WAYWT shit talking thread

[16steps]

whats with you and dick sucking? This is lke the 4th time youve mentioned fellatio towards me and even leave it on your obligatory neg reps. Like i said before, leave your incessant love for cock, corny white dude tshirts and your oddly plucked eyebrows for the BRUHS down in san diego.....the only people who give a shit about what you think.....

i know this is an odd observation, but isn't that horse's w33nz smaller than it should be?

i donno but it it could make a pretty good p33n euphemism

and blowjobs, zubin. don't forget about those fantastic blowjobs of yours.

ok i wasn't going to come at anybody about what happened on my debacle of a thread creation from a few days back but...

a. have you ever smoked illadelph glass? shit is pretty quality. and by any means, lighter>bowl>smoke>mouth is going to work out for me regardless of what the fuck it says on the piece of glass i'm sucking on no homo no homo.

b. i didn't know receiving a wet and reckless (blowing under .06, which equates to about a beer and a half with my metabolism. yearlong license suspension is a bit of a harsh punishment in my opinion) was much of a bro-like activity. so i'm sorry..i'm sure letting one of the two of my friends passed out in the back drive us home would have been a much more cultured decision.

and yes, i own an affliction tee actually. i bought it to dress up as exactly what you are trying to make me out to be right now the day before halloween last year. overall good costume albeit a bit depressing when a couple of girls asked why i wasn't dressed up thought i looked just fine.

don't stop keeping an eye on all of my posts. eat a dick or two while you're at it.

and for good measure....

[M.O.A]

are those from toke city?

[weidna]

how i miss thee, illadelph. i still have that dedication card somewhere in my desk drawer.

of course i use a lot of bj/cock humor, my man. it's funny. i don't have to spend all the time you did looking for past post evidence to prove myself. thanks for that, by the way. it must have taken you a good amount of time to make a mini compilation of a few of my wiener references.

a.1 i live in san diego, a.2 i own an affliction shirt used for a costume. so i must be a.2, b.2 a bro. that's some weak logic.

so i'll use some of my own:

a.1. you live in san jose, a.2. i don't have much else because you have not and probably never will release much personal information or at least post a picture of yourself. so you must be b.1 asian and b.2 full of insecurities. ergo, you must be terrified of confrontation and relatively socially inept.

i get it, sufu for you acts as a realm for living out a fantasy. a figurative escape out of san jose and the lack of recognition/respect from others you receive most places you go. when you see a rep box full of greens from like-minded people, you almost feel the courage to talk to a girl.

i hope this all appears to you as a dare to post some pictures. it would give me a hell of a lot of material. plus i bet you look good enough to put your wiener in my mouth. wiener wiener peepee peepee! i said them on my computer so duhhhh i love cock!

[chmercer]

what the fuck shut up that shit was totally boring

[shimshimhae]

this kid is like a noob fearitself

can i sell you some swagger?

[Hella Hyphy]

If someone asked me to describe overplayed, cliche, dull, tasteless, as well as a mindless adherence to trends, i'd probably render this image word for word.

The supreme sticker on his bianchi almost raises it to a form of parody.

[seksu!]

thats basically you tho...

minus the bike

[panicnation]

nah...u can see hella hyphy's cheekbones even from the back.

[2000dB]

HH is more of a mindcontrolled trend adopter, not a mindless one.

[Hella Hyphy]

i don't even own sneakers?!?!?

or supleme???

or a bike???

or live in the burbs???

SEKSU: SO AVANT HE CAN'T SEE THE LITTLE PEOPLE

[panicnation]

i dont usually hate on ppl for physical defects they cant help, but this guy's facial expression deserves to be immortalised forever in the history of waywt.

[Gitarrgrabben]

Haha, sorry. I usually dont look like that.

[minou]

you mean you can actually change faces?

where kop?

[emmitbrown]

If someone asked me to describe overplayed, cliche, dull, tasteless, as well as a mindless adherence to trends, i'd probably render this image word for word.

The supreme sticker on his bianchi almost raises it to a form of parody.

But he's doing a track skid, man. That's cool.

[tg76]

Here's a fact. Theres no such thing as 'hate'. Just lack of love.

Think about it.

thought about it, you are wrong

[denimdestroyedmylife]

here is a fack: there is no such thing as nuffin, only lack of sumfin.

consider this.

[panicnation]

Haha, sorry. I usually dont look like that.

That's ok, do u usually dress like that though?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

now lissen son, this hurr is a factuh. 3 + 2 = 32 FAMILY

MAPEPE! MAPEPE! MAPEPE!

[tg76]

:burp: there is no nougat cause i ate it

inconsiderate fack

[denimdestroyedmylife]

there is no designer alive that can rival the innovations of diddles mcdiddlesticks

i have invented a nougat extractor that does not compromise the structural integrity of the confection that contains the gooey goodness in question

i call it.... wait for it... wait for it...

:buffering:

NOUGAT STRAW tm

(not for use on milkshakes; check local laws for compliance with FDA, EPA, NBA standards [i thought it was the UK, or some other country, or some other cunt-like tendency])

[tg76]

diddy i want one and i want it now

[jeepster]

diddy i want one and i want it now

BUT I WANT ONE NOW

[denimdestroyedmylife]

here is a proto-type:

when it finally goes into production, i am thinking of employing some cutting edge materials the likes of which have been heretofore unknown in the world of nougat extraction:

:loading:

PURE PLASTIC tm

(this is plastic that is synthesized in a lab by SCIENTISTS; not the stuff that is extracted from the nature)

[tg76]

nalgene? cause i dont want no bad breaky down free radical plastics

[denimdestroyedmylife]

NO! it is not for rectal insertion

[tg76]

diddy... what are you wearing?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[tg76]

no label synergy

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that explains my searing headache

[tg76]

no that would be the frying pan on your head :drumcrash: