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jesus christ you kids repped the hell out of lindarrrrrrrrrr.

I should post pics of myself as a skinny asian chick and I could probably give cotton duck a legit run for his fucking money.

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jesus christ you kids repped the hell out of lindarrrrrrrrrr.

I should post pics of myself as a skinny asian chick and I could probably give cotton duck a legit run for his fucking money.

i almost fell for the "legs that go for days" rep trap

lindarrrr, if you want some of my e-peen juice.......pm me some spicy pics of where the legs end........... :D

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lul. this is wat happens when a new girl on sufu posts up with skirts. ppl be creeepppin out of the wood work

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i almost fell for the "legs that go for days" rep trap

lindarrrr, if you want some of my e-peen juice.......pm me some spicy pics of where the legs end........... :D

you meeeeeannnnn... begin ? or do you have a weird foot fetish.

please don't answer.

.. bye.

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i almost fell for the "legs that go for days" rep trap

i've seen dolly's rep screen, you fall for it often sonny

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you meeeeeannnnn... begin ? or do you have a weird foot fetish.

please don't answer.

.. bye.

haha

touchit...i mean touche

where her golden skinned legs BEGIN!!!

i've seen dolly's rep screen, you fall for it often sonny

dolly's already sent me the pics ;)

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of her feet? i'm confused.

dolly mentioned you get confused, its ok, i understand you just moved out of mommy's womb........you need to stick your little mountie in her maple syrup pot.....not in between her toes (where i'm sure he fits comfortably)

pm me if u need further details..........

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this is a great idea. i'm on my way there now. wish me luck.

Rick is down with that shit, if you went in to the store and went "Yo, where's rick"

the other guy would be all like "hey bro, he chills in Paris, ya hear?"

and then you would look at him fiercely,

and he would whimper slightly, but then find some resolve and meet your stare,

and then you would drop your pants and proceed to suck your own dick while whipping your own bare arse,

then rick would come out of the back room and go, "you have taught me to be a better man, let me custom make you a jacket"

And you'd go "mmmph ar gurgle ahhhh"

then rick would smile, and wink, and you would feel dirty and ashamed, but at least you would have the rick ownes leather you wanted.

(during the rick conversation, the shop boy un did his fly, and was about to wank it, but couldnt get it up due to the immense shame he felt.)

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my fucking rage that subsided overnight is coming back. just got this email.

"This entry was rejected by Canada Customs, they need CFIA (Canadian Food Inspection Agency) approval to import in to Canada.

Ann-Marie Parkes-Perkins

DHL Canada"

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I hate my ex-girlfriend.

I broke up before we both went off to the same college...

Now, it seems like every person I meet has already heard about me and how big of an asshole I am before I've ever talked them.

what-a-bitch.

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damn Clopek this case is getting really serious.

my serious advice is to break in at night with a crowbar and some rope, wearing a black hoodie that zips to the top, get your fucking package, and run fast to escape the dogs.

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Oh dude. the whole thing is so fucked its unbelievable. and all the people I talk to are pretty much backed into a corner going "It's not us! It's customs!"

WELL I CANT FUCKING TALK TO CUSTOMS AND YOU CAN

then bitch starts telling me nylon is a substance that the Canadian Food Inspection Agency has jurisdiction over. yeah, on what fucking planet does nylon fall under the "Animals additives or vegatbles" category?

Bitch got an absolute earful from me and promised to call me back. I don't think she will.

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raf simons causing blood to spill in canada

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i forgot my wallet at home today so i drove to work and back without a license. ive never been this nervous in my life.

I drive without my license a fair amount of the time. It really isn't that big of a deal, just don't drive fast, and it's not a huge penalty if you get caught.

Driving with alcohol when you're under 21, that's kind of nerve wracking.

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i forgot my wallet at home today so i drove to work and back without a license. ive never been this nervous in my life.

seriously? most times I drive I don't have any form of license or ID on me. The only times I've remembered it are if I'm gonna need my wallet somewhere. Is it intense in Austria (wherever you live...)

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i forgot my wallet at home today so i drove to work and back without a license. ive never been this nervous in my life.

I've done that lots of times, or had alcohol in the car whilst being <21. I've never been pulled over nor in an accident however, so I guess I'm just pushing my luck.

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i cracked a policeman in the head with a half empty bottle of magic once, and didn't get detention or nothin,

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