WAYWT shit talking thread

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I am dying of disease and wear the same +++AA v neck.New Standards 20-something cm.MM trainers everyday to do renovation work to my house, so I save sufu the pain and don't bother to do WAYWT, fade.

[chingon]

wow that guy is huge douche, saw him post on SZ.. damn.. guy likes like substandard intelligence guy wanna look high class anyone can put together better outfit at fuckin target or wal-mart, guy needs to gtfo out of the internet

this is the shit talking thread, so i must point out that you write like a special ed middleschooler eating penut butter and trying to watch tv and a post on the internet at the same time.

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I am dying of disease and wear the same +++AA v neck.New Standards 20-something cm.MM trainers everyday to do renovation work to my house, so I save sufu the pain and don't bother to do WAYWT, fade.

sorry to hear that, hope you make it through. Don't worry though i'm dying too, we'll see each other up in the superfuture in the sky one day perhaps, my brother.

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haha, once I finish my flooring/drywall project I will probably call it quits and get back out to do Asia round 6 (or 7 or 8, I've lost count at this point). I don't want to say Seoul yet, that place is getting too damn expensive lately for the crappy lifestyle it gives you in return. I need to find a city cheap enough where I can sit in my room most of the day and finish up my books, and then be out at night to find more fodder for stories to come...

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you know i have always wanted to do something like that, go on some travels and write some semi fictional books out of it like Hunter S. Thompson's Rum Diary and Fear and Loathing...i dont know how long i'll be around, nobody knows but hopefully i want to plan a trilogy out of it and maybe make a movie/screenplay. I've already come up with the titles, they will go in this order: Cowards and Heroes, Jack of All Trades, and finally The Divine Comedy and the whole thing will span from my childhood to death (hopefully at old age)

of course my actual life is not interesting enough to make something watchable for 3 stories, but i like to think that i have some pretty vivid and surreal thoughts and elements of my personality at times, and maybe some of that can be incorporated into some kind of fiction.

[conan.]

this is the shit talking thread, so i must point out that you write like a special ed middleschooler eating penut butter and trying to watch tv and a post on the internet at the same time.

err.. tht's how i type.. not like i fob or nothin i was born here so my english fine

i just don't wanna type correct, not like im providing info or helpin someone out or askin for help in which case i usually type correct i guess.. i just type like douchebag u will deal with it, i also sarcasm but i ain't use (10) shit, tht is dumb..

go wear 'slightly oversize' wow

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go wear 'slightly oversize' wow

hahahahahaha...no hate chingon, i don't even know you but you gotta admit that was kind of puzzling...that shirt was not anywhere near oversize

maybe ill throw up the pic of me wearing my dad's YY long sleeve tee from the 80s that was so big my mother wore it when she was pregnant with me...lemme see if i can dig it up.

edit: alright pic isn't on my comp anywhere but another example, THIS is oversize:

[conan.]

o btw since u think it is fun to make dis maybe i will dis too

you wear 'slightly oversize' which is really jus regular fit, show u r retard who doesn't know what oversize mean at least like i know definition of word even if i type like shit

you not know meaning of word 'oversize'.. don't mean regular fit bud

i ain't got nothin else on you tho i dont care..

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Nah dun, it's not all about me me me when you write shit like that. You gotta pick out the crazies you run into in real life, the people with that really strong swagger, mix them into some characters you make up from social metaphors that you're out to have a laugh at, that is the recipe man.

It sounds easy go wandering around looking for things to write about, but I've been doing for awhile and I lose interest and forget about what I'm doing every other week. I had a friend who wandered around Paris for 2 years on tranqulizers, he got a couple shitty scripts written and then last I heard he went to Madagascar to try to film a little. I can't drink or hit the hard stuff like I used to, so I'm getting fucking worried that shit isn't flowing like it once did. No bottle means I have less of an excuse to throw my occasional fit and get people riled up as well...

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oh of course it is not going to be strictly about me. i will be the main character but in the sense more like a narrator/observer of the madness going on around and within as well. 50/50...i admit that i am quite self indulgent so i cannot do something that is strictly a story about random people, at least it would have to involve some of my interaction/relationships with them. i wanted to do this project mainly for myself to see how i have evolved over the years, and how my relationships with different people have changed, all those people that came and went that now seem like a distant blur in my mind. i remember events quite well, but particular recollection of details of individuals i am not so good at so there will be liberal filling in of the blanks

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Do they still have those old-school seedy ass guesthouses in HK? Would I survive living in one for like 6 months?

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sure you can. they're not seedy as guesthouses on their own, it's only seedy because you have the potential to bring a whore there. Those sites are mostly used for quick trysts they charge by the hour, dont know how a monthly rate would be. But they do not actively solicit you to go there for some extra services.

i know of some spots round mong kok where such services are included, and those aren't so much places for living as much as stations for pimps to hook customers up with girls that are waiting around, on call within the reach of a span across a radius of like 10 blocks,

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Living in a place like that would be good fodder for future stories. Starts off like 'the year I stayed in my room at the Five Oceans guesthouse in Mong Kok with my disease, only leaving my cell intermittently to refill my kettle or go out for noodle soup in the wee a.m. hours with the young prostitute who lived next door..." Kind of has this Gabriel Garcia Marquez X steezy Asian feel to it...

