official break up thread

[lil brown brother]

gotta dump my girl, she's nowhere near right for me.

I hope she's not a sobbing bitch about it.

yes.. right mind frame .. think of it as doing her a favor so when she goes somewhere in her life she wont have an anchor like you dragging her down

[haptronic]

never said she was my best friend, and obviously everything got misunderstood... im not just going after her now, i have been for a while really. you're all just gonna hate anyway, so i won't even bother trying to defend myself.

i will defend you. bunch of dumbarses in here with sexual guilt that think sex is a favour that girls do for guys, and then try and work on their game in order to get that favour.

NEWSFLASH GIRLS LIKE SEX TOO!!!

you are obviously her friend and listen and care. perhaps having sex with a friend will be exactly what she needs to feel good about herself again. any of these dudes listened to marvin gaye?

who knows maybe it will turn into more than that for you both, whatever the case the only bad thing you did was ask some dudes on the internet whether it was the right thing instead of following your instincts.

[jyoni]

I don't know, kenzie. By "not unsuccessfully," do you mean you're already hitting it?

If so, and if it's a blended context of coddling her feelings about another man while you fuck her, then that's a mess. Particularly for you if this runs as deeply as you say, because it seems to me you are what is called the "rebound." Hopefully you don't care. This will be difficult to maintain, evolve, or let go of.

[kenzie]

you guys can drop it, seriously. i put it up here mostly as a joke/just for kicks. she left for UCLA two days ago so it's all in the past now. that is, until she comes back for christmas break...

[Knugget]

she already left for ucla? lost your chance buddy. when she comes back she'll tell you about her new boy toy. ain't like she's gunna hold out for you. and this is the breakup threak, where men pour out the little emotions we have. jokes not welcomed. you probably shoulda mentioned your situation in one of the dating threads

[lil brown brother]

you guys can drop it, seriously. i put it up here mostly as a joke/just for kicks. she left for UCLA two days ago so it's all in the past now. that is, until she comes back for christmas break...

you had yr chance ...

[broneck]

i have this hideous feeling that my ex was fucking one of my friends for the last month she was in the country. a mutual friend agreed it seemed likely. pretty cool.

[koala]

i'm sorry

but really what kind of fucking friends do you have man??

[sawn-off chef]

I mean, I can relate. Doesn't mean they make GREAT friends, but they're just there sorta?

[broneck]

the shit kind, apparently.

well i mean i have awesome ones too (holla scott, homi, etc.). but a lot of shit ones.

[broneck]

Confirmation ladies and gentlemen!! My ex girlfriend fucked my good friend and sufu member (I'll leave you to guess which one!) mere days after we broke up.

Thank you, you fucking scumbag cunt!

[DüM]

well, fuck you halifamous

or gfunk

or homi

or NESK

also, scuntbag is the best, use that.

[conqueror]

need names.

[dismalfuture]

we're one big happy family. So buy a perfectly fitting leather jacket to protect yourself from the cold, cold world.

[mpcec]

world going one way, people another

[Phrost3]

was it the one that has the lil wayne avatar and dates(d) the blonde girl

[dismalfuture]

Put my hands up on yo hips, when I dip you dip we dip

[skiniks]

I can confirm that it was indeed not I (weezy voice).

[DüM]

it was cinderella

[evisu 2000]

oh shit

[DüM]

it was fuuma

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Confirmation ladies and gentlemen!! My ex girlfriend fucked my good friend and sufu member (I'll leave you to guess which one!) mere days after we broke up.

Thank you, you fucking scumbag cunt!

Aw shiiiiieeeeet. This thread just got real.

[evisu 2000]

i actually think i know who it is

[Phrost3]

hammurabi's code of law condones hollering at his sister/girl/ex-girl/cousin and then posting results on facebook for all to see

[Spaghettini]

Confirmation ladies and gentlemen!! My ex girlfriend fucked my good friend and sufu member (I'll leave you to guess which one!) mere days after we broke up.

Thank you, you fucking scumbag cunt!

damn that.

[dismalfuture]

we're one big happy family. So buy a perfectly fitting leather jacket to protect yourself from the cold, cold world.

back to the future 1234

[Spaghettini]

was it the tall dude with the lyle lovett haircut?

[thomas_collins]

you guys can drop it, seriously. i put it up here mostly as a joke/just for kicks. she left for UCLA two days ago so it's all in the past now. that is, until she comes back for christmas break...

Yo that's my school. Give me digits so I can "listen" to her "problems".

Also: Jesus Christ, that is so fucked clopek. And that horrible horrible blood boiling feeling you must be having. The worst. Fuck.

[dismalfuture]

This is now the best threak on the sufu now

[mpcec]

clopek im down for jumping this doude just FYI lemme know whats good