Koreans I need your help!

[Ichigo100%]

This thread delivers on so many levels..

Intercultural communication at its finest

[mrip]

just lock this thread now

ichigo 100% found it

[DaBestSpoona]

This thread delivers on so many levels..

Intercultural communication at its finest

You dont belong here theres no mention of cosplay, manga, anime or videogames.

[Ichigo100%]

Im not here for that bullshit, those jokes are gettin fuckin old straight up..

[azn8oi]

it aint a joke when it da troof.

[Ichigo100%]

Look, I'm not tryna provoke any stupid arguments over this whole bullshit, I was told by another user to check this thread out because it related to a comment I had made in another thread..

[BBC]

Enough bitching and more bitches. Get back to the topic, I'm waiting for some more wise words by Dismal.

[dismalfuture]

I'm spent, somebody get me wet nap.

[Lab]

Gotdamn Indiana Jones movie

Prarie dogs n' fire arts n' bullshit

Held in my piss for like 55 minutes. That's right. Waterfalls didn't help either.

Kept lookin' at that kid's boots, was hoping Cotton Duck would show up in a plane or steampunk a Russian into the canopy with like pipes and other rusty things that produce gas n' fog n' butter pecan ricans and all that good stuff

I fuckin' hunger for knowledge, Dismal, that's what this movie taught me. While I was drinking whiskey. Can't stop now, man.

Help raj crystal skullfuck a bitch

[dismalfuture]

If I was allowed to hit the bottle again myself, this thread would've gone alot faster and been more entertaining. (0)

[Lab]

Ah well.

Did you hear back from the publisher yet? You still gonna write that book?

[dismalfuture]

I was lying. I'm too lazy to cop publishing deals for any of my books apparently.

If I did write a book on how to pickup Korean girls, I'd have to pull a Rushdie, because I'd have people like daydream and all of the other militant Korean cockblockers out to lynch me for selling out their wimminz. (0)

Beyond that, I'd have all these angry readers who'd read the book and go out thinking Korean girls would instantly float their way, but end up with at best, a kick in the nuts probably. I'd probably get a 1/5 star rating on Amazon from all these troll-y looking guys who are angry at me.

[Lab]

I dunno, still might be a good idea. At least it will encourage/motivate the cockblockers to do somethin' else. Anything's better than some third-wheel cunt. Either they don't get the picture, or doing it on purpose, like a fuckin Jew dragon desperately trying to hoard ingots of Jew gold in his lavishly Jew cave.

And amazon reviews...sometimes I prefer the airhead opinions of the average soccer mom to the pompous pseudo-intellectual "Real Name" analyses. If I was looking for a cookbook to get my curry on, I don't want an elaborate historical review of jogolia spices...

[dismalfuture]

I once long ago had an amazing cookbook collection that was half bought at the discount bookstore that's on the same floor as the Joyce outlet in Hong Kong, and the other half were Japanese titles I bought in Seoul. Mama's Cafe, that's me bitch! The cookbook collection makes for a nice diversion when you have girls over, they see that shit and they'll stay over for a week.

[Lab]

Nice. I'm always looking for more influences. Last one I kopped was in Hindi, so it's been tough reading...

I can't stand cooking for women though. At least the stuck-up ones here. Even if it's some ethnic obscure Ethiopian dish, they'll still criticize it for being inauthentic. I'm like, I cooked it in a kitchen, not a mud hut. You want me to add some feces and AIDs to the dish?

[dismalfuture]

I'd recommend Food Network's series, they have a couple titles of 'easy cooking' and they're full of enormous photos; +1 with the ladies. If you get talked into making something from the book, at least they're easy and quick recipes, and they don't require ingredients you have to travel the world for.

I had this Japanese book of youshoku recipes, and of course the pictures were pornographically spectacular and girls would come over begging me to make stuff from it, but I found myself in the City Super in Tsim Sha Tsui buying cans of Heinz Japanese-style demiglace sauce when I lived in Seoul, and thought to myself, 'is this worth it?'

[dismalfuture]

One morning, after deflowering some girl and having some slow uninspiring morning sex, I had to get her out of my house and leave her at the bus stop around the corner from my apt, because I was meeting up with my friend to go grocery shopping at Costco. I've never seen a girl look so hollow as I did when I was whizzing by her standing there at the bus stop, me in a taxi holding like 5 of those bright blue reusable Costco bags.

[Lab]

Yeah, some of the books I keep around just build up expectations too much. Specific ingredients that I'd have to kopp at an imports store 15min away. I'm def gonna take a look at those FN books. Kinda odd I didn't think of that channel in the first place.

