ssstttrrreeetttccchhh ooouuuttt.

[High Monika]

^If you're in NYC, go to central park and climb the rock outcroppings and generally blow off steam then lay amongst the many girls in bikinis. It's actually a great relief.

Lawless: I have a friend with a very similar car, can't remember what it is exactly. It's fucking awesome. And hilarious because he's white and gets racial profiled like hell due to the car.

[bernt]

I'm in Chicago. I can go to the beach, but it's not nearly the same as just chillin outside at night with a cigarette looking at the stars and listening to nature.

[jeepster]

fuck that

I just hop on the MetroNorth and head back to Connecticut. 1 hour to green, beaches, trees, and CWG's galore.

[bill]

Tomorrow, I have an interview to work at the cafe in my college campus.. I desperately need this job/I'll be seriously fucked if I don't get it (school/bus passes/pay shit off). I've sent resumes all over the place before and during the whole summer, got a job at a place but they never called me back (??). I'm really tired of doing interviews/meeting up people and not getting a job. En plus, I have a test to get my driver's license in sept. but I dunno how the fuck I'll pay that shit/can't take another appointment because I would have to renew my temporary one. Worked like two days during the whole summer and I used to money to pay the next semester.

[jeepster]

I am embarking on a career in voiceover work very soon. Wish me luck.

[samsikle]

are you really? can you make a youtube video, i wanna hear what your voice sounds like

[jeepster]

yeah, I am getting in contact with an agent/manager, gonna take a bunch of courses, and see if I can pick up some work.

shoot me a pm and I'll give you a call via telephono. That or wait a couple of weeks until I'm set up at my radio gig at school.

[iralex]

i got eaten out on the brooklyn bridge

yes.

[Guest Phrost]

ughhhhh my stomach dropped. cancel the popeyes

[iralex]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[salaryman]

does he eat it?

[High Monika]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You got eaten out on the Brooklyn Bridge, you're not allowed to be grossed out.

[sawn-off chef]

broken bones suck balls, ill tell you this though being told it needs to be re-broken to set correctly is even worse.

what happened sunshine, are you all right? did you need to re-set your shoulder again?

[sistersuzie]

whenever iralex posts im reminded of the not funny joke about a truck driver that picks up a girl hitchiker and starts creeping on her and it goes into lots of boring stuff ending with her pulling down her pants revealing her infected green ooze slimming hole and her turning a gun on him and saying 'now eat it'

wow, we know the same stories !!!

does he eat it?

i heard he dropped the girl on the brooklyn bridge... after proceeding to ingest her infected fish (on the same said spot). why you think there's so much pollution? uggh

[salaryman]

so much mercury in shefood these days.

BA -DUM-CHING.

thanks I'll be here all night.

[sawn-off chef]

You got eaten out on the Brooklyn Bridge, you're not allowed to be grossed out.

this shit is too funny haha, how'd you swing that one?

[azn8oi]

On the first day of moving into my dorm my freshman year at univ., my roommate said, "I'm the seafood diet. I SEE FOOD, I EAT IT."

alright, and never got along with him for the rest of the year.

[salaryman]

first time I met my roommate I came to school a week late and walked in on him masturbating to boogie nights, he had already bought beer though.

and we were friends for life.

[lawless]

hoooooooddd niteeeeee. lets go!

yea homebody was willing to let it go for 3500 on HI. idk might take a look at it tomorrow.

[DaBestSpoona]

first time I met my roommate I came to school a week late and walked in on him masturbating to boogie nights, he had already bought beer though.

and we were friends for life.

was he wacking to dirk or rollergirl?