shit you hate

[Osmosis Jones]

guys who think whiteknighting will get them inside a girl's pants.

also, internet arguments and not scottm.

[Oxy.]

i hate when i forget what the date is then realize that it wasn't the day i thought it was and now i have a shit load of work to turn in.

[Guest on-display]

why did i hook up with you leave me the fuck alone ahhhhhhhhhhhggggasfasfddafd bitch

[Orion]

but I want to be with you. forever.

[Seething Tortoise]

guys who think whiteknighting will get them inside a girl's pants.

[Episode3]

professors who treat their students like fucking elementary school kids

[duck sauce]

you spelled disappoint wrong you damn dirty dog

[newaesthetic]

people who sketch out on plans, or stop text convos for said plans only to mention it a week later.

[bill]

today 123456

[sawn-off chef]

people who sketch out on plans, or stop text convos for said plans only to mention it a week later.

10 fucking characters.

[azn8oi]

morning breath, ugh.

[goat]

house shopping

[santos]

1. Skating home in the dark and eating shit cause I couldn't see some fucking crack in the sidewalk.

2. Waking up to find my netbook plugged in and marinating in a puddle of beer.

[whitney]

when you have a good week starting then someone comes along and fucks that up.

it's okay to mess up every now and then. and I would even understand if your pride is too strong, making it a bit hard to apologize. silent acknowledgement is good enough but to fucking try and play it off like it is someone elses fault when it's clearly yours. hate hate hate

also, to the dude who sneezed on me this morning..

[tac0tron]

When you're feeling awesome the night before, and then in the morning you're sick as fuck.

[NatseOklim]

Passport photos and people who whisper.

[CUTUP]

The music group " The Stereos" polluting the airwaves with their shit. I hope every one of those whiny little auto-tuned bitch asses gets hit by a fucking bus. Tattoo/peirced up whiny emo punks

Every time I hear one of their songs it makes me want to punch babies

Some people here who act like you can see their rep bars above their heads in real life

[Sayword]

getting infractions on technicalities.

[duck sauce]

eating too much kiwi

"Kiwifruit is often reported to have mild laxative effects, due to the high level of dietary fiber."

[redgrail]

spend a week at my mom's place, what's the first thing she does?

throw my dry bones in the washing machine.

even though I specifically told her not to.

i said "mother, do not wash these jeans. I'm going to hang them up, just don't touch them ok? try to fight your instincts on this one."

okay, she says, ok.

day after, come back from work, what's cooking in the washer?

got dam why do people not understaaaaand my dirty pants habitsssssss

oh well at least she washed them on cold and didn't machine dry them.

[jeepster]

yo

why do parents do your laundry anyways?

I've been doing my own laundry since I was in the 3rd grade.

[Yardbird]

Traffic cops, how I have to miss out on this gorgeous weather today because of class, Oh and heartburn when I wake up from naps. What is that???

[sawn-off chef]

it's god laughing in your face, telling you that we should've gone to lulas last night.

[redgrail]

yo

why do parents do your laundry anyways?

I've been doing my own laundry since I was in the 3rd grade.

they don't normally

she just randomly decided to pick clothes out of my room and throw them in the wash.

probably trying to be nice

[WayneGibbous]

Passport photos and people who whisper.

srsly this shit is annoying hearing psss psss psss in the distance

find a fucking private room or shut the fuck up altogether

[whitney]

they don't normally

she just randomly decided to pick clothes out of my room and throw them in the wash.

probably trying to be nice

was she washing other jeans?

probably didn't have enough to fill a load.

so she went around hunting for clothes to clean

has happened to me before

:/

[Shryke]

FUCK the postal strike

[jbphoto23]

sneezing. i sneeze a minimum of 3 times in a row, and my body convulses, and it gives me a hotflash. it's especially bad when I'm driving and I sneeze 3-5 times in a row and almost crash and die.

[junglejane]

^^

oh god I have the 3-sneeze minimum too

once I sneezed during sexy time, that was kinda embarrassing

[islandboi8204]

fucking diarrhea.