who here is drunk?

[sawn-off chef]

Sup Im Osle, Carzy!?!!?!?

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

whats good scott?! HOW YOU DOIN

[sawn-off chef]

Im Hoodd Mayhneso H0ooddd

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

OMG just came back again. friend reversed and the cops came right in front of us

told us "hey what the fuck are you doing?" my friend is like "picking up some kids" (us) and then the cops are like "this aint fucking england prick you on the wrong side of the damn road" "sorry officer" "alright have a good night"

and the same cops busted 3 parties tonight, funny stuff

[sawn-off chef]

used too much pepper on this fucking chikcn e!

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

fuck pepper, dontuse that shit

[Kemosabe]

i hate vodka buts itss cheap where i am. so what the fuck. right.

party it up on a tuesday night.

listening to madlib which is insane to listen to when your drunk., i mean it.

[mrchariybrown]

sup. I'm drunk. drnak a good bit with my mom and dad. love them. but fuck I'm druank and ate a shistload. super stuffed. damn.

[DüM]

I wasy supposed to be Drake for hallweon party tonight, but halway through i am geraldo rivera

just dnnt ask how but it worked

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

LMAO but you look nothing like him!

[DüM]

there was a wig and mustache involved

and now im eating an apple strudel and just made a messss son damn

[samsikle]

jermainewas hella texting me duuuude i think we're both well fucked up right now mmmmmkaaaaaaaaay

[mrjuby]

[chrishilton]

i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.

[cuddlysheep]

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[icandunkonu]

about to go drink until ugly girls get hot, then continue to drink until they're ugly again

[Kemosabe]

some bitches b-day celebration. lots of free alcohol. drank some vodka and OJ, rum and coke, then stole a bottle of some cheap ass wine and marched round the fucking block.

stole some christmas ornaments and got the cops called, but hid on teh roof of some school so all good.

gooooodass night.

[ken shinoda]

Been a while since I last got drunk. Too many shitz been happenin lately that I have to stay sober all the time.

Gotta get drunkz soon to keep my sanity level normal.

[alexryb]

about to go drink until ugly girls get hot, then continue to drink until they're ugly again

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"If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10

I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would work right in

A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4

But when tomorrow morning comes,

And I wake up with a number 1

I swear I'll never do it anymore."

my dad told me about this song before i went to college.

[patrill]

Hendrick's G&T

[6ixes&7evens]

raise your hand if you purpose didnt eat for the day so you could get drunk quicker and from less alcohol!

[Augustus]

meee. Had mad tequila tonight

[6ixes&7evens]

a good friend

"Man...to be honest i think your stupid sometimes..."

"I think i am stupid"

got me kinda depressed but hey life is good

[Ahlvahroe]

oh my god, im so fucking drunk right now. and i teach class in 20 minutes, fucking superbowl and the fucking army dudes that kept buying drinks

[azn8oi]

Drinking in the morning because the Superbowl was on "in the morning"

Korean concepts or something, lol.

[dranoelsy]

anyone here ever had a 4loko?

thoughts?

[lemono]

i'm fucking drunk right !. bump this thread.. holy crap

[sell veg]

big bottle of trois pistoles + no dinner + finals = ... ... ... buzzed and still stressed. and hungry. does this count for posting in this thread?

[broken_dubz]

i'm feeling it.

4 bottles of beer + 3 shots of jack.

In a pretty good place but pissed I cant get a ticket for my final year ball. The one day of the year where stuck up med school bitches let their guard down and are dtf. fuck.

[cyberPUNK]

i'm drunk. skyping a bitch.