superconfessional

[chronoaug]

Shit. I need to start lifting i think. I don't really have much time to go to the gym. Need to do shit around the house with dumbells or run or something. I'm gonna finish the fuck out of that pizza in about an hour

[Leonard Leroy]

Ya I dumbbell it too. I have a bootleg set up. Cheap, smallass bench from years ago and scattered weights. I can't go up in the weight i lift because I'm pretty much using everything I have already that could fit on the dumbbells.

[keagan]

Once someone seriously says "hella" i know that I can forget about them

uselessfagotssejet

[chronoaug]

I need a bench or something. Don't really have room for it though. I just need to find some kind of plan i can do around my house (only have 2 dumbells) or the neighborhood running or some shit. I'm not getting that much bigger, but i'm definitely getting softer

[samsikle]

i just had in n out for lunch. it always sounds like a good idea at first, but i always feel funny afterwards

[bouwnt]

I need a bench or something. Don't really have room for it though. I just need to find some kind of plan i can do around my house (only have 2 dumbells) or the neighborhood running or some shit. I'm not getting that much bigger, but i'm definitely getting softer

it's easy to maintain fitness (and not risk injury for the inexperienced) with isometrics. body weight workouts

[freecat]

It's 1.45am and i'm eating my second Mars bar... i feel bad about it.

[JohnnyRed]

Once someone seriously says "hella" i know that I can forget about them

uselessfagotssejet

obviously not from the bay

when shit's hella cutty there's no other way to say it

[mrip]

i just had taco bell for lunch. it always sounds like a good idea at first, but i always feel like shit afterwards

fixed for you

[samsikle]

^^ or dennys which i haven't had for a while for that very reason

[riotC]

was feeling quite down but after looking at sportfreak , i cheered up in an instant .

[RFKorp]

I ate so much mexican food tonight. It was so good but now I'm so stuffed that I feel sick....

[mrchariybrown]

was feeling quite down but after looking at sportfreak , i cheered up in an instant .

sportsfreak's smile cures the moppies, world hunger, lyme disease, and cancer

[discofuture]

I have a question for you guys. I was recently deployed to Korea for awhile (I love it!) so I dumped my boring white gf so I can have free reign over asian pussy. I made up some story about getting back when I come back and she totally fell for it (lol!). But when she saw pics of me and Sun-hi on my xanga (check it out!) she burned all of my clothes before she sent them to me AND she keyed my Civic.

how do I retaliate?

[chronoaug]

What the fuck is a xanga? This pinoy girl had one when i went to high school. Is it a pinoy thing?

[wesc]

well i see no Sun-Hi on your xanga. soooo cant confirm if your burnt clothes and key'd car was worth it. soooooooo.. cant answer that question till i see the bizzy

[dismalfuture]

Where the fuck are the pictures of Sun Hi? neg rep.

[discofuture]

Ok well, there wasn't actually a picture of me AND Sun-hi...'cause like we haven't met in person yet. But I feel like I've known her my whole life.

here's the pic she sent me:

that's her bf...but I don't think they're that serious.

[mrchariybrown]

where kop 11 year old asian bitches?

[conan.]

huh? this is so confusing

[maxlin]

dismalfuture + onemancult

[ghostdeini]

so I got dumped a little over two weeks ago, but this girl and I continue to see each other and basically everyone is telling me it is an awful idea and that I am wasting my time and she is being terrible to me. I hung out with her today and it later occurred to me that I need to stand up for myself. I thought superfuture would be proud of me if I decided to call her up tomorrow and tell her that she's a bitch and that I'm done with this shit 4 real.

[bouwnt]

by making this post it's clear you're still pussified. don't call her. don't do shit. don't write her don't text her, don't answer the door when her mother comes over with coffee cake.

don't

do

shit

if you know her sister, fuck her

if you know her mother's sister, you better believe she's gettin fucked too.

[ghostdeini]

for real? I kind of wanted to go about this in a more polished manner than "burn bridge completely"

[bouwnt]

totally.

women are like cats. you treat them with respect and they'll shit in your boots.

u gotta tape this pussy's paws up.

...DAT'S A MET-A-PHOR

[samsikle]

if you wanted to burn bridges, you'd do it without feeling the need to say goodbye

[landho]

for real? I kind of wanted to go about this in a more polished manner than "burn bridge completely"

In my salad days, I dated this girl and then things went bad. I asked her why she was such a bitch, and she said, "I guess I'm just a bitch." Completely unsatisfying.

Since then, I've become more adept at burning bridges. Here are some things I've said that have led to bridges being burned:

• "You're a parody of a Cure song."
  
• "You're like a tapeworm."
  
• "Get out of my car."
  
• "Just because you ask me to do something doesn't mean I fucking have to do it."
  
• "I don't want a girlfriend. This is just a booty call."
  
• "I'll never apologize! Never! Never!"
  
• "You're just parroting your therapist."
  
• "The Lakers will be around long after you're gone."

I hope this helps.

[azn8oi]

the use of the points is incredible.

[dismalfuture]

it really is. and landho you are a bad breaker upper, but fuck, at least have backbones.

edit: at least *we* have backbones... I meant to include myself in there, as I say some breakup lines that I think deserve plus rep in real life, yet it never arrives.

[operationjake]

landho, those are excellent.

short story time: my friend todd recently got dumped by his girl of 8 months and he was really, really pissed. pulled a bridge burning line on her the next week after she "apologized for being cruel in the breakup." he told her that it was better that they were separated, and that she was very unloving. if i may quote it correctly as he told me, "i told her she was already making me want to try men."

ahahahaha. that bitch was FUCKING pissed.