Worst Blackout Moments

[rome1]

hmm...hard to pin it down since all other people present were drunk most of the times as well. But I'd have to say the two most memorable times were:

One. when I pissed on the entire sectional sofa and threw up under one of the cushions then proceeded to flip the cushion over and go back to bed. Waking up the next day pouring a bowl of cereal and sitting down on the piss soaked couch going WTF!!!??? why's the couch all wet. Blaming it on any one of the people that slept over that night. I also pissed all over my ex girlfriends fendi bag inside and out. Needless to say how fucked I was on that one after everyone put 2+2 together. Oh BTW I sundried the couch out poured a whole bottle of Fahbrezze on it and sold it to my downstairs neighbhor. They never figured it out.

Second time would have to be where I woke up and threw up into the bookbag at the foot of my bed thinking that I would just throw it out in the morning, getting up and pissing all over my tv and dresser soaking all of my clothes and going back to bed. Upon awakening I couldn't fig ure out why the tv was soaking wet and so were all of my clothes?? I didn't remember the bag of puke until 3 days later when it started to reek.

ughhhh..... god knows what else I've done while being super drunk.

[notesee]

One of my worst black out nights was last year .. it was the night of the Mayweather De La Hoya fight. I drank like half a bottle of Henney, some Red Stripes and then a couple random shots.

We were going out to the bar afterwards, but I had blacked out on the way to the bar. Supposedly I passed out in the bar, and was like sleeping face down on a table.

I woke up the next morning with like random images of the bar in my head, wondering if I had actually went the night before. Supposedly I drank more, and then went back to my other friend's house .. puked everywhere outside and then got a ride back to my apartment.

[almondcrush]

ive only ever blacked out six or seven times

two so far have successfully ended in awful bridge burning break ups

luckily the second time it happened someone told me about it before another extremely awkward phone call

[homi29]

ive only had a couple serious experiences

once i mixed a whole lot of beer + shots of vodka and random shit

came home and smoked a joint, and it was wrap... i started getting the spins while watching tv

and before i knew it i was throwing up all over myself , i remember thinking fuck this hoody i gotta wash it anyway.. and somehow the look my high friend gave me just made me start laughing more which made me feel worse and i threw up again! at which point i threw my clothes into the laundry and somehow passed the fuck out on the couch

when i woke up i was in my bed the next morning still drunk.......

on a superfuture sidenote, i got some puke on my nudies

wade me wash em for the first time after 6months

[red]

haha. funny stories. lulz on waking up in different countries.

nothing too extreme for me. ummmm, tumbled down real tall flight of stairs. puked all over a persons house half naked. again, nothing too extreme.

[Guest DUM]

After the BiG party I got home and made my drunk sufu posts and passed out. Next morning Sidney woke me up and I was wearing new clothes, my keys were on the floor near the front door. I noticed that my other pants were wet...but I later remembered washing all the clothes I was wearing and showering at like 4am. Nothing cool, just laundry and I dooo remember it, though I don't remember cartwheels from that night?

[knightlovesqueen]

my friends and i raged through thre bottles last night (patron, bacardi and svedka).

i woke up in my bath tub but supposedly slept in my backyard

[red]

After the BiG party I got home and made my drunk sufu posts and passed out. Next morning Sidney woke me up and I was wearing new clothes, my keys were on the floor near the front door. I noticed that my other pants were wet...but I later remembered washing all the clothes I was wearing and showering at like 4am. Nothing cool, just laundry and I dooo remember it, though I don't remember cartwheels from that night?

you forgot to say that your butthole was sore when you woke up.

[Guest DUM]

you forgot to say that your butthole was sore when you woke up.

Carl was with a girl, I believe(read:hope) my asshole was untouched

[red]

Carl was with a girl, I believe(read:hope) my asshole was untouched

i wasnt talking about carl this time............

AYBAYBAY AYBAYBAY................

[Guest DUM]

(I REALLY FUCKING HOPE)Sandra would not let Sidney rape me.

[almondcrush]

well, its not really rape if you dont remember saying no

[NESK]

about two years ago, i went out for drinks with a friend after work. while at the bar, we ran into some guys we used to work with somewhere else who had been drinking and golfing all day and were pretty bombed and hilarious. after last call we decided to drink more, but none of us had booze at home so we decided to cross the border and go to the casino where they serve til 4am. when we got there, my boy ryan got all giddy becuase they didnt id him at the border and he had a case that was pending.

he said since it might be the last time hell ever be on US soil, he wanted to do something crazy. we did alot of free shots while we decided what to do. this was about 3:30am. at 9am i clicked back into life and we were landing in vegas. the rest of the next fourdays was a series of coming to and fadign back out. most of what i do remember consists of strip clubs and puking. but ive since pieced a few things together and have about 3/4 days accounted for. apparently we all got pumped on getting tatoos at hart and hunnington but we were too gassed, they said wed squirt blood all over the shop. and apprently i made a scene when we were refused a booking. kind of a good story but it would have been better if i had some shitty tatoo to explain to everyone ive met since. also, that trip cost one friend his college career and another friend a 6 year relationship with a beutiful girl. we all agree it was worth it though, even if we cant remember most of it.