Are you gonna keep using that youshoku recipe book? Sounds worth it, I think...but maybe not material for every occasion.

EDIT: Just read your second post...gotdamn, that's cold. You ever see her again?

[dismalfuture]

I don't have that book anymore, sadly. I'll eventually have to find another copy of it, it's titled 洋食レシピ if you want to cop, it has a big omurice on the cover. The recipes written by the people at Tsuji. You need to have Japanese demiglace sauce for half of the recipes in that book though, they're either topped in it, or for some things like beef stew or curry, made of it.

That girl, I never did see her again. She was my girlfriend's friend, so I heard like a week later that she was out on the blind dating circuit trying to find a boyfriend.

[Lab]

Hmm, might not be hard for me to get the sauce. There's a Japanese import shop here too. It's no Mitsuwa, but it'll do. Tried googling the book and looks like I could get it off Rakuten or something.

[dismalfuture]

Yeah, that's it. I think the recipes are nice, but like I said a lot of the key recipes call for demiglace, and they hope you extend the canned stuff by taking a can and adding it to bacon and veggies, and beef stock. It has a recipe for making ketchup from scratch that you're supposed to use in the omurice, etc. The recipes are mad elaborate if you do it the right way, but the pictures in that book make panties wet so you feel obligated to make them the long way.

[dismalfuture]

Lab, I recommend picking this book up as well, the one I was talking about earlier:

You can buy it alone, or it comes in a 2-title box set with another book I forgot the title of.

This book and the omurice book, they make the ladies moan.

[Lab]

Lab, I recommend picking this book up as well, the one I was talking about earlier:

You can buy it alone, or it comes in a 2-title box set with another book I forgot the title of.

This book and the omurice book, they make the ladies moan.

Make 'em moan better than a BB click wheel can? That'd be sweet. Yeah, I'll def. kopp. Thanks for the info. I've been trying to find some recipes on shabu shabu too...I can probably just google that.

[dismalfuture]

I'm not sure about the cookbooks vs. BB click wheels, but this is how I live the life + live the dream. Some guys go out and stock up on Rohypnol, I go out and buy good breakfast tea and glossy full-color cookbooks instead.

[Lab]

Some kids spend their nights clutchin' a Nyquil bottle, drinkin' mint Listerine, soberin' up at an IHOP, or watchin' TV reruns just to hear the comforting sound of another human voice. Me? I treat my insomnia with a page full of Sufu posts about omurice, virgin bitches, and Amazon reviewers. It's been good man. I gotta peace though. Stayin' up in the lib all tomorrow, crackin' books like an Indy whip.

[dismalfuture]

One day, my friend's girlfriend came back from a trip to Shanghai, and she'd bought her boyfriend a set of those cheap little wooden dolls that you buy at airport souvenir shops. Like 5 little wooden dolls in cheongsams on a wooden plank.

By the end of the night, my friend was like 10 drinks in and I ended up having to carry the little dolls around so they didn't get left somewhere. We end up in this electro club, and I'm standing there at the bar nursing my drink in one hand, and dolls in the other. I just stood there and laughed at all these girls dancing, and in the 10 minutes I was there, I think like 5 girls approached me. I probably wouldn't make a habit of carrying around dolls to clubs, but it did underscore the value of props. You can wear swathes of Dior Homez or Rick Owens head to toe, but honestly, a $3 airport souvenir will probably get you more pink stuff.

[dismalfuture]

Little bedtime story for you there, Lab.

[Lab]

Was a damn good one too.

Although, I have managed to pull bitches while wearing RO. But gothic oversized black hoodies and drapey, clingy cotton tees just don't scream "I'm built like Apollo, and I'mma tear those feminine bits open like a Kraft mac box on a rainy Sunday afternoon" y'know? Not exactly something I'd wear to a club.

Night, yo, and thanks for the story.

[djrajio]

Stop fucking up my thread talking about omlets and shit!

So Korean bitch finally e-mailed me back after like 5 days. But seriously I could give a fuck cuz I've been working 14+ hour days and then studying til midnight every fucking day this week and I'M FUCKING DRAINED. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo, I read the e-mail and her Japanese is wack. Like not BAD wack but CUTE wack.

BUT I SEE TWO RED FLAGS:

1) She stressed the fact that she never comes to Tokyo. I hope this is just a translation issue cuz the wording in Japanese is very cold.

2) She tells me she has a boyfriend.

