superconfessional

[sistersuzie]

everybody knows the difference between dolly and cinderella, dolly is dating halifamous

cinderella is playing in the fields

[chronoaug]

Is homi hittin' dat white toronto gurl ass? I hope so. DO IT, BOY!

[Guest Phrost]

dismal dolly i've never made breakfast for a girl. only person i've made breakfast for was my mother

8 AM open my eyes

Yeah kick my bitch tell her open the blinds

And I'm, over the stove at 9

Yeah I'm cookin breakfast for the block then I let her cook mine (weezy immaculate conception)

[jeepster]

I am imagining you serving that right now, on fancy white plates that are square with the lemon all artistically drizzled around the salad, except you are in a shitty, tiny dorm room and the girl is sitting on the edge of your bed. TRU ROMANCE

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[e0d9n0b5]

anybody who wants to spearhead that unban simpboi movement just copy paste my sig!

[billy.]

He Got Banned (sportsfreak) Concepts???

[e0d9n0b5]

He Got Banned (sportsfreak) Concepts???

no i am just spearheading the movement for when he is(inevitable concept)

[billy.]

we should make the unban simp thread.

and get banned before he gets banned. (psychic concepts)

[e0d9n0b5]

we should make the unban simp thread.

and get banned before he gets banned. (psychic concepts)

i'm going to quote this post in the 'next level shit' thread, brb

[jeepster]

we should make the unban simp thread.

and get banned before he gets banned. (psychic concepts)

i'm going to quote this post in the 'next level shit' thread, brb

(I think we all know where this (meta) concept is going (meta))

[artificialsky]

no i am just spearheading the movement for when he is(inevitable concept)

wow. unbelievably meta.

[azn8oi]

I want some cashews.

[artificialsky]

step off my cashews u chink!

[wesc]

eerrrbody in the mood for some nutssssssss !

[azn8oi]

I want some cashews.

eerrrbody in the mood for some nutssssssss !

step off my cashews u chink!

I'm gonna go buy some cashews tomorrow.

[simpboi]

[azn8oi]

p4IrhgM84ec

y so seriouSHU????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jeepster]

ESPECIALLY

robert goulet

kPtpo1OuYcs

[simpboi]

p4IrhgM84ec

y so seriouSHU????!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey joker wat happen..

y so fattHY huh!? y. so....fffatttty!!!!!!!?

[TransparentCranium]

everybody knows the difference between dolly and cinderella, dolly is dating halifamous

cinderella is playing in the fields

dolly cinderella clopek and hali need to be in some four way (interchangable concept) relationship.

[mr fluffernutter]

i just used google to find out how tall dismalfuture is (and in turn how much he weighs)

[Thorns]

I actually really enjoyed Role Models

"Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs. "

[wesc]

^haha that lady got mad annoying after the repetitive i was on coke and bs deal.

[samsikle]

i just got my hair cut, but it looks EXACTLY like my hair before the cut. now without split ends ;D

[cinderella]

I want onnnnneeee

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

[m1sterko]

I want onnnnneeee

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

it actually works lol // my friend washes his car with it

[branespload]

attempting to "study" on your bed is a really, really bad idea.

[samsikle]

attempting to "study" on your bed is a really, really bad idea.

studying anywhere where you can get on superfuture is a bad idea.. reminds me, i should study for my french test it was supposed to be today, i hadn't touched the chapter at all once. thank god my professor postponed it.

[timber]

I just found a load of embarrassingly weird stuff that I wrote between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, including this massively boring screenplay about a man who dials the wrong number, apologizes and then hangs up. It a suspense film.

[tweeds]

^ or, the genesis of a pinter-esque work.