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I dated one of those for a while a few years back; constant drama and a pain in the arse from start to finish.

You've definitely got the right idea only going in for something casual.

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when you wake up at 5am

go to your college

learn that the class in the am is canceled and the second one (that is at 1pm) lasts less than 1 hour.

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One reason I dropped out of college when I was younger was that I had one 30 minute class at 8:00 on a monday, one class at about 1 then nothing until another 1.5 hour class at 4:30. I dropped the middle class and ended up getting constant agro for not turning up to the other two, so I dropped out.

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I hate the shitty bottom end on my roommates laptop... sounds like someone farting every time a bassnote is hit or the low-end peaks.

Also I just hate the shit outta my roommate.

He's listening to bluegrass right now, which I'm cool with (when I'm in the car listening to A Prairie Home Companion or driving around with my dad listening to WFUV), but fuck my roommate, he's a fucking tool.

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like one of the 2 dudes i'm sharing the appartment with is just really fucking awkward, plus every time he takes off his shoes when he gets home i make a special point not walk by the shoes or go near him... the stink is really fucking disgusting

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i hate people who are late -- in all aspects - late to an appt, late to a party, late to conversation, late to acquiring intelligence, etc

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Inefficient drivers who don't know how to pass the bus during rush hour; instead, they stay in the middle lanes so people behind them can't get ahead of the bus, rendering the right lane useless and me stuck behind an incompetent driver or a bus. (Fastest possible commute concept)

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Not having breakfast food!

I realize it's like 3pm here.. but I just woke up. Whatever

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Bitchy baby-boomers who get all pissy when I'm 2 minutes late on taking my laundry out of the washing machines downstairs.

Sorry I don't have the same luxury as you to sit around my stuffy apartment all day and wait for my clothes to finish washing.

UGHHHHH.

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the sodding levi adverts on this site!!!:mad: I KNOW THEIR THERE! ....no i dont want to roll over it to start!!!.....ITS ALLWAYS IN THE WAY POPPING UP!!!. :mad:.......damn i wonder how much levi pays for that screen real estate?.....those ads are making me hate the brand!!!

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the sodding levi adverts on this site!!!:mad: I KNOW THEIR THERE! ....no i dont want to roll over it to start!!!.....ITS ALLWAYS IN THE WAY POPPING UP!!!. :mad:.......damn i wonder how much levi pays for that screen real estate?.....those ads are making me hate the brand!!!

use firefox

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this is obvious, but i really hate assholes

my friend and i were having a legitimate conversation on homosexuality and this one douche comes up and says something like "all women should be bisexual". dipshit

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I hate when people say

"that's gay" or "no homo"

I'm not gay myself but have some

respect for those people

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Hangovers. Seriously, fuck hangovers. I remember years ago when I was eighteen and could drink as much as I wanted without getting a hangover the next morning.

Other associated shit I hate:

The realisation that those heady hangover free days are long gone.

The postman delivering stuff on a Saturday way earlier than he would normally on a weekday thus waking me up and exacerbating the aforementioned hangover.

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wussy ass bitches and niggas that are too scared too initiate a greeting. I know you see me, its just a whatsup du? Make me do it everytime, then have the nerve to say "i saw you yesterday". me:"why didn't you say hi".

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The traffic court system in my town. Got a ticket for not having my rail pass. Tried to pay it online, find out I can't because it didn't involve my car and they sort by license plate number. Went to pay at the court house violations window, find out my ticket is not in the system somehow and the dept that handles it closes at 2:30 in the afternoon. I don't want to take off work so I mail a check, now I find out either the post office or the court lost my check and a month later I got a warrant out for my arrest for this stupid shit.

Now I prob gotta pay bail or court fees on top just because the system is so inefficient/incompetent.

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fucking sick of boat shoes and gladiator sandles. every frat trash/sororstitute are wearing one of them and im sick of seeing the shit.

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so sushijerk just so i get this straight, you fail to pay for a measily ticket and then one month later the popo knocks on your door and takes you to court? and you didn't get a warning or something to pay it?

oh america you crack me up again and again

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my sour puss room mate. if he were a girl he would be the really hot one that is absolutely miserable to be around. he wonders why people don't want him over and why I don't want my friends to meet him.

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fucking sick of boat shoes and gladiator sandles. every frat trash/sororstitute are wearing one of them and im sick of seeing the shit.

hey brah, fuckin chill out, go put on some dave at red rock n jus chill mkay?

imma rock my quoddys regardless of your buffoonery.

pshaw.

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Self-service check out in the supermarket.

Useful for those buying haemorrhoid cream and Star Trek cereal, otherwise "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA" oh no, not again, i just put my wallet down for a second SHUT UP!!

Actually, you can be sure that if you were trying to make embarrassing purchases on the sly, the machine would start flashing and beeping and announce "ERROR - PLEASE AWAIT CUSTOMER SERVICE OPERATIVE"

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i dont hate fat people, but i hate seeing them doing things to make me think "oh, thats why youre fat"

ex) waiting on the elevator to go to class on the third floor. its the third floor, take the motherfucking stairs.

also, when they sit their fat asses on the escalator instead of walking up them and taking advantage of the fact that if you use them as stairs, theyll get you to where youre going a hell of a lot faster. seinfeld had a bit similar to this, and it rings so true with me. bitch, this is a 1 abreast escalator, i cannot pass a thin person on this thing, much less you, and youre about to make me late for my class on the 8th floor because you need time to just stand and drink your coca-cola, oh hey youre getting off on the fourth floor now? sweet, go fuck yourself

once i went to five guys to get a burger at 11am when they opened. besides one 400 pound lady i was the only customer in there at such a ridiculous hour for cheeseburgers, only difference was i hadnt gone to bed yet. this lady was not a haggard nocturnal fuck like myself but rather a put together person about to start her day

and on a different note, people (mostly girls in my experience) complaining about something whilst simultaneously not trying to do anything to fix whatever theyre whining about. youre freezing you say? zip up the goddamn hoodie youre wearing. oh right, but you dont want to hide your cute shirt and cleavage.. that makes sense. oh wait, what? youd rather take a cab for 10 blocks because you cant have your shoes killing your feet? STOP FUCKING BUYING UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES. why the FUCK should i have to fork over a couple dollars, to go hardly any distance at all, on a nice night, because you insist on wearing uncomfortable, ugly fucking footwear?

jesus christ

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