superconfessional

[dismalfuture]

could do indeed

[tweeds]

if you do december you'll be golden

[dismalfuture]

i'll have to drag my roommate along to complete the meetup trifecta but I reckon we're good for that.

[nf one]

stealing that table for beerpong was the best idea i ever had

edit: EVER EVEr

[chronoaug]

Fuck, i wanted to play beerpong last night. Damn amateurs were playing 10cup and they all sucked so in the span of 2-3 hours only about 3-4 games actually happened. This girlie i was talking to wanted to play with me because i promised victory. That's what you get for letting youngns run shit (now that i graduated and am in grad school i act even more superior around undergrad scum)

[johnnay]

someone tried to break into my house last night.

hasnt happened since 2005. my dad called the cops.

of course they asked if i knew who did this right when they step out of their cars.

then one of the fuckers left cuz they got another call...the other one didnt do shit.

[m1sterko]

keep a gun and just blast that shotgun

[whitney]

someone tried to break into my house last night.

hasnt happened since 2005. my dad called the cops.

of course they asked if i knew who did this right when they step out of their cars.

then one of the fuckers left cuz they got another call...the other one didnt do shit.

that's hella wrong. when i got my cell phone stolen i had four cops help search the area (for that bitch) and they kept asking me questions describing her, the event, etc then finally filed a report there and they gave me a case number to deal with insurance.

in my old neighborhood there was this house that an old man lived in, and died, had no relatives/heir to take over so it was sitting empty for a while while things were getting sorted out (through the city i suppose) and this bum found out and decided to crash in-- well someone called the cops and six, i counted, patrol cars show up in the middle of the night to escort him out.

[jl3969]

4 cops helped you search for a phone and keep asking you questions cause youre a girl.

with tits.

[whitney]

i suppose you could say that

but six patrol cars with 2 cops each to escort a bum?

the cops that helped filed a report for my store (cos it got robbed) came back twice to check up..well once, the other time was to shop.

[midnight]

Owe. How much was stolen from your store? Or is that some top secret steez.

[whitney]

i think the most they took in one swipe was about 8k. but they've come back again. gutsy mofos..since we're a bit more prepared they don't make out with much but the first few times they've hit (different stores) they've gotten over 50k.

they're recruiting young girls..which means the girls get caught and they get sent to juville for like 10 days then they're out (cos they made a plea bargain or some shit)

[Wesley Pipes]

On Friday my friend and I decided to go to a house party that was pretty far out. When we arrive the person who owned the house didn't let us in for a good 15 minutes, cuz the house was packed. When we finally got in I had about 20 minutes to do my thang before the cops arrived and everybody was running out the door. So for some reason we decide to go to to Wendy's to just chill for a second. When we decide to leave, the damn car doesn't start so now were stuck in a Wendy's parking lot of all places. I was hungry so I decided to walk thru the drive thru and suprisingly they let me order some food. We were there until 3 in the morning trying to get the car started with no luck. I was thinking about just sleeping in the car, but instead we paid about 100 dollars to get the care towed back to my house.

[bernt]

My sister was at my place and she was parked in front of my car. She was in her car smoking and talking on her cell, and she saw someone walk up to my car and she thought it was me. My car was locked and the dude couldn't get in, so he walked to my sister's car, but didn't know she was inside. She saw the dude walking to her car and got out to talk to who she though was me, and the dude ran off and jumped into some car with people waiting. My sister (being the crazy bitch she is) chased these fuckers down in her jeep. They eventually started running red lights and lost her, but she got a description of the car, where they were going, and description of the people inside. Cops were called and didn't do shit. They said they would "keep an eye out".

[mrchariybrown]

since I've quit sober smoking a couple months ago, I've made a rule that I allow myself to smoke cigarettes after 10+ drinks..

last night I broke that rule on drink #6..

oh, and korean cigarettes taste like ass

[andewhall]

Stole this pic from Diamonds birthday threak....so guys can you actually buy a 20x20 burger? Or do you have to buy a whole bunch of burgers and make it yourself? Is in-N-out the official SuFu burger? They are mentioned quite alot yeah.

In-N-Out 20x20 Burger

[m1sterko]

i believe in n out doesnt do more than 4x4 anymores.

i suppose youc an order and make yourself

[jeepster]

Trader Joes Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies will be the death of me.

They're just so good.

so so good.

[m1sterko]

im always scared i would crap my pants on the job........

[samsikle]

Trader Joes Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies will be the death of me.

They're just so good.

so so good.

are those the one that comes in that clear plastic tub?

[jeepster]

are those the one that comes in that clear plastic tub?

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

[operationjake]

yesssssssssssssssssssssss

the mini ones right?

tj's has a whole line of mini shit that is certified "make you get fatter--quicker." you know, mini brownie bites, mini cookies, etc.

[billy dee williams]

i am drunk on a daily basis

[midnight]

tj's has a whole line of mini shit that is certified "make you get fatter--quicker." you know, mini brownie bites, mini cookies, etc.

It's true. One time i bought a tub of the mini brownies and ate the whole thing.

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY HOW CAN THEY HAVE CALORIES????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Larry!]

that's hella wrong. when i got my cell phone stolen i had four cops help search the area (for that bitch) and they kept asking me questions describing her, the event, etc then finally filed a report there and they gave me a case number to deal with insurance.

in my old neighborhood there was this house that an old man lived in, and died, had no relatives/heir to take over so it was sitting empty for a while while things were getting sorted out (through the city i suppose) and this bum found out and decided to crash in-- well someone called the cops and six, i counted, patrol cars show up in the middle of the night to escort him out.

When I got pulled over for driving without a license/on my learner's permit, there were about four patrol cars that came over to take care of the situation. The people who saw thought it was a drug bust. They even pretty much blocked off the street.

Granted, I had passengers, the car wasn't mine, and the owner didn't know I had it.

Still.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i love coldplay

(i voted no in the poll)

[whizkit]

i feel so bloated from the weekend's eating and drinking.

[midnight]

i feel so bloated from the weekend's eating and drinking.

Probably a result of eating what looks like a deep fried french toast block.

[kunk75]

i've been eating like a pig and drinking like a bum for 3 days.

[jeepster]

i've been eating like a pig and drinking like a bum for 3 days.

when I've eaten the last few days its been horrendous amounts and of like, bad, tasty, awesome stuff and I've been drinking a comparable amount as well and it all culminated today in one nasty awful gross-out-fuck-you-head-fuck hangover that just made me shit liquid doo-doo butter.

Then I went to the gym and felt much better.