superconfessional

[B-Dawg]

:oI'm seeing a Weird Al concert tonight

[marie]

I was so bored after the dorm firedrill and so uninterested in doing my work that I shot an awful WAYWT.

if it's the one you posted I think it's good

I like your closets, whoever said it first was right, nice dorm considering.. it's a dorm

[Cordwinder]

Oh dude. the whole thing is so fucked its unbelievable. and all the people I talk to are pretty much backed into a corner going "It's not us! It's customs!"

WELL I CANT FUCKING TALK TO CUSTOMS AND YOU CAN

then bitch starts telling me nylon is a substance that the Canadian Food Inspection Agency has jurisdiction over. yeah, on what fucking planet does nylon fall under the "Animals additives or vegatbles" category?

Bitch got an absolute earful from me and promised to call me back. I don't think she will.

From wikipedia

Nylon is a generic designation for a family of synthetic polymers known generically as polyamides and first produced on February 28, 1935 by Wallace Carothers at DuPont. Nylon is one of the most commonly used polymers.

Shit... didn't realize nylon was considered food in Canada...

I think you should harass them till you get your package. They are hoping you give up so they can re-sell on ebay.

[freecat]

harass them by throwing rocks, bring your friends to do a sitting in front of the custom office, do a hunger strike.

[Tyro1]

this is a great idea. i'm on my way there now. wish me luck.

yo, you dont need luck when you got KUNK!

[aitsuka]

I'm attracted to young high school girls

[branespload]

WUT HAZ I BEKUUUUUUUM

I just found a tape measure and discovered I'm a 34" waist at the hip.

My sz 29-30 denimz haz lied to meee

[m1sterko]

WUT HAZ I BEKUUUUUUUM

I just found a tape measure and discovered I'm a 34" waist at the hip.

My sz 29-30 denimz haz lied to meee

you measruing the widest part?

[branespload]

I'm measuring where my pants sit.. Q_Q my sexfhs are also about 17" across.

damn you, tacos al pastor

[jeepster]

if it's the one you posted I think it's good

I like your closets, whoever said it first was right, nice dorm considering.. it's a dorm

I got a corner room, so its roomier, but if you were in here... you wouldn't think it was as nice.

also: I ignored reading a 26 page article that I need to have done for tomorrow in favor of meeting two cool girls from my floor and we made fun of bros for like... an hour.

good times. college.

[Guest]

hmm jeeps life makes me actually want to go to school

... naaaaahhhhh

[B-Dawg]

:oI'm seeing a Weird Al concert tonight

Update: It was teh best concert evar.

[sushijerk]

For some reason I find fat little asian kids to be HILARIOUS.

[branespload]

^ yo times are tough as a fat azn babby, don't laugh.

[mpcec]

Folks under 21 are allowed to have alcohol. It just needs to be closed and in the trunk.

I'm pretty sure it depends on the state you are living in.

[Thorns]

its been two weeks since I've pulled a girl and its fucking killing me. I anticipated the bars being packed when all the college kids went back, but apparently I'm wrong.

[Darkadious]

I'm attracted to young high school girls

i don't think it's a confession when i'm sure at least 90% of the males on this forum feel the same way

[selaviso]

i was trying to hook up with my drug dealers girlfriend last night...lets just say i think i get to smoke for free from now on.

[High Monika]

^ I don't see how this logically follows. He respects you trying to bone his girlfriend? She's going to steal his shit and you're both going to get stabbed?

i don't think it's a confession when i'm sure at least 90% of the males on this forum feel the same way

"as Marc Maron says, 'Of course we want to fuck 14 year-old girls. That’s why there’s a law!' "

[ProfMonnitoff]

Are you a really shitty driver or something?

yeah, just got my license two weeks ago. not sure how the hell i even passed the driving test.

[julzkind]

i took some m-360 pills from my uncle last night....he just had heart surgery a couple weeks ago.

he had a couple bottles. i will be back there to stock up.

[broneck]

i don't think it's a confession when i'm sure at least 90% of the males on this forum feel the same way

yo aitsuka's a chick though, no? scissor pics plz

confession - i got belligerently drunk last night (still am drunk, at work) and some skank tried to dance with me at absinthe. i kept trying to get around her and she kept getting in my face, so eventually i said

"hey, ugly chick. fuck off! i'm not dancing with you! you're ugly!"

then i went upstairs. 10 minutes later she threw a vodka water in my face. i found her in the crowd shortly thereafter and dumped my entire Labatt 50 on her. I got thrown out of Absinthe for the first time in my life.

[jeepster]

yo aitsuka's a chick though, no? scissor pics plz

confession - i got belligerently drunk last night (still am drunk, at work) and some skank tried to dance with me at absinthe. i kept trying to get around her and she kept getting in my face, so eventually i said

"hey, ugly chick. fuck off! i'm not dancing with you! you're ugly!"

then i went upstairs. 10 minutes later she threw a vodka water in my face. i found her in the crowd shortly thereafter and dumped my entire Labatt 50 on her. I got thrown out of Absinthe for the first time in my life.

man, in america, we dont just pour the drink on them, we beat their asses too.

[ROYALEFATALE]

man, in america, we dont just pour the drink on them, we beat their asses too.

ahahahahhhh

[salaryman]

real classy.

[sistersuzie]

I haven't gone to work in two days without calling off.

I should be fired on Tuesday or something like that.

And I don't feel bad at all about it.

[artificialsky]

I'm attracted to young high school girls

shocked. SHOCKED.

[landho]

yo aitsuka's a chick though, no? scissor pics plz

confession - i got belligerently drunk last night (still am drunk, at work) and some skank tried to dance with me at absinthe. i kept trying to get around her and she kept getting in my face, so eventually i said

"hey, ugly chick. fuck off! i'm not dancing with you! you're ugly!"

then i went upstairs. 10 minutes later she threw a vodka water in my face. i found her in the crowd shortly thereafter and dumped my entire Labatt 50 on her. I got thrown out of Absinthe for the first time in my life.

Once, I was at a show. I was dancing near the front, as I am wont to do at shows. After the song finished, this chick that was next to me turned and threw her drink at me! Just flung it at me, all over my torso. Apparently, I was rocking out a little too hard and kept jostling her, and she didn't appreciate that.*

So she turns around and leaves. In an attempt to save face, I start waving my arms as if I'm shooing her away and also start yelling at her: "Get out of here, you stinker! Stinker! Get out of here! You stink!" I wanted to make it seem as if I was getting the better of it; she was in a bind, of course. Either she leaves and looks like she's just doing what I tell her, or she stays and remains in my insufferable presence. She leaves. The crowd jeers at her. My male friends applaud me, my female friends are horrified. Story of my life.

*Why the hell would you be near the front at a show if you didn't expect to be jostled?

[broneck]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude...epic story for several reasons, but mostly the vocabulary.

"jostled"

"wont"

"stinker"

who uses the word stinker

amazing

[the Repeater]

surprise surprise no moral highground of dudes over chicks in superconfessional