shit you hate

[sawn-off chef]

I'm fucked up and got rejected for the first time in a while tonight, super bummed. It's 5 am and I still can't sleep, fuck.

[shinchrono]

^sorry buddy. if it makes you feel any less unfortunate my phone got stolen on my way home. fuck. welcome to nyc

[bernieee]

fucken shitty ass barbers, and barbers who don't ask you what you want and pretty much just do shit on their own.. its my fucken hair, the fuck?

[TTM]

went to a party with a bunch of law students last night. future smooth talkin scumbag leaders of the world! Saw this one guy who looked like a mix between Jay Lenno and Bill Clinton. Good times. I still feel better and smarter than them, tho.

[youkinorn2]

^ Yeah, man. Being around people like that makes you feel great about yourself. Then you realize that they are who the majority of people think are most successful and that good feeling turns into disappointment and depression, ha.

I live with a guy who is real involved in student government and the people that he hangs around with are some of the most full of shit individuals I've ever met.

[e0d9n0b5]

i hate running across old things from exboyfriends. i just saw a message from when we first became friends and idk, it just weirds me out. i don't know how to feel about it, kinda like awkwardness and hate.

i know how ya feel

[doctor_doom]

That Netflix instant streaming was down for quite awhile last

[samsikle]

fucking lost my little pouch that i keep my cigarettes, lipstick and lipgloss in last night being hella drunk after the wedding. i don't care so much about the pouch itself, but the lipstick and lipgloss is gonna cost me like $60 to replace. but i'd rather lose that than my phone, wallet, or my eyeglasses though. i hope i just happened to leave it at the country club.

[daviddd]

the smell after korean barbecue... especially since there was no ventilation, but was worth the 7.99 ayce.

[PeterParker]

My boss being a huge illiterate bitch.

[NatseOklim]

My mouse broke and now I'm stuck using a wired mouse until my new mouse arrives. Wired mice suckkkkkkkkk

[Gold Fronts]

people who are always texting and the sound of the fucking buttons clicking.

bitches who wear uggs and louis vuitton bags trying to be sophisticated and elitist but work at petes coffee

boring bitches

people who talk about garbage tv shows like community, office, what i did to your mother, etc. NOPE didnt see the fucking episode when Jeremy got drunk and his roommate spilled salsa on his shirt bitch

People who ask about majors in college

bitches in huge sunglasses

bitches who do nothing

when people fuck up a cup of hot chocolate and it tastes like coffee

young people who dont work who go to sleep before 12am on a normal basis ( Wake up sleepy unambitious bitch)

indie rock with some dude slitting his wrist all over his acoustic guitar with patchy facial hair and horn rimmed glasses and a thrift store flannel not buttoned all the way up

bitches who don't talk dirty

girls who wont fuck me because I dont look anything like devendra banhart

[jwsach]

this is funny as shhhhhitz

[i wear shooes]

Duke Basketball.

The Los Angeles Lakers.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

its impossible to make relationships in graduate school

it's impossible to keep them

oh well.

[samsikle]

so i'm preparing food for dinner and just enough for lunch as well.

me: i'm making chicken, do you want some?

them: no it's alright i'm going to make this.

me: are you sure? i can make you one too.

them: yeah it's fine.

done cooking.

them: oh i'll have a piece, only like half though.

there's a reason why i asked if you wanted any.

[echoepidemic]

people who are always texting and the sound of the fucking buttons clicking.

bitches who wear uggs and louis vuitton bags trying to be sophisticated and elitist but work at petes coffee

boring bitches

people who talk about garbage tv shows like community, office, what i did to your mother, etc. NOPE didnt see the fucking episode when Jeremy got drunk and his roommate spilled salsa on his shirt bitch

People who ask about majors in college

bitches in huge sunglasses

bitches who do nothing

when people fuck up a cup of hot chocolate and it tastes like coffee

young people who dont work who go to sleep before 12am on a normal basis ( Wake up sleepy unambitious bitch)

indie rock with some dude slitting his wrist all over his acoustic guitar with patchy facial hair and horn rimmed glasses and a thrift store flannel not buttoned all the way up

bitches who don't talk dirty

girls who wont fuck me because I dont look anything like devendra banhart

this is like a 'last years' shit you hate. get contemporary bro, update your list

[suremanok]

adobe illustrator.

shit is frustrating the fuck out of me.

[oOmegaOo]

When your on an empty train car, you find a comfortable corner, legs outstretched to the fullest, reading a book/listening to music/solving that sudoku puzzle/doing-whatever-it-is-you-do-on-the-train and then some fool enters the car and attempts to sit right across from you. Now you you have to retract you legs and bid farewell to your urban utopia.

Why the hell do you have to sit RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME? You have the whole train, ass (except the seat across from me).

[haploid]

this is like a 'last years' shit you hate. get contemporary bro, update your list

Hahaha o god the more you think about it the more true it gets :rolleyes:

[shufon]

its impossible to make relationships in graduate school

it's impossible to keep them

oh well.

Couldn't agree with this more.

[vitasoy]

girls who ask for your password and once you refuse they go "why, you don't trust me?"

NO SHIT..

also hate exiting highways when it's pouring out and person behind you is tailgating you like mad, it's fucking raining like hell man..

[redX]

so i'm preparing food for dinner and just enough for lunch as well.

me: i'm making chicken, do you want some?

them: no it's alright i'm going to make this.

me: are you sure? i can make you one too.

them: yeah it's fine.

done cooking.

them: oh i'll have a piece, only like half though.

there's a reason why i asked if you wanted any.

or

them: yo can i have some of your spaghetti?

me: yeah sure i won't be able to eat all of it either way, but don't take more than half!

*takes 3/4*

me: wtf are you doing man?

shit people who have no decency

[Gold Fronts]

this is like a 'last years' shit you hate. get contemporary bro, update your list

the saddest thing about my life is that,

thats the world I live in everyday. Its 2008 here

Facebook,

Flannels,

Vegans,

Toms

Indie Crust Punk Bands

Dudes who dress and look like Devendra Banhart

people talking about 30 rock

I want to commit suicide

[renski]

fuck insurance companies for raising the price of auto insurance. I can't even get another moto now because of the last mishap.

[daviddd]

Fake ass shit talking niggas. WANT TO MURK

[shufon]

Grade grubbing overachievers who've never seen a B in their life and freak the fuck out when they don't get an A on everything. I guess that is the majority of students at Cornell. They just feed on each other resulting in a generally overly stressful environment 24 hours a day. Everybody here needs to chill the fuck out and realize there's more to life

[vitasoy]

people who leave the shower switch on over night..

woke up tired as fuck today and got surprised by freezing water, dammit..

[tac0tron]

When people say:

"I love haters!"

or some shit like that

[BeachHouse]

the show "I was bitten". Why the fuck am I watching this still.