Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[Layne]

Breaking Bad >>> God.

[on-display]

I spent around $100 to have a nice dinner with friends. I opted out of dessert then swung by mcdonald's to grab an ice cream cone for a dollar. It just felt right and tasted so good.

Edited August 14, 2012 by on-display

[ThePhysicist]

put that $1 cone on top of a 69 cent apple pie...so fucking good

[julzkind]

i can always figure out and help with everyones problems but my own.

and i don't know about taking advice from friends cause like, we're all fucking crazy so its just a different approach at crazy i guess.

[wahwho11]

I logged on to my crappy photobucket account to upload pics of things i sell. man there was a lot of things i bought/sold.

[squirtlepk]

[ojsimpson]

shin splints are keeping me awake

you probably have never had shin splints in your life

[sawyer]

I want to live the single life with a girlfriend. They say nothing is impossible...so maybe I can do it.

if you're in a city you should look into your local anarchist community, they tend to be fond of polyamory

[shinobi2000]

if you're in a city you should look into your local anarchist community, they tend to be fond of polyamory

I wouldn't be so harsh about that if I were you. Times are changing and not everyone is settling for the traditional married heterosexual monogamous social construct of perfect coupling.

[OkayOkay]

if you're in a city you should look into your local anarchist community, they tend to be fond of polyamory

what's funny is the last 2 girls I hooked up with claimed they were "polyamorous"

and then they got mad when I slept with someone else

always a "sounds good on paper concept"

[mitcho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qr0_mnJ5hw

[deafmetal]

no more pixelated vaginas. push for reform in 2013.

[wahwho11]

an ebay dispute that went my buyers way and i lost money. 2 months later, they decide it wasn't and gave me my money back. =) =) =) :o :D :D

i should paypal him a couple of cents.

[gettoasty]

ktown cowboys was so better than k-town. it was amusing and i laughed alone in my room at 2AM

[NatseOklim]

#menswear.....

[wrong_move]

mom: why are you eating eggs everyday?! all that cholesterol and fat will clog your arteries!!

me: if that was the case, then i guess your arteries are clogged already cause you eat a ton of almonds and shrimp everyday and they're high in fat and cholesterol. *shows her nutrition facts*

mom: (doesn't even look at it) but that's different!

me: how is that different?

mom: the girls at the office say they're really good for you and health magazines too!

me: um, a lot of Olympic athletes eat more than three eggs a day during training... they even say so on TV. and it's not like i don't exercise. so how is eating eggs not good for you?

mom: OH MY GOD they're gonna die young. i'm gonna tell your aunt to watch what your cousin is eating. isn't he on his school's basketball team?

a few days later, my aunt called and got mad at me for the same reason

mom science

[wahwho11]

the question is, why did you even try?

[wrong_move]

me and my big mouth.

[kelleydenham]

Just moved into the dorm. Nice dorm and good roommate. I'm lookin forward to the next few months.

[shinobi2000]

no I hear you...my mom is 72 and I still try to fight with her "mom logic"

[Mr. Rager]

hey you're so happy and not thinking about your ex or anything when a wild "Hey" texts appears. Oh look she's "talking" to some guy now. Oh remember those feelings you once had but disappeared, oh look they are appearing again and you're sad. So you listen to MBDTF and get even more sad you aren't Kanye West and can't shit on your ex's life with money, clothes, and hoes.

[fads]

^^whatever you feel kanye is not the solution

[StrangeLove]

thinking of breaking it off with this girl so i can save money and afford clothes

[okonomi]

So you listen to MBDTF and get even more sad you aren't Kanye West and can't shit on your ex's life with money, clothes, and hoes.

Thing is though, Kanye could barely shit on his exes either cause all his girls would be used to that shit. Then there's the fact that Kanye's accustomed to his status of ballerness, so he feels no more satisfaction than you do with your own status.

ergo, Kanye is no better with ex girls than you.

[lmk1995]

but what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

[sawn-off chef]

I'm tryna get a job at an airport doing baggage claim, since all I pull is women with plenty of it.

[pepper davies]

I was being a facebook chat philosopher with Robbie tonight. An extension of a conversation with Randr. Felt like posting it.

I feel like a deer in headlights. The deer is hit because of choice. Not lack of choice. Sometimes having too many options is worse than being a bird in a mineshaft.

[jayrock]

I ran into these girls tonight and they were pissed off and giving me the business after I made fun of them for taking facebook photos with a fucking canon 5d

"damn, you girls take this shit seriously, huh?"

pretty innocent statement imo

Edited August 17, 2012 by jayrock

[tac0tron]

[on-display]

Someone link me to their go to Japan proxy