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i found a tiny tick burrowed in my chest

ewwwww

dont get lyme's. plus the bites are horrid. i spent 3 nights in a hostel and ended up with like 50 bites. seriously.

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i am so tired and i read this as

i found a tiny dick burrowed in my chest this morning

and thought, 'wtf clopek'

but

then i re-read

omg i work in an hour and 15 minutes i might watch tv..

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ewwwww

dont get lyme's. plus the bites are horrid. i spent 3 nights in a hostel and ended up with like 50 bites. seriously.

this is why i don't stay in hostels.

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superfuture singapore™ is the place for kickass plebian food and B.A.L.L.A. socialising. high crass.

more later when azn8oi gets up. if his room mate doesn't teabag him first...

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slinknnnnnnnnnnnnnn me to theh who he drunk thrad no can find it

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superfuture singapore™ is the place for kickass plebian food and B.A.L.L.A. socialising. high crass.

more later when azn8oi gets up. if his room mate doesn't teabag him first...

he gonna get mad bean sprouts!

i almost got too carried away with drinking last night. Gotta love an open bar.

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got into a fight last night.

this drunk white bitch was hassling this homeless dude. i told her to show her tits or gtfo, like how that one artificialguy always say. she said some stupid shit, so i told her to suck my dick. she got belligerent and all up in my personal space. so i deemd it necessary to give her a little push which caused her to fall and trip over the unconscious spread eagled bum. she tried to take a couple of swings at me, but i was able to dodge them since she was all fucked up. was too many people around...should have knocked drunk white bitch out, raped, killed and left the body in a pineapple patch.

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^ not for me, im sick. im bored as fuck but that is out weighed by the being sick to actually do anything.

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he gonna get mad bean sprouts!

i almost got too carried away with drinking last night. Gotta love an open bar.

bean sprouts is a story we only tell visitors :o

gbc, who started it? scandalous...

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got into a fight last night.

this drunk white bitch was hassling this homeless dude. i told her to show her tits or gtfo, like how that one artificialguy always say. she said some stupid shit, so i told her to suck my dick. she got belligerent and all up in my personal space. so i deemd it necessary to give her a little push which caused her to fall and trip over the unconscious spread eagled bum. she tried to take a couple of swings at me, but i was able to dodge them since she was all fucked up. was too many people around...should have knocked drunk white bitch out, raped, killed and left the body in a pineapple patch.

thats definitely not a fight.

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I wouldn't even tried to swing.. jmat.. unless you want to take on like 4-5 guys .. you know how them guys try to be heroes.

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got into a fight last night.

this drunk white bitch was hassling this homeless dude. i told her to show her tits or gtfo, like how that one artificialguy always say. she said some stupid shit, so i told her to suck my dick. she got belligerent and all up in my personal space. so i deemd it necessary to give her a little push which caused her to fall and trip over the unconscious spread eagled bum. she tried to take a couple of swings at me, but i was able to dodge them since she was all fucked up. was too many people around...should have knocked drunk white bitch out, raped, killed and left the body in a pineapple patch.

Only in Hawaii.

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I've been having too much fun the past few months since I graduated…been traveling to different cities and meeting tons of people…now I feel like I haven't really been productive.

OH BUT I HAVE.

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i wasn't paying attenshun and i poured cereal into my tea cup at first

instead of the bowl

wasn't the first time either.

and that is like my fifth bowl.

x.x

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i'll have to drag my roommate along to complete the meetup trifecta but I reckon we're good for that.

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Fuck, i wanted to play beerpong last night. Damn amateurs were playing 10cup and they all sucked so in the span of 2-3 hours only about 3-4 games actually happened. This girlie i was talking to wanted to play with me because i promised victory. That's what you get for letting youngns run shit (now that i graduated and am in grad school i act even more superior around undergrad scum)

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