Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[gettoasty]

[mr fluffernutter]

long squiggly part goes in the ass while the little spiky part massages the clit? and/or in pussy/massaging asshole

i assume this is a guess

[sawn-off chef]

Man, last night was too good. Freestyling was on point too. See you in a bit internet.

[evilgeniusdan]

how come all black isn't matchy matchy?

[OkayOkay]

I'm currently working on uploading the products to a new online adult store (I work for a marketing business who was commisioned to create the site). Apparently this thing, called the Fabulous Lover, is an anal product:

Can anyone explain to me how you're supposed to use that?

I was chatting with a buddy the other day who's a photographer and he was talking about how he can't stand doing product shots, how he'll get a job shooting a tube of lipstick and have to spend hours on hours turning it a millimeter one way or the other to get the lighting and composition right. When I look at whatever this is (and I'm starting to think it's for a guy maybe?) I'm less confused about what it is, and more amused that some regular (and prob highly introverted) photographer had to stare at it for hours, slightly turning them and spacing them a millimeter at a time and adjusting the lighting until this buttplug with spiked pad hit the light just right to get the finished shot. Talk about disconnecting.

[boy better know]

met with broneck / clopek for 4am mcd poutine, got home at 6 and my parents were already having breakfast

[andrewisdope]

Going to lunch with a friend tomorrow to discus the beginnings of a brand for his store. I might be taking a creative director role in it. Brand will be tees, then hopefully some cut and sew. I will mostly focus on developing good quality C&S. The brand will probably have strong Americana and Militaria themes. Once I get some preliminary designs goin, I might show em to you guys to get feedback.

not hating, but what a surprise.

[kelleydenham]

I went over my ideas with the dude, but he seems afraid of the costs. Gonna help him do some t-shirts, but my excitement has definitely cooled. He's even not sure about really creating a line, he more just wants to promote the store. I think I may try to do some cut and sew by myself, but IDK if it will work out. Might as well try, I guess?

[shinobi2000]

When I look at whatever this is (and I'm starting to think it's for a guy maybe?)

if it's for a guy i'm really perplexed by where that brush thing is supposed to go -- it would either hit the tail bone if pointed down, or go right into the balls sack if pointed up :-)

[e0d9n0b5]

have you ever been eating

and thought you were full

but its just your mouth thats full

[Vampyrvargfesten]

have you ever been eating

and thought you were full

but its just your mouth thats full

how much semen did you swallow

[phive-oh-won]

the other night, I tried went to a few bars with some friends and the bouncer wouldn't let one of them in because his shorts were too short. The shorts in question were a pair of baby blue and yellow vintage tennis shorts.

[boy better know]

^ actually saw a bus driver walk out of a strip club with no pants and just his uniform shirt on last night

[e0d9n0b5]

how much semen did you swallow

i dunno.. the average amount?? im not a doctor..

[lawlercopterz]

so mutha fuckin hot in the city today breh.. sweat that hangover out real quick

Edited July 15, 2012 by lawlercopterz

[blm14]

The strange thing is that it actually wasn't all that hot. The temp wasn't even above 90. It was just hella humid...

[hahapete]

I had a dream I bought six blocks of Detroit, put a giant geodesic dome over it all, and opened up a laser tag arena in it.

[julzkind]

i assume this is a guess

yes, cause the question mark. its like a hopeful guess.

if it's for a guy i'm really perplexed by where that brush thing is supposed to go -- it would either hit the tail bone if pointed down, or go right into the balls sack if pointed up :-)

wouldn't the textured part then be massaging the taint?

[mr fluffernutter]

shinobi is a kinky dude

[freecat]

I had a dream I bought six blocks of Detroit, put a giant geodesic dome over it all, and opened up a laser tag arena in it.

you need to watch "escape from new york" !

[cameron-]

[sawyer]

I had a dream I bought six blocks of Detroit, put a giant geodesic dome over it all, and opened up a laser tag arena in it.

i had a dream that the 4 horsemen held a discussion panel for the general public before the apocalypse

harold bloom was one of the horsemen

[mr fluffernutter]

if nobody has any more questions: we will begin.

[e0d9n0b5]

http://www.complex.com/style/2012/07/a-guide-to-online-mens-clothing-forums/#gallery

has anybody read this yet? im not so much interested in the superfuture write up, but the jawnz.com write up made me realize i don't remember who started that forum. it wasn't sonicvoodoo was it??

[Vampyrvargfesten]

http://www.complex.c...forums/#gallery

has anybody read this yet? im not so much interested in the superfuture write up, but the jawnz.com write up made me realize i don't remember who started that forum. it wasn't sonicvoodoo was it??

i swear complex is always like 3 years behind on everything

[lmk1995]

favorite sufu brands: mmm, thom browne, apc

[sawn-off chef]

LIFE BRU, LIFE. Jesus.

[okonomi]

Found out that my friend's German-born father used to be good friends with Jil Sander.

[phive-oh-won]

last night, I chilled with some friends while they smoked salvia. Everyone was all giggly and stuff for a while and then one girl started freaking the fuck out. At first, she was got really scared and talked about how she wanted to die. then, my friend tried to comfort her and she started screaming at him to stop. After that, she just chanted "x-box" for like five minutes. Shit was pretty crazy.

[e0d9n0b5]

last night, I chilled with some friends while they smoked salvia. Everyone was all giggly and stuff for a while and then one girl started freaking the fuck out. At first, she was got really scared and talked about how she wanted to die. then, my friend tried to comfort her and she started screaming at him to stop. After that, she just chanted "x-box" for like five minutes. Shit was pretty crazy.

lmao