So here's the dowsey. The e-mail is fucking long. Really long and specific about her life and asking me questions about mine. So I'm thinking she either thinks this is some plutonic e-mail friendship thing or she's hella crazy.

So I double or nothing it.

Write back a hella long e-mail trying to get deeper into her life and then just pop the question: ask for her digit and lets hang out.

Below is the e-mail but I removed her name. I also bolded the area of interest but honestly I'm not gonna sweat this one anymore. I'm hella stressed out right now.

WILL KEEP Y`ALL UPDATED ON HER RESPONSE.

私の韓国名前はXXXXXXです .

元々名前は他の名前、李現景でした。

お父さんが私が娘に生まれて少しがっかりして二番目は必ず息子が生まれなさいとイ・ヒョンギョン　李現景とつけました .

しかし二番目も妹さんが生まれたしお父さんはサウナに行くたびにさびしがります.

兄弟がいるんですか ?

私は横浜ホテル観光学と言う学校に通う妹さんと一緒に住んでいます.

ある人々は全然違うようだったと言われる時もありますが大部分の人々にすごく似ていると言われてます。

私の故郷は慶州と呼ばれる観光地です..

文化遺跡地が多いけど実は若い人々が住むには少し不便で楽しさがないですね..

あまりにも遊ぶどころがないのが残念です。

韓国の人々はアメリカ生活に対するあこがれを持っています.

もちろん私もそうですね.

アメリカに必ず一度行って見るのが私の今年目標です.

アメリカへ行くためには気難しいビザ手続きを通さなければならないので実は良い職場を持っていなかったり結婚をしてない未婚女性はアメリカへ行くのがすごく大変です。

私は東京にはよく行かないですね。。

前は友達がいてたまに遊びにいきましたが、クラブ遊びはあまり好きじゃないので。。

行くチャンスがないですね。。

仕事に対するセミナーがあるときじゃないと大部分横浜で仕事をします.

金融界仕事はとても大変のようですが。。どうですか ?

私もファンドを 3個を持っていますが最近少し心配です.

金融界に対してはよく分からないので勉強をして見たいです.

いくら貯金,積金を持ってもファンドや株式のように利益を得ることができないからです..

本を買って読んではいるのに私にはとても退屈でばかりします.

多分絵がなくてそうかも..^^;;

サルサですか?

私も実は学び始めて3ヶ月しかなってない初級者です.

運動が好きではないので踊りを学んで見ようと捜している途中、学生がサルサを一緒に学びませんかと言われて始めたですが学生たちが皆途中にやめました.

それで一人で学びに通ったりしてました。

今はサルサおかげさまで彼氏も出来て幸せです.

まだベーシック授業を受けているからお教え致したくてもうまくできないですね..^^

ごめんなさい。

しかし内気だった性格も、重かった身もサルサを始めながらたくさん変わりました.

タバコのにおいとお酒が嫌いのでクラブに行かないですがサルサクラブへ行くと11時まで踊ったりします.

自分自身も信じるない情熱が出たりしますね。

お勧めしたいですね。。

六本木のサルサば行って見ましたが横浜関内のところがずっと良いですね.

初級者でも皆　喜ぶからです..

私の学生たちは皆大人です.

私より年上な方々が多いんです.. ドイツ学生アメリカ学生もいるが大部分は日本人です.

私は学生たちを友達のように思うので近く感じています.

二つの仕事で色んなごとを勉強できてうれしいです。

サーフィンは本当に素敵な趣味と思っています.

私はスイミングができないのでいつもチューブなしに永ぐ方々を尊敬しています.

年が もう25歳なのにまだチューブとライフジャケットでスクオリングをしています.（T.T）

機会があればスイミングも必ず学んで見たいですね..

サーフィンは難しいんですか ?

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I was lying. I'm too lazy to cop publishing deals for any of my books apparently.

If I did write a book on how to pickup Korean girls, I'd have to pull a Rushdie, because I'd have people like daydream and all of the other militant Korean cockblockers out to lynch me for selling out their wimminz. (0)

Beyond that, I'd have all these angry readers who'd read the book and go out thinking Korean girls would instantly float their way, but end up with at best, a kick in the nuts probably. I'd probably get a 1/5 star rating on Amazon from all these troll-y looking guys who are angry at me.

i feel you on the book writing thing...i've been planning my semi autobiographical book and perhaps screenplay as well for the past what...years it seems like now. never happened, only thing that comes out is occasional outbursts of prose that are like a page long before i say fuck it and do something else