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that's a straight rip off of In the Mood for Love/2046

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If I mention anything about HK guesthouses, and late night noodle soup, people will inevitably accuse me of aping WKW. I will focus more on whores then, I guess.

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yeah man go with something even filthier and more degenerate.

Try Macau...spend 6 months there on drugs the whole time just floating around the casinos, borrow some money from loan sharks and convince one of the "models" working at the "sauna" that you'll save her if only she gave you a chance to show her that there is a world outside of that wretched existence she was forced into.

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I once took a brothel whore out for pizza on a Sunday afternoon in Seoul when I was in college, I felt sorry for her. We talked about painting and what had been on CNN lately. (0)

Macau idea sounds ace, except for the parts about dabbling with loan sharks and freeing whores from bondage, I don't see myself getting out of those kinds of situations with all my limbs. I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.

[geekbonchic]

Macau is crazy mang. For grad, I'm either asking for a no-questions-asked, trying-everything-on-the-menu meal at Chez Panisse or a trip to Macau and/or Hong Kong.

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yo i got another idea for you, if you're homosexual/brave enough to try this:

Do a Gonzo-style book based on research done cruising the public men's bathrooms in Central. A lot of washed up celebs, and even Dior Homme's local mascot Anthony Wong is a fan. You can use this title: Flush

[Fuuma]

If I mention anything about HK guesthouses, and late night noodle soup, people will inevitably accuse me of aping WKW. I will focus more on whores then, I guess.

Don't worry it sounds like south american novels to me not WKW; of course WKW kinda sounds like SA novels so there you go

Never saw your pics, hope you look kinda shady, Koreans from the motherland usually look like bad asian copies of a Ken action figure, maybe gayer.

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geekbonchic if you are a total stranger to the hedonistic side of Macau have no fear my friend. Buy a copy of Apple Daily on any given day and there is a "Prostitution" section with addresses, pics, recommendations, the whole nine.

if that ain't your thing then they also have articles about bars you can still go to just to drink, smoke some'm witcha dawgs and use the HK/Macau/China service they call "professional drinking buddies" to sit with you so you can cop a feel if you're bored

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Don't worry it sounds like south american novels to me not WKW; of course WKW kinda sounds like SA novels so there you go

Never saw your pics, hope you look kinda shady, Koreans from the motherland usually look like bad asian copies of a Ken action figure, maybe gayer.

nah I don't have the Ken steez. I get compared to this guy most often, except I look more strung out and don't smile as much. I'm like the after-crack cocaine version of this guy, then. He does a good modern pirate in Ann Demeulemeester greasy gothninja stee in the movie Typhoon, which has played on cable this month a few times.

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gothninja pirate steez: (much closer to how I look, except I don't look as wet or do gothninja)

[Guest jmatsu]

geekbonchic if you are a total stranger to the hedonistic side of Macau have no fear my friend. Buy a copy of Apple Daily on any given day and there is a "Prostitution" section with addresses, pics, recommendations, the whole nine.

if that ain't your thing then they also have articles about bars you can still go to just to drink, smoke some'm witcha dawgs and use the HK/Macau/China service they call "professional drinking buddies" to sit with you so you can cop a feel if you're bored

i love macau. i haven't been there for a couple years. lotta chinese bitches named aldina and aldonca. my old college roommate owns every mcdonalds there.

[fndmybetterhalf]

gothninja pirate steez: (much closer to how I look, except I don't look as wet or do gothninja)

you look like jang dong gun? pics of gtfo...

i get Lee Jung Jin alot.

[geekbonchic]

yo i got another idea for you, if you're homosexual/brave enough to try this:

Do a Gonzo-style book based on research done cruising the public men's bathrooms in Central. A lot of washed up celebs, and even Dior Homme's local mascot Anthony Wong is a fan. You can use this title: Flush

Life's calling? Found.

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Did not know you played for that team...i retract my comment about Macau above then. Carry on...

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^ super seedy gay Asia is a fucking goldmine of good stories waiting to be untapped. I want to incorporate the 'old, depressed Asian queer' character in my mishmash of stories, that rich guy who got bought his own salon as a gift and now spends his days cutting hair, lamenting about generational gaps. Could be a HK or Seoul story.

[geekbonchic]

Set in HK would be better. An old, worn-out HK queer would drop "lah" like a doleful sigh at the end of a sentence, staring off in the distance behind a two-year old pair of Pradas.

Also, sufu is the only place in the world where people do not assume you are gay for wearing mad fruteswagz.

[Fuuma]

Wait, is Anthony Wong gay!!?? Not that it matters (like 25% of the dudes in entertainment are), but I thought he'd be mad macho. Great actor.