[blm14]

Having to walk from Garden City to Jamaica because the LIRR couldn't run.

[upandcoming]

i threw up out my window, and got a vomit waterfall down the side of my house.

[seraphim]

well, its not really rape if you dont remember saying no

according to law reformations, now rape is any situation where the victim in no way gave any consent and the attacker can not prove that consent was given, as opposed to the previous version where the victim had to prove that he/she specifically denied consent.

just educating.

[b_supreme]

God!

Last time i blacked out i nearly got raped!

But that was from ale like last time i was stoned i cant even remember what happened really

Just mad

[my name is raekwon]

Having to walk from Garden City to Jamaica because the LIRR couldn't run.

wtf!~!! you seriouz?

[FUCK]

OH good one, seriously:

Drank sparks/oe/more oe. Went to grab food, more sparks. Woke up in the morning with my friends dad smiling and laughing his ass off. "Have a fun night last night?" "Yeah drank you know" i had no clue what he was hinting at. Proceeded to tell me i climbed into his bed and started snuggling with him and his wife, meanwhile its his birthday. Wakes up, takes me to another room where i unveil another 40, open in and pour it out all over my friends clothes with him watching and laughing. Fall asleep in the malt liquored clothing, wake up completely oblivious and later on in the day, thoroughly embarassed.

[almondcrush]

last thing i remember ive got my arm around the girl i adore and gin in the other fist

this morning im alone on the floor in a puddle of vomit

[almondcrush]

and shes not picking up my calls

[un-]

last thing i remember ive got my arm around the girl i adore and gin in the other fist

this morning im alone on the floor in a puddle of vomit

and shes not picking up my calls

[insomaniac]

i don't remember.

[Larry Bird]

back in january i took too much heroin and xanax, passed out and hit a highway divider...

woke up in jail thinking i killed somebody in extrememe panic, i cant describe how i felt when i came too until a dude told me what had happened.

[Mr Waffles]

i took a bar and we killed an 18 pack then went and drank liqour and then smoked pot. i woke up in my friends driveway in the backseat of my car with the seatbelt on.

[Fookums]

Did a shot contest with one of my friends, didn't really black out per say, but I passed out in his sisters bedroom, where everyone that wasn't piss drunk apparently started throwing random stuff on me, bounching volleyballs off me, dry humping me, sticking pens in my pents, drawing on me, etc.

And I had noooo idea bout what happened.

And not my story, but one of my friends got drunk in brooklyn, and woke up the next morning halfway up the state. Or another friend asking in Montreal if "In trains canada does time move faster??"

[PaperSt.]

DUI...

enough said.

[Thorns]

These stories are mediocre at best. Clearly you guys didn't have nearly as much fun in college as I did. I black out on a regular basis and the glory of a true blackout is not the next morning but weeks or years later when you find out what actually happened that night.

Example A.

Preface: My senior year in college I added a class like a week into the semester. In this particular class the professor has everyone go around on the first day and pick groups for the semester-long final project. Since I didn't have a group he asked me to send out my resume to the class d-list and hopefully some group would take me. Well I got an email back from nearly every group and (being the good student I am) went on facebook and picked my group based on which had the hottest girls. So eventually I picked a group and at our first meeting I was introducing myself to the extraordinarily hot indian group leader. I shake her hand, say, "hi I'm Tom" and she gets this strange expression on her face and informs me that we've met before and the story how:

Story: During my freshmen year (and every year since) in college I was a drunken idiot. And one night at roughly 2am as I'm stumbling down Atwood St. back to my apartment I decide I need to stop for pizza. As I'm waiting outside Antoon's for my large cheese for 4.99 a group of drunken sorority girls is stumbling down Atwood St. in my direction. At some point, apparently, one of them looks up at me, points, and shouts, "oh my god! Clay Aiken". This was during the time of that American Idol and I guess I can probably admit that I looked a good bit like Clay Aiken. So these girls come running forward and pull me into the middle of the street and are screaming that annoying high pitched yelp that all girls do when they think they see celebrities. At some point a girl pulls out a sharpie marker and asks me to sign her and all her friends tits. So these girls pull out there tits and I (of course not going to object) start signing,"Clay Aiken" every where I could.

Epilogue: So four years later, I'm meeting in a library with a very attractive female group leader and she explains to me that whole story about how I signed her tits freshman year. (Apparently her friends were taking pictures as well) I didn't remember jack shit until like a few hours later when I was going over the whole story in my head and the whole thing came rushing back to me.

[junglejane]

I don't remember any crazy blackouts but one of my most surreal alcohol experiences was when me and my friends ended up befriending the owner of this high end club in Acapulco. there was a HUGE aquarium complete with mermaids and mermen swimming around, so we went backstage and borrowed mermaid costumes, then jumped in the aquarium. SO COOL

[blm14]

wtf!~!! you seriouz?

Yeah, back when I was working on long island and there was that HUGE power outage. Nobody else in that office worked in brooklyn and I tried to hitch a ride but no luck. So finally ended up having to walk along the Hempstead line until I reached jamaica where I finally got a cab. My dawgz was SORE after that, I tell you what.