superconfessional

[Egpt]

what's your height whitney?

[m1sterko]

strange, on the day i quit... i gonna use my employee benefit for once :x

p.s. i think whitney 5'2

just a guess.

[whitney]

5'4

it's not super tight either..thoughout the leg it fits exactly like denim for me..only difference is bum area there's no pocket :|

[jeepster]

5'4

it's not super tight either..thoughout the leg it fits exactly like denim for me..only difference is bum area there's no pocket :|

appple bottom jeeeeenz

bootz w/ da furrrr

whitney's got dem lurkerz

lukin @ hurrr

she hit da flow

next ting ya know

shawty got low low low low low low

low.

yes?

[Leonard Leroy]

I'm the most gracious, low-maintenence house guest except for the fact that my hunger is insatiable.

I feel bad about it, and I don't really anything most of the time even when my stomach is growling. Until someone offers a meal and I gobble it up like a hungry, hungry hippo.

[salaryman]

I cut my hair yesterday morning ....with children's craft scissors

This is crazy talk.

[Leonard Leroy]

I used to cut my own hair with steak scissors.

[Egpt]

5'4

it's not super tight either..thoughout the leg it fits exactly like denim for me..only difference is bum area there's no pocket :|

you're not that short, i guess you're just very slightly below average.

i would advise you against wearing them as pants unless your top covers your bum (a long top or short dress)

[whitney]

This is crazy talk.

I've actually cut my own hair..twice

but not with children's sisscors..that is some mad skills there

@ egyt yah I wear pretty long tees or tops sometimes so that's when I plan on wearing them..I'm not short at all if compared to American standards (I'm average) but most pants/jeans I'd have to get it tailored--which i'm too lazy to do so so I'd have em dragged on the floor or rolled up

I guess now ya'all know why I prefer skirts..

[salaryman]

I used to cut my own hair with just the buzzer or clippers thing, whatever you call it. It was easy because I'd just cut it all off the same length.

Then one time I was abnormally intoxicated while doing it, and nicked the hell out of the back of my skull, leaving a weirdly perfect star-shaped bald spot. It looked like I had done it on purpose so I embraced the idea. Put in two more stars plus some Vanilla Ice racing stripes on the side. That was the smoothness.

[Yardsale]

This is crazy talk.

so much fale. you can't see the back, but it's terrible you can see the sides are uneven. ugh fuck my life gonna ask a coworker to try and fix it tomorrow

[mrip]

buzz cut time

[salaryman]

nahhhh. its no vanilla ice, but I've seen worse.

just keep killing 'em with that debonaire stare.

[sistersuzie]

we were just talking shit about fuuma, don't worry

i wasn't worried! i just like being able to follow what's going on as much as i can.

[samsikle]

i still feel like shit from last night. my head is aching, but at least my stomach has settled. drove home (around the corner though) hella drunk. made like 3 international calls for i don't know how long and i don't even know how i could have dialed like 20 numbers.

[bouwnt]

chen and i'm making breakfast and lunch in advance for the next five days;

[Ahlvahroe]

toward teh beginning of this year i got really sick, i had a bad throat infection that got to the point that the pain was so bad that i couldnt eat for 6 days. for teh last couple of days ive been feeling the same precursor symptoms and im hoping its not the same shit, cause i dont want to deal with that again.

[sistersuzie]

^^ do you know where it comes from?

[Ahlvahroe]

no clue. id never had anything like that before so i dont know what caused it. but i cant risk getting sick any time soon, so i hope it turns out to be nothing.

[Appleseed]

^sucks. Worst I ever had was when I got mono. My buddy got it worse tho; had a novacaine drip on his throat for the pain.

[daffy_1]

my friends girl kissed me and i kissed her back...i dont know what to do

[mrchariybrown]

my friends girl kissed me and i kissed her back...i dont know what to do

what the fuck? what kind of kiss?

[the Repeater]

I used to cut my own hair with steak scissors.

WTF is steak scissors

no suck tool exists yo kitchen shears are legit but wtf are you doing scissoring up steaks I don't get it

[salaryman]

OG goth ninja.

[m1sterko]

i didnt quit ....

upper managemnt still has its tentacle peens all over me.

[Tyro1]

my friends girl kissed me and i kissed her back...i dont know what to do

pucker up and brace your self for a punch in the face?

[mrchariybrown]

if it's the kind of kiss that I'm thinking of then yes to that (^^^)

[totally epic]

I'm juggling four boys right now...this is not going to end well. PLAYA

[Serge]

I'm juggling four boys right now...this is going to end well. PLAYA

edited for truth (7ish)

[Yardsale]

Yo anywhere you are doing blow, shouldn't have Internet access.

lots of truth in this poast.