superconfessional

[salaryman]

Food poisoning is my go-to excuse to get out of anything.

Tired/hungover/want to see the Dark Knight and need to bang out of work : food poisoning.

Didn't finish a paper on Classical Chinese Poetry, need an extension: food poisoning.

Would rather watch Meerkat Manor marathon than go to cousin's wedding: food poisoning.

Supposed to spend the day with girl's parents but want to get high and go to the zoo alone instead: food poisoning.

Its the best because people never question it. Just start mentioning how many times you were in and out of the bathroom and people make it clear they don't want to know the details.

[2000dB]

there's this big food tainting thing here and I ate meat that came from the factory they had to close down.

the disease can last up to 60 days before manifesting itself or some shit too D:

livin errday like it's the last nawmean.

[2000dB]

dunno if Im gonna live to see 18.

[dismalfuture]

I was eating tomatoes during that salmonella thing like it was nothing. I've had rougher days than some bad tomatoes.

[Guest Phrost]

^newport smokers are fighters.

i bought raf today. school textbooks can wait.

[Fookums]

I spent 10 minutes typing ascii art into the facebook wall writing box thing and it ended up being fucked by formatting when i actually posted it.

fuck itttttttttt

[salaryman]

there's this big food tainting thing here and I ate meat that came from the factory they had to close down.

the disease can last up to 60 days before manifesting itself or some shit too D:

livin errday like it's the last nawmean.

don't give me that "dog ate my homework" bullshit.

[jeepster]

i'm nervous for college applications...

i use home whitening kits (the aquafresh trays for $30 realllllly fucking work)

i have just now finished getting together my shit for the supergay swap

i have wasted my labor day weekend, though i still have tomorrow (and it's a paid day off... yesssss)

i read something about jeep going to a SY concert; i is insanely jealous

they were pretty underwhelming this time around... some good tunes from the vault, but they didn't do the full Trilogy (Just Hyperstation and The Wonder) and Expressway to Yr Skull was the last song. good, but very mellow.

[keagan]

Supposed to spend the day with girl's parents but want to get high and go to the zoo alone instead: food poisoning.

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this sounds progressive enough for me to try sometime soon

[operationjake]

they were pretty underwhelming this time around... some good tunes from the vault, but they didn't do the full Trilogy (Just Hyperstation and The Wonder) and Expressway to Yr Skull was the last song. good, but very mellow.

yeah their more recent shows seem to be that way... still nice, but MAN would it have been nice to see them circa EVOL or bad moon rising. you know, them DRINKING (even fucking steve! well, bert for bad moon) and having a blast on stage... pseudo-young style.

anyways, still jealous... you lucky fuck.

edit: and to dismal, thanks for da +rep. you make-a my e-pee pee get bigger. second time, no?

[TransparentCranium]

this sounds progressive enough for me to try sometime soon

Weed brownies with friends at the zoo... >

[keagan]

no, alone and postpost modern

[keagan]

POST-POST MODERN AND WASTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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[Servo2000]

I've decided to abandon my last project, Clusterfuck of Failure in favor of my new band Witch Trials who should be releasing Post-Post Modern and Wasted sometime in '09.

[RFKorp]

I don't know if I'm supposed to go to work today. My boss is a bit of a workaholic and (like me) oblivious to holidays and crap. So when I left on thursday (I don't work for him fridays), we both said "See you on monday!" but somehow I doubt he's really in on labor day.... I feel like I should call in and find out but I really don't want to.... I need another day of rest.

[mrip]

selective beef and I are having a torrid e-romance.

???

[Gilead]

I've got an entire week of exams I'm not ready for, I'm sick, my wrist is fucking wrecked and to top it off I'm in a pretty big depression/anxiety slump from some bad shit that went down recently that's stopping me from being able to write/draw. Someone put me out of my misery.

[mrchariybrown]

I've got an entire week of exams I'm not ready for, I'm sick, my wrist is fucking wrecked and to top it off I'm in a pretty big depression/anxiety slump from some bad shit that went down recently that's stopping me from being able to write/draw. Someone put me out of my misery.

they have a plethora of medication of just that..

and it works

[Lab]

dunno if Im gonna live to see 18.

dont stress mang

call your primary about this tho

[dismalfuture]

Lab, if I bring my sick children to you, and you say things like "yeah you're sick alright mang" and then "I dunno. You should definitely call your primary care provider mang" I'd be inclined to strangle you.

[Lab]

Lab, if I bring my sick children to you, and you say things like "yeah you're sick alright mang" and then "I dunno. You should definitely call your primary care provider mang" I'd be inclined to strangle you.

You're not supposed to give a diagnosis if you're not a doc mangggg. And I ain't in dat med shit yet.

Plus I've never seen 2000db in person nor can I check his symptoms so it would be irresponsible for me to suggest a treatment maaaaynnnnne

he should hit up his primary

you should stick to bokko dancing

also wtf you want kids? lies.

[samsikle]

SELF MOTHERFUCKING CONTROL. i had to stop myself from buying this hella cute jacket. someone tell me they're proud of me

[junglejane]

I'm proud of you!!!

(what jacket?)

[chronoaug]

i have different self control problems- I can't stop eating err'thang in sight. I already had a sandwich at about noon, and just ate half of an oven baked pizza but i still want to devour the rest of it. I can't stop eating ever these days. I kinda want to just embrace it, and size up on all my clothes. How i get pragnent?

[samsikle]

it was just some like cheapy Obey jacket. i made it look fucking awesome even though it was cheap, i just bought a jacket that i haven't even received in the mail yet

[keagan]

i have different self control problems- I can't stop eating err'thang in sight. I already had a sandwich at about noon, and just ate half of an oven baked pizza but i still want to devour the rest of it. I can't stop eating ever these days. I kinda want to just embrace it, and size up on all my clothes. How i get pragnent?

im [feeling the same way man. fuck

[2000dB]

dont stress mang

call your primary about this tho

I dont have a primary. Im in canada man, we dont have doctors.

on another note, I walked all of yesterday with a staple in my foot. More of a random though thing but too lazy to make two posts.

[Leonard Leroy]

i have different self control problems- I can't stop eating err'thang in sight. I already had a sandwich at about noon, and just ate half of an oven baked pizza but i still want to devour the rest of it. I can't stop eating ever these days. I kinda want to just embrace it, and size up on all my clothes. How i get pragnent?

I eat pizza by the pie. I can't just do a slice or two. I'm surprised I'm not

yet. I lift desperately to not become

or

[evisu 2000]

i just ate a bowl of chili but i'm still hungry as fuck

will probably get a burger

so fat

[Leonard Leroy]

I eat so much peanut butter lately. holy fuck. Did I say this already? Its true though.