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[Serge]

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and i figured it would be hotter aka, like that weird public porn i mad like.

[projectdenim]

SORRY I'M NOT WILLING TO DIG THROUGH THE TRENCHES FOR AN UP CLOSE SHOT OF HER VAJ.. I'VE SHOWERED ONCE ALREADY TODAY. bzzzt.

[Serge]

SORRY I'M NOT WILLING TO DIG THROUGH THE TRENCHES FOR AN UP CLOSE SHOT OF HER VAJ.. I'VE SHOWERED ONCE ALREADY TODAY. bzzzt.

You failed your duty as a guy.

[seksu!]

i am like anorexic azn and my fave show at mo is biggest loser

[albeeeezy]

^ I also r anorexic azn,

[Charlie Delta]

Update us when first thread breakage, random seams coming apart happens.

Start counting days...

H&M Peacoat Update:

Button came off and pocket has a hole in it.

A day? One fucking day?

Hahahahah, I believe that would be called off-line pnwage...

Seriously though, return it and demand money back

[Boredom]

CENSoRED! i THINK there WILL BE MORE IF WE FEED THEM MORE BOOZE.

You're running low on toilet paper

[Spastic_Koala]

She could be peeing.

[Guest]

A day? One fucking day?

Hahahahah, I believe that would be called off-line pnwage...

Seriously though, return it and demand money back

do it, i wore mine for a month before i returned it, i bought it because it was cheap and i really wanted a peacoat that day, so i had it as a coat that i wore to parties and bars so i didnt care if i got shit all over it, then returned it with loose threads everywhere and probably one solitary button

[DüM]

She could be peeing.

I think Spastic_Koala shows low reading comprehension.

(this is based on many posts)

[Serge]

A day? One fucking day?

Hahahahah, I believe that would be called off-line pnwage...

Seriously though, return it and demand money back

Meh, I ended up giving it to my little brother. It's cheep. Its getting too warm for that stuff so whatever.

[jane]

ew this girl from thefashionspot (she says) apparently has started stalking me because sometimes I wear glasses and apparently she has a sexual fetish for them. seriousely, carried on a 30 minute MSN convo with her ABOUT GLASSES.

"I love how keen you are on glasses....particularly when you dont need them" "do you wish you actually needed glasses?" "Have you had your eyes tested before?" "You go in hope of the optometrist saying "you need glasses Jane."" "do you enjoy the eye exams?" "female or male optometrist?" "So, you like a girl in glasses?"

confession; people with sexual fetishes fascinate me. (except the guy with a foot fetish who +repped me for sexy toes)

this chicks pretty scary though.

[DüM]

what does she look like?

[sean_]

i sent my first ever hate pm today.

it felt good.

[Serge]

if shes hot, do it

if not, tell her you got a guy/girl

[willy cheesesteak]

i bet she would instantly orgasm if you sent her a pic of you biting the legs of your glasses.

[jane]

thats the thing, i have no idea what 'she' looks like

HOLY GOD i just looked her up on the fashion spot, no pics but all 25 of her posts are of girls in glasses

wtf, better quit messing with her while i'm ahead, bitch is crazy. she is def. ugly.

[Serge]

thats the thing, i have no idea what 'she' looks like

HOLY GOD i just looked her up on the fashion spot, no pics but all 25 of her posts are of girls in glasses

wtf, better quit messing with her while i'm ahead, bitch is crazy. she is def. ugly.

ewww sounds nasty

but who knows, she could be a hot perv

[jane]

no way, i bet she is a he who rarely sees the light of day and is living unbeknownst to others in the basement of a lenscrafters store.

wait wait, this just in, shes logged in and is back at glasses-perving:

"So, is your optometrist a male or female?

he was molested by an optometrist in his youth, 4 sure

[Serge]

no way, i bet she is a he who rarely sees the light of day and is living unbeknownst to others in the basement of a lenscrafters store.

wait wait, this just in, shes logged in and is back at glasses-perving:

"So, is your optometrist a male or female?

he was molested by an optometrist in his youth, 4 sure

thats just weird.

i guess that happens when you give out your username to everyone.

PS.

Jane, I'm fucking jealous of your rep bar. It makes me feel like less of a man.

[projectdenim]

I almost rep'd her for knowing about animal collective but I'm too lazy.

[DüM]

I almost rep'd her for knowing about animal collective but I'm too lazy.

this is rep-worthy?

[projectdenim]

Not really, no. Just awed that someone on SuFu has heard of animal collective. Just a lame excuse and me wasting more time before my pizza arrives.

[seksu!]

everyones heard of animal collective

[Serge]

i repped her for being a girl on sufu who wasn't asian.

am i going to hell now?

[neptunecitylocal]

everyones heard of animal collective

hey i just posted about them

[samsikle]

hey i just posted about them

does this mean you want +rep too?

[neptunecitylocal]

does this mean you want +rep too?

no it was just a weird coincidence

[mr fluffernutter]

Not really, no. Just awed that someone on SuFu has heard of animal collective. Just a lame excuse and me wasting more time before my pizza arrives.

.... :eek:

what's an animal collection?

[samsikle]

.... :eek:

what's an animal collection?