Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[denimdestroyedmylife]

got a job now wayyyyy JAWNZ TIME!

 

o wait i don't even know what clothes are good anymore lol, 90's helmut lang, acronym shells, kolor... what else is there..

 

my work uniform is a fred perry shirt, navy incotex pants, and alden shoes

augmented seasonally with engineered garments bedford (spring/summer, or fall/winter versions, depending)

 

i love not thinking about it

[thefuture]

it my bday today on back 2 the future day so.. i feel good   :)

Edited October 21, 2015 by thefuture

[Matd]

happy birthday =]

[hooper]

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lines-the-game/id1037574363?ls=1&mt=8

 

Shamelessly plugging a game I just published to the app store. Pls support so I can pay rent. :^)

[llobey]

snitch

[david10d]

sell ur gear and jawnz

[tac0tron]

imagine a sufu without rep points

[jayrock]

individual post rep used to be hidden and you could leave comments too

 

glory days

[whitney]

Some days I just wanna beat my head against the table and than flop over but I don't have the luxury to do so.

So I take little minutes here and there to do mindless stuff, when shiet gets too kfogjsnkdkdldkdld

I miss comments too.

[whitney]

I was walking back to my boss place over in soma when I see someone carrying hella pizza boxes and a grocery bag full of alcohol so I ran up to open the door for him. But than it turns out the front desk wasn't in so no one can buzz us in (back at 7:30 apparently) but I kinda figured cos I talked to the girl before I left, J and she was gonna either rocket spoon or go out for food.

I'm standing there thinking darn.

And he busts out his key fob to go in. Ok. So he's not delivering food.

We walk to the elevator and he helps me key in so I can press my floor and than he presses his, which is P2.

Dude must have been holding it in pretty bad to not bust out and laugh at me from the look on his face.

I just played it off with a have a good night.

Seeing as how the owner of the place she's in (renting) wants to sell for 1.8 mil I can't imagine what a P2 entitles...but than there is P1, P2.

[gettoasty]

shipping a pair of shoes and finally realized why it was so heavy

 

totally forgot to take out the shoe trees... fml

 

I already reopened my package once to put in the shoe bags since i forgot the first time. 

 

omfg!

 

now the buyer is going to get a free shoe horn and shoe trees to go with it! at least he only lives 8 hours away, can't wait to see what the shipping cost will be.

 

YOU"RE WELCOME!

 

(it's fine i guess. it's not like i need some shoe trees laying around in my cluttered room. nordstrom rack always got them for cheap anyways..)

[conqueror]

americans aren't allowed to complain about shipping costs.

[gettoasty]

yes it ended up being about $13 with signature confirmation.

 

(but if you add in the shoe trees it's like $33)

 

hehh

[conqueror]

[shoreman]

Did he just give him a flying headbutt? Christ.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

I was walking back to my boss place over in soma when I see someone carrying hella pizza boxes and a grocery bag full of alcohol so I ran up to open the door for him. But than it turns out the front desk wasn't in so no one can buzz us in (back at 7:30 apparently) but I kinda figured cos I talked to the girl before I left, J and she was gonna either rocket spoon or go out for food.

I'm standing there thinking darn.

And he busts out his key fob to go in. Ok. So he's not delivering food.

We walk to the elevator and he helps me key in so I can press my floor and than he presses his, which is P2.

Dude must have been holding it in pretty bad to not bust out and laugh at me from the look on his face.

I just played it off with a have a good night.

Seeing as how the owner of the place she's in (renting) wants to sell for 1.8 mil I can't imagine what a P2 entitles...but than there is P1, P2.

 

i feel like i still don't know what's going on with this post.

[whitney]

S'kay

[whitney]

Why is it that cloud can back up everything and reload onto a new phone (just upgraded) including the badonkadonk but not my effing home wifi password?????????

Luckily I have two phones but :/ the one with wifi memorized has a cracked screen

[haploid]

damn i did not expect infinite jest to be this disappointing... 

[Fycus]

Lil B esque stream-of-consciousness writing 

[gettoasty]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

this job

 

ffffffffffffff

[whitney]

no offense, but how have you gotten as far in life as you evidently are with writing like this?

I don't get people that say no offense, followed by something that obviously is "offending" in their eyes. I mean, I didn't take offense but clearly you're already anticipating, so...that I don't get.

I realize that sometimes my writing 'style' can be awkward but it's a quirk. I can choose to write a bit more normal and dry, and maybe you're one of those grammar nazis...

That's cool.

If I were to take your question seriously; it is because I can articulate better in person. If I took more than a minute to write that post (serious, I type fast). It probably would have come out a lot better.

Just as quick as I type, my mind is able to pick up on stuff. This would be a bit harder to explain but simply put, the shiet that would take you 1 hr to do, it would take me 15, 30 at most.

I'm not trying to brag either. It's just that I'm frank and, I'd like to think a straight-shooter.

I am, however, working on my communication skills. Because everything I know is practically self taught--either through reading or observation. I learn how to pronounce shiet based on audio; was never one for trying to sound it out.

I've never paid attention in school (and I mean never, frm pre-school to college). Practically slept through all of my classes. One teacher made a remark I'll never forget. When he handed back to me that academic test they give once a year... You know, the one that the school is graded on but not you (as a student, on your report card). I finished that sucker in fifteen and just spent the rest of the hour sleeping. I think he anticipated that I would have a low score. Honestly I didn't care. But somehow I ranked in the top 5%, and he said me:

With these test results, you should be doing better in my class. (B is fine by me)

I guess it's the first time I ever had anyone other than my parents call me out on my BS.

So long-winded answer summarized for anyone whose too lazy to read all that:

Thank you for pointing out that my posts are hard to read. I think too many folks either let me pass by or don't give a shiet enough to call me out on it so, a habit is formed. Also if you ever meet me in person, I promise, I can be quite charming when I make an effort. That helps (re: getting as far as I have).

Feel free to keep giving me a hard time. But pls, drop the 'no offense'. It's only offending if you think it is; if that's the case, maybe you're better off not saying it or PMing someone directly.

[conqueror]

the bob ross twitch stream has finished.

 

 

 

[timber]

Some lady in my building threw her laundry in with mine in the dryer and then started a witch hunt searching for the 'pervert that stole her underwear' when I accidentally brought it all back up to my place. 

 

[Fycus]

but did you smell them

[timber]

What can I say, the smell of fabric softener gets me hard. 

[FutureFuture]

She was asking for it, freeloading off your dryer heat and all...

[BRICK DOM]

Hope everyone out in paris rn is safe ...

:/

[Enray]

 

i guess it makes a lot of sense but i didn't see it coming 

Edited November 15, 2015 by Enray

[whitney]

i was starting to write an email, starting with hello andrus, etc etc

but when i looked back at the beginning i realized the o never took and the email started with hell andrus.